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re: Are y'all ready for your whuppin?
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:27 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:27 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
quote:
yes
Therefore I am not relegated to a corndog diet like you.....
I really can't believe y'all stole another team's insult. That's ridiculous even for y'all.
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Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:28 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
quote:
Same thing happened to us last year with the cheating officials in BR...
If you've got video that comes close to the shite that took place in 06 please post it. I mean like the no call on the Chaz chop block? Is that what you meant?
Go pack sand
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:28 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
If LSU plays Auburn on a neutral site without home town refs, we go 9-1 the last 10 years against you guys.
Auburn is low class. Chop blocks, home town replay officials, who take back an interferance call, stomping on logos, smoking cigars on an opponents field, rushing for TD's after the game is in hand, etc. and in 2004 we were ahead until you guys scored the "come from behind" TD and then got 2 tries at the PAT courtesy of Bubba Gump Shrimp Officiating.
Auburn is low class. Chop blocks, home town replay officials, who take back an interferance call, stomping on logos, smoking cigars on an opponents field, rushing for TD's after the game is in hand, etc. and in 2004 we were ahead until you guys scored the "come from behind" TD and then got 2 tries at the PAT courtesy of Bubba Gump Shrimp Officiating.
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:28 pm to Ross
quote:That's BS It started on ITAT years ago (2001?)
Nah, there is some story saying the phrase originated over in Oklahoma, when their fans caled Nebraska fans corndogs, or something along those lines.
btw, YES i'LL BE AT THE GAME!
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:30 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
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Therefore I am not relegated to a corndog diet like you.....
we don't normally eat corndogs in s. la. it's usually sauce picante. however, I LOVE THE shite OUT OF SOME CORNDOGS.
oh, by the way, congrats on the teeth thing. one more question to pass the test. serious man- do you call you father "uncle daddy"?
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:30 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
Dude, OU fans have been calling Nebraska corndogs since the 80's. Let it go.
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:31 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
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This post was edited on 9/17/08 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:31 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
quote:
btw, YES i'LL BE AT THE GAME!
selling Concessions
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:32 pm to Tigerdew
quote:
**Originally posted by DeeepBlue on 1/2/03**
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.
Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.
LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."
It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"
Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend.
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home." or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."
Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know. I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let's play ball...
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:32 pm to Hulk Hogan
Hey Auburn, might want to score more than 3 points in this one. And this aint no Sylvester Croom team
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:33 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
quote:
HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
honk, you can't say that corndogs don't smell good. serious.
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:34 pm to tigerdup07
So do Shrimp and Grits w garlic sauce. But I don't wanna be around people that smell like dat sheet.
GROSS!!!!
GROSS!!!!
This post was edited on 9/17/08 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:35 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
When was the last time AU didn't cheat ex. chop blocks / refs 
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:36 pm to HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA
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So do Shrimp and Grits w garlic sauce. But I don't wanna be around people that smell like food.
why? what do the people you hang around smell like? i can't wait to hear this.
AND DON'T LIE!
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:37 pm to noladan
3-2..
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:37 pm to Steve o4LSU
quote:There ain't a damn thing you can do about the refs....Bought and paid for.
When was the last time AU didn't cheat ex. chop blocks / refs
But you best suit your boys up with some knee braces. "And that's all I got to say about that." Gump
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:37 pm to Tigerik
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If LSU plays Auburn on a neutral site without home town refs, we go 9-1 the last 10 years against you guys.
Give me a break...This post was edited on 9/17/08 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:38 pm to Impotent Waffle
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Auburn Sucks!! God what an awful team
Would you say they are overrated like you guys said about Clemson ? If so, watch out for Bama fans if you win giving LSU crap about jaw jawing over a win against an overrated opponent.
On the flip side, if you lose, are you gonna stick to that statement and say you got beat by an awfull team that sucks ?
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:38 pm to MonroeBengal
oh, honk, while you're thinking about what the people (your friends) smell like, answer my question about "uncle daddy".
Posted on 9/17/08 at 4:38 pm to Ross
quote:This guy is definitely a blind sheep.
Give me a break...
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