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Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:02 pm to
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52531 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:02 pm to
this guy sucks 1000X more than lee
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40131 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

this guy sucks 1000X more than lee


True.

Lee at least made me chuckle some.
Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10443 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

Posted by Lmeye15
Ranked Number 6 in CFB but number 4 in USA Today's Most Miserable states to live in. Coming in hot with a 2nd ranked defense and the 2nd lowest life expectancy in the US!! Congrats guys!!

not actually a joke.....these are facts..



... and promptly proclaimed a championship for each of these categories.
Posted by BT
North La
Member since Aug 2008
9766 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:05 pm to
Don't say I suck just because you tried to make a funny, but it really wasn't funny at all and I just called it that way.
That's what you call being mad.
This post was edited on 11/3/14 at 8:07 pm
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40131 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:06 pm to
"HOW MANY LOWEST LIFE EXPECTANCY CHAMPENSHIPS YOU GOT???"
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52531 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

Don't say I suck just because you tried to make a funny, but it really wasn't funny at and I just called it that way. That's what you call being mad.


Thats what i would call it if it was 2012, hayseed.
Posted by Shalimar Sid
Member since Feb 2005
9365 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:08 pm to
Roll Tide = Really Old Lot Lizards Take It Deeper Everyday
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21625 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:09 pm to
Alabama...the only state where Honey Boo Boo was seen on PBS.
Posted by RUKidding
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
1070 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:30 pm to
Why can't Bama Gumps bring Grandma to the game?

LINK
Posted by Chadwick
Member since Aug 2011
5408 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:35 pm to
quote:


Provide your best alabama joke here.



Tidefans.com
Posted by PinevilleTiger
Pineville, LA
Member since Sep 2005
6378 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:46 pm to
Why was Bama the first University to install artificial turf? So the flag corps couldn't graze!
Posted by ALWho
Earth
Member since Oct 2014
612 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:48 pm to
Damn phone, I down voted by accident.
What is a virgin in Alabama?
A fast 12 year old who can out run her brothers.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

They did away with rape in alabama

Now its just called bothering your sister.

Posted by Sulli174
alabama
Member since Dec 2009
261 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:51 pm to
What does a Bama cheerleader call a horsefly in a coke bottle?............... A vibrator.
Posted by tigerclicks
San Antonio, Tx.
Member since Jan 2008
632 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 9:13 pm to
What do a tornado and a divorce in Alabama have in common?


Either one, you're gonna lose a trailer.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40131 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 9:15 pm to
I don't know that making a crack about a tornado to a Gump IRL would be the best idea or in the best taste.
Posted by ffishstik
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
4186 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 9:23 pm to
Ok, how about this...

The University of Alabama library burned to the ground, which was a real shame because only about half of the books had been colored in.
This post was edited on 11/3/14 at 9:24 pm
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40131 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

The University of Alabama school library burned to the ground, which was a real shame because only about half of the books had been colored in.


Sure, but that could work for any team.
Posted by RedTigerRulz
BFE
Member since Oct 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 11:30 pm to
Who gives a fk??? You????
Posted by FleuryNipples
Member since Apr 2012
2869 posts
Posted on 11/4/14 at 5:28 am to
Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Tuscaloosa?

Because there are no dental records and all of the DNA is the same.
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