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Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
74623 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:13 pm to
yo mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on .

yo mama like a door knob... everybody gets a turn

This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 1:14 pm
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:16 pm to
Yo mamma so fat when she go to school, she sits next to everybody!
Posted by Tigerdad2001
Watson
Member since Sep 2013
979 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:18 pm to
Yo momma is so stupid, she went to the movies and saw a sign with under 18 not allowed so she left to get 17 of her friends!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
74623 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:18 pm to
yo mama does deep knee bends over a fire hydrant
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Yo mamma so fat when she go to school, she sits next to everybody!


Yo mamma so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70246 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:20 pm to
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:22 pm to
Yo mamma so fat, only black dudes will frick her.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:22 pm to
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Posted by Josh Fenderman
Ron Don Volante's PlayPen
Member since Jul 2011
7016 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:24 pm to
Yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 Cent!
Posted by maisweh
Member since Jan 2014
4222 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:25 pm to
Yo momma so old and slutty, she got a separate entrance for black dicks.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:27 pm to
Yo Momma is so ugly,when she walks by the bathroom the toilets flush.

The Ethiopian joke.
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 1:30 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49649 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:27 pm to
Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on an aspirin

And a bonus Ethiopian.

How do you kill 10,000 flies? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a skillet.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7173 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:31 pm to
Yo momma is played out. No, really! Today you say her nickname and blast all the dumb and embarrassing shite u got.
Then and only then....
Posted by DHS1997
BATON ROUGE
Member since Nov 2014
867 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:32 pm to
Yo' momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said "moving"
Posted by coonarse
Kingwood TX
Member since Nov 2007
394 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:35 pm to
Yo mama so black, when she gets out the car, the oil light comes on

Yo mama so black, she can see her reflection in a skillet

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8306 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:53 pm to
Yo Momma's so fat, your daddy has to roll over twice to get off her.
Posted by LSUaFOOL
Jackson, La
Member since Jan 2008
1864 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:57 pm to
Yo mama so hairy, it grows from her beard to her dick!
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 2:51 pm
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:59 pm to
Do you know the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
Posted by iwasthere
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2010
1917 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 1:59 pm to
Yo momma so fat, when she hops on a rainbow skittles pop out.

Yo momma so fat, when y'all go on vacation, y'all take a trip around here.
Posted by Thacian
USA
Member since Aug 2015
2173 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 2:01 pm to
Ya momma so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 2:02 pm
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