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re: BLOPs showdown Part 2
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:06 pm to SaintLSUnAtl
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:06 pm to SaintLSUnAtl
let me toss this bad boy at you. just a simple man's dream scheme of getting rich.
actually this whole idea is based on a comedy skit i heard.
Every big time ball player, actor/actress, star needs a manager, stylist, a money manager, and a PR person right. Why not an IT guy in todays times?
Everyone especially high profile people as i mentioned uses twitter, facebook, personal websites, and other social media 24/7 nowadays. They all have home computers, laptops, PDA's, phones, tablets, MP3 players, home entertainment systems, and like most everyday people probably an endless amount of personal online/e-documents that is them.
So much like their manager, PR manager, money manager, I would personally be in charge of every detail, every piece of technology they own. Maintaining it, upgrading it, and keeping it all synced perfectly to their constant needs. Along with central storage for all their information, documentation, etc.
Your iphone goes out? I contact your provider and have a new one sent ASAP.
You post something dumb on Twitter and your PR people freak out? I get it removed.
You want a new laptop but because you are a dumbass celebrity and know nothing about PC's? I get you exactly what you need.
You buy a new mansion and need it networked and hooked up as far as entertainment systems go? I hook that motherfricker up and have it all synced to your needs.
You have a fetish for 14 year old Puerto Rican boys and have a ton of illegal videos/pics on your home computer, the FED's are about to bust down your door any minute? I press the motherfricking 'RED BUTTON'...it all disappears.
In return I get a salary like your other managers and maybe a few bonuses such as party invites, tickets, your sloppy seconds on groupies.
ehhh?
actually this whole idea is based on a comedy skit i heard.
Every big time ball player, actor/actress, star needs a manager, stylist, a money manager, and a PR person right. Why not an IT guy in todays times?
Everyone especially high profile people as i mentioned uses twitter, facebook, personal websites, and other social media 24/7 nowadays. They all have home computers, laptops, PDA's, phones, tablets, MP3 players, home entertainment systems, and like most everyday people probably an endless amount of personal online/e-documents that is them.
So much like their manager, PR manager, money manager, I would personally be in charge of every detail, every piece of technology they own. Maintaining it, upgrading it, and keeping it all synced perfectly to their constant needs. Along with central storage for all their information, documentation, etc.
Your iphone goes out? I contact your provider and have a new one sent ASAP.
You post something dumb on Twitter and your PR people freak out? I get it removed.
You want a new laptop but because you are a dumbass celebrity and know nothing about PC's? I get you exactly what you need.
You buy a new mansion and need it networked and hooked up as far as entertainment systems go? I hook that motherfricker up and have it all synced to your needs.
You have a fetish for 14 year old Puerto Rican boys and have a ton of illegal videos/pics on your home computer, the FED's are about to bust down your door any minute? I press the motherfricking 'RED BUTTON'...it all disappears.
In return I get a salary like your other managers and maybe a few bonuses such as party invites, tickets, your sloppy seconds on groupies.
ehhh?
This post was edited on 2/15/12 at 2:08 pm
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Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:09 pm to Klark Kent
I like your style proof and quite frankly I'm a supporter of what you do.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:12 pm to SaintLSUnAtl
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Gramps threw some figures at me that dropped my jaw and he's not one to BS. I'm thinking if I can do 1/3 of what he was forecasting my family and I will live comfortably.
I can go get a couple more series licenses if he can sponsor me and you need help.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:12 pm to bubbaprohn
this is my idea dream job.
at first i would manage a person or two. all from the privacy of my home of course. then i'd get more clients and better clients. i hire people like me to individually cater to each client. I manage.
I then manage and cater to the ultimate celeb's and get super rich since this was my idea.
at first i would manage a person or two. all from the privacy of my home of course. then i'd get more clients and better clients. i hire people like me to individually cater to each client. I manage.
I then manage and cater to the ultimate celeb's and get super rich since this was my idea.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:25 pm to Klark Kent
Not a bad idea. Honestly I'm surprised no one has done/is doing this. Or is there? Sounds like a person they would already have. But knowing what we think we know about the famous, their "money manager" likely has multiple people making handsome salaries to do this things. Enter Proof. Your one stop shop for all things IT/IT Security. BOOM!
I've actually thought about this. If there was a way to prevent it from ever happening to start with would be better. Obviously they will say dumb shite. But if you could install some type "warning button" or even profanity filterish type thing.
