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Posted on 7/12/09 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by TxTiger25
Houston
Member since Jan 2006
10289 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

haha. people get attacked for saying that seeing a dick flopping in circles on the screen isn't funny..


That's not what he got attacked for.
Posted by LfcSU3520
Arizona
Member since Dec 2003
24474 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

it just seems like it tried to hard to expose homophobia and lost a bit of humor trying to do so..


my thoughts exactly
Posted by TxTiger25
Houston
Member since Jan 2006
10289 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 2:36 pm to
This thread blew up while you were away. Lots of free thinking going on in here.
Posted by LfcSU3520
Arizona
Member since Dec 2003
24474 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 2:37 pm to
i read it...what as assclown

SFPs right, i'm pretty sure there was only one penis in that movie
Posted by ATLwreck
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
5558 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 2:39 pm to
The only dick I remember is the one flopping around while they were watching his promo for his show. I honestly have no idea what was said during that scene cause the theater erupted with laughter
Posted by Cheetah Flex
Big Island, Hawaii
Member since May 2008
10578 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 2:42 pm to
this movie must have pissed off a bunch of alabamians
Posted by TxTiger25
Houston
Member since Jan 2006
10289 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 2:46 pm to
The ones at the end were Arkansasians. Borat pissed of the gumps.
Posted by Hideo Nomo
Put up both hands, drop one thumb
Member since Apr 2008
7457 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 3:33 pm to
Zer are so many schtars in the sky...reminds me of how many hot guys zer are in de vorld...

...

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Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

I do not think a big giant vagina would be funny either. Does that make me gay?



yes. fig.
Posted by Afreaux
Conway Bayou
Member since Aug 2007
47019 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 4:09 pm to
I liked it, I didn't think that it was as funny as Borat, but it had more than a few great moments.

About eight people got up and left during the scene where he's with the psychic and starts fellating Milli's spirit. I haven't seen that many people offended in a theater since the opening scene of Pulp Fiction (older people from the profanity).
Posted by TxTiger25
Houston
Member since Jan 2006
10289 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 4:19 pm to
But what exactly were these 8 people expecting when they bought their ticket?
Posted by manicornchaser
Louisiana
Member since May 2009
4915 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

My friend texted me in the middle of the movie and said, "Don't go see Bruno."

He and I have the same sense of humor so I trust him. I wont be seeing this movie.
i had a friend tell me the same thing. ill wait til it its an old dvd, and i can fastforward through the parts i dont care to see
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38126 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 8:46 pm to
A movie named "Big Giant Vagina" would break Titanic's box office record.
Posted by Triple6Rebel
Kansas City
Member since Feb 2009
1584 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 8:47 pm to
I did not know this flick was even in theatre yet. I can't wait to see it. Loved Borat
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

A movie named "Big Giant Vagina" would break Titanic's box office record.


why hasn't anyone thought of this yet?
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 10:08 pm to
I came back to see your further diarrhea of both the brain and mouth to get a few more laughs. Bruno wasn't enough.

You attacked me for sharing my personal opinion. Resorting to personal attacks will never work in a logical argument.

quote:

you're not original

I am one of the only people who aruged against the majority. That is original.

quote:

you're not a free thinker

That is your opinion.

quote:

you probably couldn't get into a better school than a large state school, if that
I finished my undergrad from LSU in the spring of 2000 and I am very proud of that fact. I never applied to any other school because I only wanted to go to LSU. Flame on.

quote:

you're not an intellectual
I never claimed to be.

quote:

you're the same as every other naysayer who tries to act original by vaguely criticizing conformity

I again was one of the only people who argued in favor of my point. Where are all the other naysayers? So all your conformist friends think dicks are funny?

and

quote:

you're definitely not smarter than me

Maybe, maybe not. Why would I care anyway?
You must really think you are something.

For the record, you repeatedly tried to blast me for expressing my personal belief that male genitalia is not funny to me.

Your e-thuggery is lame.


Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
471308 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

I came back to see your further diarrhea of both the brain and mouth to get a few more laughs

and i see you're trying to post elevated to keep up with your charade of culture and education

quote:

Resorting to personal attacks will never work in a logical argument.

perhaps you should re-trace your own posts
quote:

You attacked me for sharing my personal opinion

again, re-read your old posts

your FIRST POST

quote:

Also a great movie if you like giant sized male genitalia being shown to you in full screen over and over and over and over again.


a pre-emptive attack, bashing other's for their opinions (liking bruno)

let's now look on page 4

quote:

When you stop taking others' thoughts out of context and come up with your own personal thoughts, you too may accidently think of something so original that is sig worthy.

Good luck, you unoriginal sheep.

that's fricking lemonade, brownies, and love right there. no attack whatsoever

you're so elevated from me. i have a pea brain. please explain to me oh great one how these are consistent with your own (original and creative) opinions. i just can't seem to figure out how the post i quoted and your earlier comments can co-exist

quote:

I am one of the only people who aruged against the majority. That is original.

no it isn't

do you know what original even means?

again let's go back to page 1

tigerguy says:
quote:

I thought Borat was funnier,


LSUSportsR4me says:
quote:

It's a great movie if you like dick.


both of these posts occur before you enter

let's look at your (original) comments:

quote:

Also a great movie if you like giant sized male genitalia being shown to you in full screen over and over and over and over again.


quote:

Borat was funnier.


oh yea, and you start off this thread with this word:

quote:

Agreed

agreeing with somebody, by default, means your thoughts are not original

do i need to define "original" for you?

or are you so original (lay terms) that you have created your own usage of the letters consisting of the word "original?"

quote:

That is your opinion.

you've proven you're not a free thinker with your comments in this thread. that's a fact

or, allow me to think outside the box. have you reached such a deity-like station in life that "free thinking" means you can agree with lots of other people and not make original thoughts that you can defend? did i die last night and wake up in this world? is this hell for people who are actually smart or something?

quote:

I never applied to any other school because I only wanted to go to LSU.

let me just add

this is very original and very against the grain

quote:

I again was one of the only people who argued in favor of my point.

not really

i'll tell you what you did do: invent magical dicks that didn't exist in the actual movie. your main point was that there was too much penis when i'm pretty sure 1 "live" dick ended up on film

that shite is fricking brilliant. dean koontz couldn't invent a scheme that complex and effective

quote:

Why would I care anyway?

i dunno

why have you been jacking yourself off since page 4 of this thread?

quote:

you repeatedly tried to blast me for expressing my personal belief that male genitalia is not funny to me.

and i proved step-by-step how the dick (singular, not your magic cocks) wasn't meant to be funny

quote:

Your e-thuggery is lame.

the magical world you've created in your head and new language spoken in this world is...interesting
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 11:14 pm to
You argue in circles.

At one point even, you agreed with the basis of my entire argument that dicks are not funny.

I agreed with you on the fact that the human response to the genitalia was funny.

The human response to the genitalia and the genitalia themselves are two separate things.

I am not confused with my argument. You are.

ETA: If you begin to mull it over more and begin to backtrack again thinking that male genitalia is funny, watch the beginning scene of Short Bus. You'll laugh more than you did watching Bruno.





This post was edited on 7/12/09 at 11:29 pm
Posted by Bigpoppat
Drinking a Manhattan
Member since Oct 2008
9273 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 11:36 pm to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
471308 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

At one point even, you agreed with the basis of my entire argument that dicks are not funny.

yes but you're an idiot and don't realize that the dick on screen wasn't meant to be funny

quote:

You argue in circles.

you casually skipped over the whole, "i'm so original" part of your argument i see
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