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Posted by MileHigh
Most likely a mile high
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Posted on 11/13/08 at 1:51 pm to
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Until the angry mob finds out about you and takes all your possessions.

thus the need for guns and ammo. Kill a few people and hang them in your yard. It will keep others away.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29878 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 1:59 pm to
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thus the need for guns and ammo. Kill a few people and hang them in your yard. It will keep others away.


Not if they are cannibals!!!!!!
Posted by MileHigh
Most likely a mile high
Member since Jan 2004
7920 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 2:04 pm to
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Not if they are cannibals!!!!!!

True, but then they will be easy to pick off while they are eating the corpses in your front yard.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29878 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 2:12 pm to
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True, but then they will be easy to pick off while they are eating the corpses in your front yard.


Which will only attract more cannibals!!!!



Clearly a flaw in the plan.


You need to read the book, "Dies the Fire" by S.M. Stirling. They had to deal with the Eaters too.



Posted by MileHigh
Most likely a mile high
Member since Jan 2004
7920 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 2:13 pm to
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You need to read the book, "Dies the Fire" by S.M. Stirling. They had to deal with the Eaters too.

why? The shite goes down I head directly to your compound.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29878 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 2:17 pm to
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why? The shite goes down I head directly to your compound.


Only if you bring 1) frosty machine, 2) frosty mix and 3) generator to run said frosty machine (plus gasoline).


In Dies the Fire, something happens which causes all accelerated combustion above basic fire to stop. No guns, no cars, no nuclear power, etc.

Posted by MileHigh
Most likely a mile high
Member since Jan 2004
7920 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 2:42 pm to
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Only if you bring 1) frosty machine, 2) frosty mix and 3) generator to run said frosty machine (plus gasoline).

consider it done.
Posted by Gridiron Guru
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 11/14/08 at 1:14 am to
More details on the other four?
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25902 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:34 am to
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More details on the other four?


why?

Phase I is acquire guns and ammo...Phase III is security and prosperity.

Why bother with all the in between mess?

ETA adding to my arsenal today and (hopefully) in January when my new toy comes out.

Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37624 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 10:21 am to
I'll just bring the heard of mini cows and army of Mexican whores, you guys take care of the ammo okay.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29878 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 10:24 am to
I would like to maintain my objection to the mini-cows.

Unless you want mini-burgers and mini-steaks, regular cows are the way to go.

Posted by MileHigh
Most likely a mile high
Member since Jan 2004
7920 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 10:27 am to
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I would like to maintain my objection to the mini-cows.

Unless you want mini-burgers and mini-steaks, regular cows are the way to go.


I would also like to lodge a protest against mexican whores? Why can't we have american whores?
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37624 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 10:28 am to
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I would like to maintain my objection to the mini-cows.


Easier to transport when it goes down.

Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37624 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 10:29 am to
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Why can't we have american whores?


Too uppity. Mexican whores are just happy if you sling them a bowl of rice or two a day.

Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25902 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 10:32 am to
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Why can't we have american whores?


we can have them too, but we can keep the mexicans in reserve for when the american whores get too uppity
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29878 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 10:33 am to
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Easier to transport when it goes down.


Transport how? Do you think there will be gas at the gas stations? Those mobile-steaks will have to hoof it (pun intended). I prefer a full-size cow to use as a pack animal and they have to take fewer steps.

The patter-patter of mini-cows hooves will drive me crazy.
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37624 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 10:33 am to
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we can have them too, but we can keep the mexicans in reserve for when the american whores get too uppity


Fine, someone bring American whores. I got the Mexican whores covered.
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37624 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 10:37 am to
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Transport how? Do you think there will be gas at the gas stations?




keep one full at all times
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29878 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 11:57 am to
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keep one full at all times


Ok, that will get you and the two mini-cows in the back of your Yugo about 80 miles . . . then what?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
180687 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 12:01 pm to
YGM MileHigh
This post was edited on 11/14/08 at 12:02 pm
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