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Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:45 am to 3morereps
If you're not naturally funny don't try to give a funny speech.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:46 am to imjustafatkid
quote:
Speeches at weddings are stupid. Everyone hates them.
I had one wedding last year were the bride literally had 13 bridesmaids...EACH. AND. EVERY. ONE. GAVE. A. SPEECH....along with all her old sorority sisters and high school friends.
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Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:47 am to 3morereps
Say, "(Brides name's) family, you raised a beautiful kind woman. (Groom's name) family... We did the best we could with what we had to work with."
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:50 am to 3morereps
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Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:51 am to 3morereps
Something original and pertinent to the groom and/or bride.
The fact that you’re coming here for generic jokes does not bode well for your speech.
The fact that you’re coming here for generic jokes does not bode well for your speech.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:52 am to 3morereps
How do you tell someone is a try hard by their screen name?
The screen name is 3morereps!
The screen name is 3morereps!
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:58 am to 3morereps
Talk about the grooms hard drugs and prostitutes. The more offensive and shocking, the funnier it is.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:58 am to rowbear1922
quote:
I had one wedding last year were the bride literally had 13 bridesmaids...EACH. AND. EVERY. ONE. GAVE. A. SPEECH....along with all her old sorority sisters and high school friends.
I'd walk out.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:59 am to 3morereps
I wrote an epic one 2 years ago. You can steal what you want from it.
Beachdude022@hotmail.com
Beachdude022@hotmail.com
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 9:00 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:01 am to Cromulent
Not a speech joke, but when I was in Europe we took a good friend out for a Bachelor party. Dude was English and his father had to let us know that it was our duty to ensure the groom would not show up at the wedding, which was the next afternoon. So, naturally we headed to Amsterdam. Use your imagination to fill in the blanks. At the end of the night, maybe early morning, old boy was passed out. Stripped him down to his underwear, handcuffed him to a seat on an almost empty train and next time we saw him was at the wedding. Police picked him up in Belgium and he made it back home with several hours to spare. His father was impressed, but also disappointed...
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 9:03 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:02 am to 3morereps
Tell about the one time with his sister.
Not for the joke but just to see grandma's face.
Not for the joke but just to see grandma's face.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:03 am to Cromulent
I can remember *brides name* when she was still *male version of brides name*...
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:05 am to stapuffmarshy
Some of the shite that some of y’all think is funny..... good lord there’s been some lame arse attempts at humor in this thread
OP: I need some advice for a best man speech
OT: TELL THE GROOM YOU frickED HIS WIFE HA HA HA HA
y’all people are fricking lame, wtf happened to originality on the OT(internet)??
OP: I need some advice for a best man speech
OT: TELL THE GROOM YOU frickED HIS WIFE HA HA HA HA
y’all people are fricking lame, wtf happened to originality on the OT(internet)??
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 9:06 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:07 am to rowbear1922
quote:
I had one wedding last year were the bride literally had 13 bridesmaids...EACH. AND. EVERY. ONE. GAVE. A. SPEECH....along with all her old sorority sisters and high school friends.
See, I hate that. Everyone's there because they want to drink the liquor you're overpaying for, not to hear 13 of your friends sob about how good you are and how much they love you. Shut the frick up and open the dance floor.
ETA: my speech for my brother's wedding clocked in at 1 minute 30 seconds. Say something nice, crack a joke, propose a toast and sit down.
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 9:08 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:08 am to MrPappagiorgio
quote:Well holy shite. That sounds almost too reasonable
Rather than some overused cliche joke, tell a short funny story about the groom
Then say something nice about him and the bride
Then sit down
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:11 am to KJ85
quote:
If you're not naturally funny don't try to give a funny speech.
Yep.
Good standby = if your pal's parents were good people, give them a shout out in the speech somehow. It usually always goes over well.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:11 am to 3morereps
At my brother's wedding, I equated the marriage to our family being like the Cowboys during the Herschel Walker trade.
ETA...I was at a childhood friend's rehearsal dinner when they asked everyone to go around the room and tell how you knew the bride or groom. I stood up and said, Joel and I met in rehab, then sat down and drained my beer.
ETA...I was at a childhood friend's rehearsal dinner when they asked everyone to go around the room and tell how you knew the bride or groom. I stood up and said, Joel and I met in rehab, then sat down and drained my beer.
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 9:14 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:13 am to 3morereps
If it's his first marriage, you hit em with the ole reliable "statistics show the number one cause of divorce is marriage".
If it's his second marriage, you say "So welcome back everyone"
If it's his second marriage, you say "So welcome back everyone"
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:33 am to htcthc321
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