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Posted on 10/31/08 at 9:11 pm to
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 10/31/08 at 9:11 pm to
And THAT's why one of 'em isn't getting a beer!
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4580 posts
Posted on 10/31/08 at 9:17 pm to
Charm City Cakes makes the BEST looter brownie cake!

This post was edited on 10/31/08 at 9:37 pm
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5852 posts
Posted on 10/31/08 at 9:56 pm to
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4580 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 10:39 am to
Well friends, we gave it our best shot for the Looter. However, the $103.51 and six beers donations fell way short of our fundraising goal of $100,000 for the Looter statue. We also ran into unexpected trouble as Yourintroubl pointed out Friday in his earlier picture that the pigeons ate half of the looter's brownie head! It's time to face the reality that the Looter statue won't happen for the City of New Orleans. You can have your money donations back if you like. Thanks to everyone, including the church ladies, Alabama gymnastic team and BigEasy's lady friends, for all the fundraising efforts! I put the six donated beers into the looter's bucket, thanked him for the memories and said goodbye to my good friend. The last I saw of him, he headed off into the sunset down a nearby bayou. Farewell Looter...enjoy your retirement!

This post was edited on 11/2/08 at 10:46 am
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 10:47 am to
I think a fitting finale would be an "Incredible Hulk" style "Lonely Looter Walking Away" ending... dropping Heinekens as he disappears into the horizon....
Posted by xBIGxEASYx
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
2667 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 12:32 pm to
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You can have your money donations back if you like.


Can I get the panties that those nice ladies donated? Not for me or anything, but for a friend of mine who likes stuff like that.
Posted by TomyDingo
Austin, Texas
Member since Aug 2003
19434 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 12:44 pm to
I want my $3.00 back. I have a nice dress shirt I needed dry cleaned.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

TomyDingo


"I participated in the Fark Board fundraiser and all I got was this dirty ol' shirt"

Posted by TomyDingo
Austin, Texas
Member since Aug 2003
19434 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 12:50 pm to
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"I participated in the Fark Board fundraiser and all I got was this dirty ol' wrinkled shirt"


fixed it
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4580 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Can I get the panties that those nice ladies donated? Not for me or anything, but for a friend of mine who likes stuff like that. -BigEasy


Panties?...What panties?...I don't have any panties from any ladies. I think someone else claimed them. Yep...that's what happened. I remember now. Sure wish I could help you out there BigEasy? I'll certainly look around again for you though.
Posted by puffulufogous
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
6388 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 2:35 pm to
bring back lootie. i miss him
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

bring back lootie. i miss him


You can get your fark on and Lootie up every image that graces this site if you really REALLY miss him...

Or you can spend about 12 seconds on a six word post and cross your fingers that one of us has another 20 - 423 minutes to kill making your very original wish come true.
Posted by puffulufogous
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
6388 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 7:04 pm to
i have never requested a looter fark. they just make me laugh is all. i dont expect him to pop up in every pic. just the occasional and appropriate image.
Posted by xBIGxEASYx
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
2667 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

i have never requested a looter fark. they just make me laugh is all. i dont expect him to pop up in every pic. just the occasional and appropriate image.


I'm pretty sure he'll make a cameo appearance here and there.
Posted by puffulufogous
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
6388 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

I'm pretty sure he'll make a cameo appearance here and there

thats all i needed to hear. nothing wrong with a little lootie here and there.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 11/2/08 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

I'm pretty sure he'll make a cameo appearance here and there.



Somebody told me that their neighbor's cousin's hairdresser's baby mama's niece ... and her friend... turned off all the lights in the kitchen, lit a single dutch apple scented candle (spooky right?)... Anyways - story goes they each held an unopened heineken bottle in their right hand and in their left a shiny utensil (stories vary from cheese grater, serving spoon, whisk....) in the other. In unison they chanted "Beer Looter" 78 times (once for each beer in his tub) and a mysterious gust of wind blew out the candle, leaving them in total darkness. Well they made their way to the fridge and opened it for light and they saw a strangely familiar dark form racing out from the solarium and down the hall towards the boiler room. When they flipped on the lightswitch, the figure vanished.... but the Looter's image now appeared in EVERY PHOTOGRAPH IN THEIR WHOLE APARTMENT!!!











I am never doing another Lootie fark ever again.

Honestly, I don't think I could ever top my "Blue Looter".... my eyes would be bout as damaged as his.

Props to all those who still carry on the tradition
Posted by puffulufogous
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
6388 posts
Posted on 11/3/08 at 7:05 am to
congratulations yurin. you really put some work in on that whole story. if you dont feel like farking lootie, you dont have to. i just dont want his memory to die for everyone.
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