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Ever find strange flyers on your doorstep?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 1/8/16 at 5:50 pm
So I find this flyer on my front porch one afternoon, folded up and stuck on my doorknob.
Now normally this is the kind of junk I just throw away after the Jehovah's witnesses or whoever leave it, but for some reason this caught my eye. Not sure if it was the sheer energy of the picture or what, but I thought it bore closer inspection.
Now when I start really looking at it, the questions start to pile up. I mean, WTF is going on here?
First off we have archer Jesus. Not entirely off the wall, although apparently Jesus has a serious disability, with his right leg being about two feet longer than his left. (I guess the H in "Jesus H. Christ" stands for hobbling?)
Then we move on to his companions.
Here we have Death (or maybe a hipster Palpatine who's too cool for spaceships), pretty standard in most apocalyptic scenarios, but why on earth does his horse have about eleventy more straps than the others? Some sort of dominatrix horse fetish Mr. Death has going on ?
Now the real mind-bottler is what's going on at the bottom. We have three animals at first glance, but if we look closer...
WTF is hanging out of Mr. Bear's mouth? Leeks? Shallots? Limp Celery?!
not sure what's supposed to be terrifying about a vegan bear. Winnie the Pooh has caused more nightmares.
On the right we have what appears to be leopards.
until we look closer...
we have ONE body, but not two, not three, but Four heads!
And two of them appear to be pretty fricking disinterested in whatever the hell is going on.
This must be a warning against dumping nuclear waste in the Amazon or something.
But the coup de gras of insanity is front and center.
We have a lion. A lion with wings. Soooo...A Pegasimba?
But what's really baffling me here is what's going on on Pegasimba's haunch back there.
What is that? A gas tank? When the seven seals are opened, is that what we have to look out for? A Flion with a Hemi?
Someone help me piece just what the hell is going on here.
Now normally this is the kind of junk I just throw away after the Jehovah's witnesses or whoever leave it, but for some reason this caught my eye. Not sure if it was the sheer energy of the picture or what, but I thought it bore closer inspection.
Now when I start really looking at it, the questions start to pile up. I mean, WTF is going on here?
First off we have archer Jesus. Not entirely off the wall, although apparently Jesus has a serious disability, with his right leg being about two feet longer than his left. (I guess the H in "Jesus H. Christ" stands for hobbling?)
Then we move on to his companions.
Here we have Death (or maybe a hipster Palpatine who's too cool for spaceships), pretty standard in most apocalyptic scenarios, but why on earth does his horse have about eleventy more straps than the others? Some sort of dominatrix horse fetish Mr. Death has going on ?
Now the real mind-bottler is what's going on at the bottom. We have three animals at first glance, but if we look closer...
WTF is hanging out of Mr. Bear's mouth? Leeks? Shallots? Limp Celery?!
not sure what's supposed to be terrifying about a vegan bear. Winnie the Pooh has caused more nightmares.
On the right we have what appears to be leopards.
until we look closer...
we have ONE body, but not two, not three, but Four heads!
And two of them appear to be pretty fricking disinterested in whatever the hell is going on.
This must be a warning against dumping nuclear waste in the Amazon or something.
But the coup de gras of insanity is front and center.
We have a lion. A lion with wings. Soooo...A Pegasimba?
But what's really baffling me here is what's going on on Pegasimba's haunch back there.
What is that? A gas tank? When the seven seals are opened, is that what we have to look out for? A Flion with a Hemi?
Someone help me piece just what the hell is going on here.
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Posted on 1/8/16 at 5:53 pm to fr33manator
Those leopards are bad-arse.
When they show up at my door, I tell them I'm Roman Catholic (which I am) and they leave.
When they show up at my door, I tell them I'm Roman Catholic (which I am) and they leave.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 5:53 pm to fr33manator
Imagery from revelations. You should read it.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 5:56 pm to fr33manator
quote:Once, a guy named Lindbergh. He said England was decadent and Hitler was getting a bad rap in the press. I gave him a king cake, threw some shade, and he rode away on his bicycle.
Ever find strange flyers on your doorstep?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 5:57 pm to fr33manator
quote:
archer Jesus
Best part of the whole flyer.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 5:57 pm to fr33manator
That lion with wings is awesome. Imagine the carnage they could commit!
Posted on 1/8/16 at 5:58 pm to LSUBFA83
10 million of them would kill everyone in the US. Starting with NOLA.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 5:59 pm to fr33manator
Don't be a pussy, join the church and report back.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 6:00 pm to jwall3
quote:
Imagery from revelations. You should read It
The thundercats were in revelations?
I must have missed that episode
Posted on 1/8/16 at 6:01 pm to fr33manator
Screw y'all. I'm going to Narnia with the JW sloots. shite gonna be off the chain. Nothing but Odouls, white bread , and flying lions.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 6:26 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 1/8/16 at 6:36 pm to fr33manator
Looks like a scene from The Lord of the Rings.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 6:41 pm to fr33manator
That's a bad arse flyer right there
Posted on 1/8/16 at 6:52 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Ever find strange flyers on your doorstep?
Yeah, these.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 6:59 pm to fr33manator
The 1st time that The the Watchtower Cult came to my door, I told them thanks, but no thanks , as we are Catholic.... They graciously walked away. They came back the next day in an aggressive manner, and my big dogs burst through the front door. Haven't seen them since.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 7:04 pm to fr33manator
I got one for guitar lessons one time. Had Kermit on it 
Posted on 1/8/16 at 7:23 pm to fr33manator
Hipster palpatine lmfao
lmfao
Posted on 1/8/16 at 7:30 pm to jwall3
quote:
Imagery from revelations. You should read it.
No. you shouldn't. It was written 300 years after the bible was completed and was added in after Christianity was legalized as a way for scaring converts to the faith.
It and Leviticus should be stricken from the good book.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 7:48 pm to Srbtiger06
ISWYDT...
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