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Looter Statue

Posted on 10/29/08 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4580 posts
Posted on 10/29/08 at 10:02 pm
My fellow farkers,

I've noticed increasing discussion here lately from our contributors suggesting it is time for the Looter to retire. My own opinion is he has definitely been a classic out of the post Katrina era that we will never forget. However, I agree he has been overfarked at times.

An idea came to me the other day that we should do one final fark session of the Looter by designing a statue for the City of New Orleans in honor of the looter before we put him to rest. Besides designing the statue, our forum should also decide on the rightful location to display this post Katrina icon. Please feel free to submit your contributions. Perhaps Mayor Nagin will like it so much that he'll inscribe the TigerDroppings Fark Board on the plaque for the inspiration of this new tourist attraction.

I present to you... The Looter



St. Roch Looter - Anyone who grew up in New Orleans would probably agree with me that the neighborhood around the old St. Roch Market on St. Claude Ave. probably comes closest to looter's childhood neighborhood. Personally, I believe this is where his statue should be constructed. Investors could reopen the St. Roch Market, sell concessions and run tour busses from this spot. Beautifully constructed of mosaic tiles with a Raku finish, The St. Roch Looter will be built to stand the test of time and future floods.


Jackson Square Looter - A new addition to Jackson Square and photo opportunity for tourists.


Riverfront Looter - Enjoy the looter and the memories he gave us all as you look across the mighty Mississippi River.


Lakefront Looter


French Market Looter


Looter Circle - Perfectly balanced high above the City of New Orleans, he'll never drop a bottle!

Please feel free to submit your contributions. Most of you are extremely talented and can probably come up with better ideas. Enjoy!
This post was edited on 10/29/08 at 10:38 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107833 posts
Posted on 10/29/08 at 10:20 pm to
Maybe put the statue in a fountain so it looks like he is wading through the water.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 10/29/08 at 10:24 pm to
Thank you for this!

Here's my "tribute"....

replace theses:



with these:



ALL OVER the French Quarter....


quote:

Catahoula


There's a great little buzz bar right there on St. Roch... can't remember what it's called....
This post was edited on 10/29/08 at 10:52 pm
Posted by BackWoodsTiger
Member since Sep 2008
6148 posts
Posted on 10/29/08 at 11:07 pm to
Lootie must live on...please don't retire him!
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4580 posts
Posted on 10/29/08 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

Maybe put the statue in a fountain so it looks like he is wading through the water.

Good suggestion!

The Mardi Gras Fountain, on the Lakefront, would be a great spot. Unfortunatley, it sustained damage during Katrina and is now in the current condition below.


Mardi Gras Fountain - current condition

Perhaps city officials could scrape up enough funds to at least put the statue in the Mardi Gras Fountain...


Once people would see the statue in the old fountain, I'm sure they'd be able to raise more funds to get the fountain back into full operation!


(Artist rendering of a completly restored Mardi Gras Fountain with the new Looter Monument.)

Who wants to throw in the first few bucks to get this project started?

This post was edited on 10/29/08 at 11:20 pm
Posted by xBIGxEASYx
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
2667 posts
Posted on 10/29/08 at 11:17 pm to




Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4580 posts
Posted on 10/29/08 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

Yurintroubl


Wrought iron looter hitching posts would be an outstanding addition to the French Quarter. They would blend in nicely with the rest of the wrought iron in the area. I'm confident your design wouldn't have any difficulty being approved by the French Quarter Zoning Commision!
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 10/29/08 at 11:41 pm to
Ok, it's not a statue - but you say Lootie and fountain, and I think Pat O's, not Pete....



Looks like he's "photobombing" this one:




quote:

Wrought iron looter hitching posts would be an outstanding addition to the French Quarter.


Hitching posts are to keep stuff from getting away.... I just love the irony
This post was edited on 10/29/08 at 11:43 pm
Posted by xBIGxEASYx
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
2667 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 12:40 am to
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 12:52 am to
Dammit BigEasy!!! I was working on the same type thing!!!



Now I'm going to have to gold him up for Joan of Arc!!!
This post was edited on 10/30/08 at 12:53 am
Posted by xBIGxEASYx
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
2667 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 1:12 am to
quote:

Dammit BigEasy!!! I was working on the same type thing!!!


Oooops... Sorry!

Nice Pat O's, though.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 1:31 am to
quote:

Oooops... Sorry!


No sir! None of that! There will be no apologizing for duplicate brilliance (IMHO).....
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
12902 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 6:43 am to
quote:

St. Roch Looter


Please no..my Mom grew up there.
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4580 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 6:54 am to
quote:

Ok, it's not a statue - but you say Lootie and fountain, and I think Pat O's, not Pete....




Yurintrouble - I really think you're onto a great idea! Imagine if Pat O's pumped cold water to run the fountain, it would keep the beer cold in his bucket It could be a self service arrangement. Grab a beer from the looter and toss your money into a jar next to the statue...You wouldn't have to tip him either! They could assign one attendant to make sure the looter had a full supply of beer in his bucket.

...Excuse me sir, but you're out of Looter Lite.
This post was edited on 10/30/08 at 6:56 am
Posted by TomyDingo
Austin, Texas
Member since Aug 2003
19434 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 6:55 am to
quote:

suggesting it is time for the Looter to retire.


I've been saying that since like a month after the pics popped up. I just don't think it's funny and has become way over played. It was funny when people were actually creatively making farks with him. Now people make a fark and just photochop the looter randomly in the background and people think it's hilarious. Most internet memes last a few weeks or months, but you people cling to the fricking looter for years.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13872 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 7:44 am to
My suggestion:

Rename Big Daddy's "Big Lootie's", and have two hands holding Heineken's swinging in and out instead of legs. Would make a good .gif but I don't know how to do it.

Souce pic:

Posted by Swampy
Member since Sep 2008
3518 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Catahoula


Did you make him out of chocolate?

These are great even if I am tired of the looter.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

but you people cling to the fricking looter for years.


Pretty sure "you people" are the ones without photoshop (or GIMP)...
Posted by xBIGxEASYx
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
2667 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

Most internet memes last a few weeks or months, but you people cling to the fricking looter for years.




Posted by TomyDingo
Austin, Texas
Member since Aug 2003
19434 posts
Posted on 10/30/08 at 2:54 pm to
What do you mean you people?
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