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re: Florida Hype
Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:32 am to TigerBait1127
Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:32 am to TigerBait1127
TigerBait1127 you do not no anything. You treat floridas as a gods. Are you really even a LSU fan? or you just some florida a-hole making an account to talk shite about us? if so get off our Sight! 
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Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:35 am to Bshark33
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you do not no anything
you have to be an alter
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or you just some florida a-hole making an account to talk shite about us?
where did i talk shite about LSU? Knowing an opponent doesn't make you a fan of them. If you don't think UF deserves the hype after what they did last year and what they return than you are a re-tard. I hope that you didn't graduate from LSU or that you never attend
This post was edited on 8/3/09 at 10:36 am
Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:36 am to Bshark33
Both undefeated teams caught a break along the way. Some of the 1 loss teams needed them as well...
1998 UT: Ark Fumble
2004 AU: LSU game with the questionable calls, and what most people don't remember, the screen pass Caddilac wrestled away from Corey Webster.
2002 UGA: (I think, this might not be right) The 4th down TD pass against AU
2003 LSU: Uncalled block in the back on Henderson kickoff return and Skyler getting lost/catching the winning TD...
2006 UF: LSU's fumble on the goal line...
2008 UF: ?? is there one? Can't think of it...
1998 UT: Ark Fumble
2004 AU: LSU game with the questionable calls, and what most people don't remember, the screen pass Caddilac wrestled away from Corey Webster.
2002 UGA: (I think, this might not be right) The 4th down TD pass against AU
2003 LSU: Uncalled block in the back on Henderson kickoff return and Skyler getting lost/catching the winning TD...
2006 UF: LSU's fumble on the goal line...
2008 UF: ?? is there one? Can't think of it...
Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:44 am to TigerBait1127
TigerBait1127 + 11505 posts= no life...
have fun living with your mom, shouldn't you go get a job or something... 
have fun living with your mom, shouldn't you go get a job or something...
Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:47 am to Bshark33
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shouldn't you go get a job or something...
ironic, because that is where i'm posting from
i know, pretty badass to have a job that allows me to spend leisure time doing watever i want on a computer all day.
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have fun living with your mom,
you were born in 1991, have you even moved out yet?Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:53 am to Jsoula
An elderly woman in my church was discussing football with me yesterday. She's an avid football fan and has followed it her entire life. She's an SC person, yet old school in football. Loves defense. She is picking LSU in the SEC. I asked her why and she said that Florida is going to be very good but they are going to miss Percy this year along with other coaches are figuring out how to stop Tebow. In the past she has said that she thinks LSU would have beaten SC in 2003 because of our defense was so stout. She says SC has some very good teams but they are not the John McKay teams that she thinks were truly great.
Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:53 am to TigerBait1127
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
LSU Fans Smell Like Corn Dogs
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.
Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.
LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."
It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"
Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufee' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."
Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let's play ball...
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TigerBait1127 not in college yet, keep your panties on... and whoever wrote ^ has more of a life then you...
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
LSU Fans Smell Like Corn Dogs
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.
Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.
LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."
It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"
Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufee' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."
Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let's play ball...
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TigerBait1127 not in college yet, keep your panties on... and whoever wrote ^ has more of a life then you...
Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:54 am to Bshark33
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and whoever wrote ^ has more of a life then you...
enjoy BRCC
Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:57 am to TigerBait1127
enjoy your GED 
and your future career of head cashier at walmart... hahaha
and your future career of head cashier at walmart... hahaha
Posted on 8/3/09 at 10:59 am to Bshark33
you seem to be on your way to catching up to me in posts
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:01 am to los angeles tiger
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Florida is going to be very good but they are going to miss Percy this year
+1 this is being lost in all the hype. i may be wrong but i think he was as important as tebow. he was the one player that scared me. not rainey or demps, thou they are good, percy demanded the defense attention, which opened things up for the others
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:03 am to Jsoula
jsoula,
best rant i've heard in a while. i've got goosebumps.
best rant i've heard in a while. i've got goosebumps.
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:05 am to RLDSC FAN
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+1 this is being lost in all the hype. i may be wrong but i think he was as important as tebow. he was the one player that scared me. not rainey or demps, thou they are good, percy demanded the defense attention, which opened things up for the others
while i agree, they did win the SECCG without him last year.
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:05 am to Bshark33
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Just remember that Auburn '04 had to cheat to beat LSU. (the ref's Pass interference call and when they missed XP they called a penalty and had a do over...)
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:06 am to TigerBait1127
yea pretty close to catching up tigerbait1127... im only 11458 posts short of you!
its amazing the education a GED can give you!
its amazing the education a GED can give you!
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:07 am to RLDSC FAN
The X-factor for Florida is injuries. That is the one thing that can't be planned for, and if Tebow went down it could utterly change their season. If they stay healthy at key positions it's hard to see anyone beating them unless they plain overlook someone on the schedule. They return an entire defense with plenty of speedsters on offense. Kiffin might get the worst beating in the history of the UT-UF series with all the talk he has made towards FL. This isn't a good year to talk bad on the gators. I'd be surprised if come January we aren't getting another hilarious caped appearance from that Florida representative "Gradulating the Gato" and prasing "Tim Tivo".
This post was edited on 8/3/09 at 11:16 am
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:09 am to Bshark33
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yea pretty close to catching up tigerbait1127... im only 11458 posts short of you!
lots of post for just starting on this site, before you have to sit through boring college classes during football season
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:09 am to TigerBait1127
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while i agree, they did win the SECCG without him last year.
agreed, but then bama went and lost to utah, which showed they werent as great as they were being made out to be. it was a neutral site game, they go to TS at night this year, cant wait for that, i really think you guys have a chance to beat them
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:11 am to los angeles tiger
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An elderly woman in my church was discussing football with me yesterday. She's an avid football fan and has followed it her entire life. She's an SC person, yet old school in football. Loves defense. She is picking LSU in the SEC. I asked her why and she said that Florida is going to be very good but they are going to miss Percy this year along with other coaches are figuring out how to stop Tebow. In the past she has said that she thinks LSU would have beaten SC in 2003 because of our defense was so stout. She says SC has some very good teams but they are not the John McKay teams that she thinks were truly great.
sounds like someone who knows what she is talking about
Posted on 8/3/09 at 11:13 am to Bshark33
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