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Posted on 12/6/17 at 10:52 pm to
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18335 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 10:52 pm to
That women actually “save” money out shopping by spending money.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

That women actually “save” money out shopping by spending money.


Yup. You don't save money just because its on sale if you wouldn't have bought it otherwise
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 10:56 pm to
that someone could request fifteen things all within a five minute span.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29652 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:00 pm to
There's always some social activity to attend during the weekend, and every single one is important.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10207 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:43 pm to
Selective hearing really is a thing
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39954 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:46 pm to
Jon, I made it clear early on that I would not attend kids birthday parties, couples wedding showers, honey do parties, weddings or other nonsense and it’s worked out pretty well
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14921 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:48 pm to
How many women want men that are already married.
Posted by MuhRussians
Member since Jun 2017
48 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 12:54 am to
How little I remember. She can apparently recall with astounding accuracy all the dumb shite I've ever said/done.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
51780 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:12 am to
a woman could take a dump that would melt the paint off the walls.
Posted by Bullseye
Madisonville
Member since Oct 2017
241 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:23 am to
Michael's isn't
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 2:00 am to
How buying something you don't need because it is on sale actually os saving money.

That me sitting on the couch triggers something in my wife that immediately needs me to get up and do something she needs

That I would forget what sex is like

How much toilet paper my wife and two daughters go through

How much i still couldn't live without her or my daughters
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:47 am to
How filthy women are in the bathroom. My mom deserves Sainthood bc she keeps a military clean home, parents bathroom included!
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:59 am to
To be honest for a second: these threads really make me appreciate the hell out of my wife.

I feel sorry for all the people in these threads who respond with: I never have sex and I never get a weekend to just hang with my friends.

Are yall trolling? Or are you really living in a miserable sexless caged lives?
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 6:01 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138309 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:12 am to
Breesus, I think most are joking and that about 20 percent are quite serious and truly defeated.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 6:14 am
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8078 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:13 am to
How every part of a persons body can ache constantly from head to toe...

And that the only apparent cure is to play tennis with her friends four times a week.

ETA: And that I am expected to listen to her talk about both in great detail for the rest of my life....

Til death do us part.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 6:21 am
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:13 am to
Some people definitely failed at the vetting process
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41887 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:14 am to
This thread is great
Posted by notbilly
alter
Member since Sep 2015
6793 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:16 am to
quote:

how haphazardly women load the dishwasher.

Seriously women...what the frick is this about? I do the dishes in my house most of the time bc my wife loads the dishes as if she likes them to stay dirty and hates the thought of fitting all of the dishes in there.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138309 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:17 am to
Most women have serious issues with spacial recognition. Have you put it together that the same women with dishwasher issues are also bad drivers?
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:25 am to
quote:

And that the only apparent cure is to play tennis with her friends four times a week.


She is banging a tennis coach.

quote:

Most women have serious issues with spacial recognition. Have you put it together that the same women with dishwasher issues are also bad drivers?


It is because guys have told them all their lives that this:

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is 6 inches.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 6:27 am
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