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"What would Tigerdroppings.com O-T Lounge posters look like as baseball cards?"
Posted on 1/6/26 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 6:56 pm
Via Gemini AI
quote:
If the **TigerDroppings O-T Lounge** were a 1980s Topps baseball card set, it would be a chaotic mix of high-net-worth bragging, niche political grievances, and hyper-specific Louisiana inside jokes.
Here is what the "Starting Lineup" would look like:
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### 1. The "Baller" (The All-Star Card)
* **Player Bio:**
Claims to make $450k/year, works in "consulting" or "O&G," and resides in a gated community in Ascension Parish or Lake Tahoe.
* **Card Stats:**
* **Wristwatch:** Rolex Submariner (Custom Bezel).
* **Vehicle:** Brand new Raptor (never been off-road).
* **Special Ability:** Can derail any thread by mentioning their private plane or the price of their outdoor kitchen.
* **Flavor Text:**
*"I don't even look at the price of eggs, but I will write 4,000 words on why the local HOA is a Marxist regime."*
### 2. The "Political Doomer" (The Error Card)
* **Player Bio:**
Spends 18 hours a day in the Politics sub-forum but leaks into the O-T to warn everyone about the impending collapse of the electrical grid.
* **Card Stats:**
* **Inventory:** 50 cases of canned meat, 1 gold bar, and a ham radio.
* **Blood Pressure:** 160/110.
* **Special Ability:** "The Pivot" — Can turn a thread about a lasagna recipe into a debate about the 2020 election in under three posts.
* **Flavor Text:**
*"It’s over, fellas. Buy seeds. See you in the bunker."*
### 3. The "Food Snob" (The Rookie Card)
* **Player Bio:**
A self-proclaimed "Cajun Authenticity" officer. Lives to tell people their gumbo looks like "dishwater."
* **Card Stats:**
* **Weapon of Choice:** A seasoned black iron pot.
* **Enemies:** Anyone who puts tomatoes in jambalaya or kale in anything.
* **Special Ability:** "The Gatekeeper" — Automatically invalidates any restaurant recommendation that isn't a gas station in a town with a population of 400.
* **Flavor Text:** *"If you didn't brown the flour for 4 hours, is it even a roux, or just wet sand?"*
### 4. The "Work-From-Home Slacker" (The Benchwarmer)
* **Player Bio:**
Posts exclusively between 9:00 AM and 4:30 PM. Hasn’t actually "worked" since the 2020 lockdowns.
* **Card Stats:**
* **Daily Activity:** Jiggling the mouse every 10 minutes to stay "Active" on Teams.
* **Outfit:** Polo shirt on top, gym shorts on bottom.
* **Special Ability:** Can find the most obscure 4K footage of a high school football game from 1994 within seconds.
* **Flavor Text:** *"I’ve got three meetings today, but I’m mostly just here to talk about why the new Ford Lightnings are a scam."*
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### Card Back Features (The "Stats")
Instead of Batting Average and Home Runs, these cards would track:
* **Post Count:** (Usually 50,000+)
* **Bans Evasion:** How many times they’ve returned as a "New User."
* **Upvote/Downvote Ratio:** Usually heavily skewed toward the "Down."
* **Common Phrases:** "T's & P's," "Rule #1," "Get off my lawn," and "Pics or it didn't happen."
quote:
**Would you like me to generate an image of what one of these "O-T Lounge All-Star" baseball cards would actually look like?**
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Posted on 1/6/26 at 6:59 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
I don't even look at the price of eggs, but I I will write 4,000 words on why the local HOA is a Marxist regime.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 6:59 pm to shutterspeed
Now this is why AI was invented.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:01 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
Claims to make $450k/year
Is this how AI interprets "about 350"? Does it think that we're humbly giving low end estimates of our actual salaries?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:03 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
Baton Rouge: The Miami of Louisiana
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:03 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
The "Work-From-Home Slacker" (The Benchwarmer)
* **Outfit:** Polo shirt on top, gym shorts on bottom.
Present and accounted for.Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:04 pm to shutterspeed
Bradley is more than likely 50 lbs heavier, makes closer to $95k, works at a plant/industrialcomtractor/offshore,and lives in Prairieville or Broussard.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:07 pm to shutterspeed
I thought they would be more specific
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:13 pm to fr33manator
quote:
I thought they would be more specific
You can actually rewrite the thread title as a prompt, inserting a poster's name instead of "O-T Lounge." I tried a few.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:18 pm to shutterspeed
You want to share your findings with the class?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:21 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
### 4. The "Work-From-Home Slacker" (The Benchwarmer)
* **Player Bio:** Posts exclusively between 9:00 AM and 4:30 PM.
Hasn’t actually "worked" since the 2020 lockdowns.
* **Card Stats:**
* **Daily Activity:** Jiggling the mouse every 10 minutes to stay "Active" on Teams. *
**Outfit:** Polo shirt on top, gym shorts on bottom. *
**Special Ability:** Can find the most obscure 4K footage of a high school football game from 1994 within seconds. *
**Flavor Text:** *"I’ve got three meetings today, but I’m mostly just here to talk about why the new Ford Lightnings are a scam."*
frick me I feel seen
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:28 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
You can actually rewrite the thread title as a prompt, inserting a poster's name instead of "O-T Lounge." I tried a few
Management wants to see a few but they request you start with Chicken.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:40 pm to fr33manator
quote:
You want to share your findings with the class?
It's suddenly being really ornery right now. For this, I prompted:
Create a picture of what Tigerdroppings.com user [enter screen name] would look like as a baseball card using his posting personality, posting style, and posting stats.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:43 pm to Rebel
quote:
Management wants to see a few but they request you start with Chicken.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:44 pm to shutterspeed
The resemblance is uncanny
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:46 pm to OWLFAN86
It seems to be struggling a bit with some of the factual data.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 7:55 pm to shutterspeed
**Flavor Text:***"I don't even look at the price of eggs, but I will write 4,000 words on why the local HOA is a Marxist regime."*
*Enemies:** Anyone who puts tomatoes in jambalaya or kale in anything.
**Flavor Text:** *"If you didn't brown the flour for 4 hours, is it even a roux, or just wet sand?"*
Daily Activity:** Jiggling the mouse every 10 minutes to stay "Active" on Teams.
* **Common Phrases:** "T's & P's," "Rule #1," "Get off my lawn," and "Pics or it didn't happen."
Ahahaha
*Enemies:** Anyone who puts tomatoes in jambalaya or kale in anything.
**Flavor Text:** *"If you didn't brown the flour for 4 hours, is it even a roux, or just wet sand?"*
Daily Activity:** Jiggling the mouse every 10 minutes to stay "Active" on Teams.
* **Common Phrases:** "T's & P's," "Rule #1," "Get off my lawn," and "Pics or it didn't happen."
Ahahaha
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:01 pm to shutterspeed
I can't get it to do anything of the sort. It just posts weird pictures of regular ish dudes
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:06 pm to shutterspeed
SFP?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:08 pm to fr33manator
quote:
I can't get it to do anything of the sort. It just posts weird pictures of regular ish dudes
Are you using Gemini AI or Grok? That's what you get from typing the prompt into Grok.
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