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My wife just told me she wants to me to move my gun safe
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:22 pm
to make room for her shoes.
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Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:23 pm to DrTyger
pistol whip her, then obviously PIIHB
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:23 pm to DrTyger
Awhellznaw! 
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:25 pm to DrTyger
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to make room for her shoes.
Seems about right. Mine are being kicked out of the closet they are in so that she can have that space back. At least it is an excuse to buy a gun safe
Bad thing is that now they will be in my attached storage room across the car port. Also my taxidermy has long been kicked out of the home. At least my office is well decorated 
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:28 pm to DrTyger
tell her the only other place to put it is the kids' room... and they are VERY close to figuring out the combination (which is your anniversary because you love her so much)
then PIIHB
then PIIHB
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:33 pm to xenon16
tonteaux.. say.. wife not know you have guns when marry?
squaw only have two feet right = 2 shoes.
squaw only have two feet right = 2 shoes.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:35 pm to choupiquesushi
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tonteaux.. say.. wife not know you have guns when marry?
Sadly bitches are crazy and think they can "change" you.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:35 pm to DrTyger
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My wife just told me she wants to me to move my gun safe
I thought your bachelor party is this weekend?
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:41 pm to DrTyger
compromise
hanging shoe rack on safe door.
hanging shoe rack on safe door.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:41 pm to barry
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tell her the only other place to put it is the kids' room... and they are VERY close to figuring out the combination (which is your anniversary because you love her so much)
No kids.
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I thought your bachelor party is this weekend?
It is, I just got sick of using the term "fiancee." Wife is easier to say/type.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:46 pm to DrTyger
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Wife is easier to say/type.
you just don't want more grief for saying your GF wants you to move your gun safe.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:50 pm to Chad504boy
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Chad504boy
Not a bad idea. I'll take that into consideration.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:50 pm to barry
If it's not the wife yet, you still have time to nip this in the bud before it gets worse
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:54 pm to barry
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you just don't want more grief for saying your GF wants you to move your gun safe.
This made me
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:54 pm to DrTyger
The other day, my wife asked me where the AK-47 was . . . kinda scared me.
I knew where it was hidden, just didn't know why she wanted it.
the bullets are hidden somewhere else
I knew where it was hidden, just didn't know why she wanted it.
the bullets are hidden somewhere else
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:55 pm to TigerDeacon
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the bullets are hidden somewhere else
she prolly already found those...
Posted on 12/29/10 at 3:58 pm to TigerDeacon
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The other day, my wife asked me where the AK-47 was . . . kinda scared me.
I knew where it was hidden, just didn't know why she wanted it.
A few months ago I taught her how to use my 9mm and showed her where the bullets were hidden, just in case.
A few minutes later, I realized that might have been a bad idea.
Posted on 12/30/10 at 7:46 am to DrTyger
Seems like a good excuse to add that man cave to the home....
Posted on 12/30/10 at 8:04 am to DrTyger
Answer - what part of no dont you understand - is it the n or is it the o.
Of course this could backfire badly on you but what the heck!!!
Of course this could backfire badly on you but what the heck!!!
Posted on 12/30/10 at 8:12 am to TigerDeacon
I would venture to say she already has the bullets, and was going to go postal on you.
An tell her your gun safe was there first, thus it has firsties with no cutsies. If this fails then obviously piihb.
An tell her your gun safe was there first, thus it has firsties with no cutsies. If this fails then obviously piihb.
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