Ex. Instead of Roddy White posting
"I think Roger Goodell is a jackass"
when he presses send it says
"I have no comment on that issue at this time" Just a standard "I posted something stupid and Proof saved my arse" replacement phrase
Or have a second one programmed and ready to go at all times? Just thinking outside the box
Made me think of something here (sorry, gotta throw a quick not so csb at ya).
My CIO demanded he get the best pc avaialable. Of course he got it. Some Dell Developers pc with like 4 GB of RAM, just the works. Yeah, he pretty much sends emails all day. Meanwhile, it takes a week for me to get approval on new $125 drives for servers. And I have to beg to order backups. I'm like "It's hardware...I 100% guarantee you it will fail at some point....it will be nice to have backups on hand" End CSB
quote:
You post something dumb on Twitter and your PR people freak out? I get it removed.
I've actually thought about this. If there was a way to prevent it from ever happening to start with would be better. Obviously they will say dumb shite. But if you could install some type "warning button" or even profanity filterish type thing.
Ex. Instead of Roddy White posting
"I think Roger Goodell is a jackass"
when he presses send it says
"I have no comment on that issue at this time"
Just a standard "I posted something stupid and Proof saved my arse" replacement phrase quote:
Your iphone goes out? I contact your provider and have a new one sent ASAP
Or have a second one programmed and ready to go at all times? Just thinking outside the box
quote:
You want a new laptop but because you are a dumbass celebrity and know nothing about PC's? I get you exactly what you need.
Made me think of something here (sorry, gotta throw a quick not so csb at ya).
My CIO demanded he get the best pc avaialable. Of course he got it. Some Dell Developers pc with like 4 GB of RAM, just the works. Yeah, he pretty much sends emails all day. Meanwhile, it takes a week for me to get approval on new $125 drives for servers. And I have to beg to order backups. I'm like "It's hardware...I 100% guarantee you it will fail at some point....it will be nice to have backups on hand" End CSB
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:27 pm to Klark Kent
quote:
since this was my idea.
In the end that's all that really matters.
Starbucks, Microsoft, McDonald's...royalties are where it's at. Coma money man. That's the dream. Making more money while in a coma than most do working 40
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:27 pm to Klark Kent
quote:
I then manage and cater to the ultimate celeb's and get super rich since this was my idea.
:startsapplyingfortrademark/copyright:
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:28 pm to SaintLSUnAtl
I gotta start small. but somehow i'm going to get cool with a local Houston celeb that's in desperate need of someone like me.
make a good name with that person, have him pass my name along.
hard part is finding somebody cool enough to let me pitch this at them.
make a good name with that person, have him pass my name along.
hard part is finding somebody cool enough to let me pitch this at them.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:29 pm to brucevilanch
not a bad plan ehh? i just have no idea where to start.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:29 pm to Klark Kent
quote:
hard part is finding somebody cool enough to let me pitch this at them.
yao ming.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:33 pm to Klark Kent
Hack in to one of their iphones, laptops, etc. Have a popup "You've been hacked! If you'd like to prevent this call xyz"
On second thought that may just land you in jail
On second thought that may just land you in jail
Posted on 2/15/12 at 2:36 pm to SaintLSUnAtl
lol.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:06 pm to Klark Kent
Ima be a star one day KK. Ill spread the word about how shitty your ideas and dreams are.
Jk. No one knows where to start but the most successful always find away.
Jk. No one knows where to start but the most successful always find away.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:24 pm to Klark Kent
As a former PR major that's just a basic job of someones personal PR agent. Beyonce has a contract with someone that films her 24/7 so if she trips in public (literally trip like on a curb) they still control her image when they release the video to TMZ and all the news agencies.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:35 pm to FleurDeLonestar
Imma slam my jimmy through yo' mouf roof.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:37 pm to FleurDeLonestar
you can't tell me as a PR manager you have the amount of IT knowledge that is in my left index finger.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:39 pm to Klark Kent
what if he minored in computer science?
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:42 pm to brucevilanch
vs 8 years experience + a degree + certifications....nah
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:46 pm to Klark Kent
appears i shut this thread down so hard it turned into an IM thread.
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:59 pm to Klark Kent
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8 years experience + a degree + certifications....nah
none of this counts. they can get him for cheaper.
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