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Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:26 pm to
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
19748 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:26 pm to
Yo momma is like an SUV. Big, black, with room for 6 construction workers on the inside.
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 8:27 pm
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1122 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by zelman
Bogan Walk
Member since Feb 2015
2400 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:34 pm to
Yo Momma so dumb she tried to put m and m's in alphabetical order.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:35 pm to
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Yo momma so fat that one day she was going down the street and everything exploded

This is hilarious to me for some reason. I have been laughing for 5 minutes. I'm an idiot
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121118 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:39 pm to
Yo momma is so fat she feel in love... And broke it.
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:40 pm to
I did her. I grinned.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19805 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:42 pm to
Yo momma is like a toilet bowl. White, round, and full of shite.
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10057 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:42 pm to
Yo' mama's so dumb, when the photographer says "cheese" she looks for the government commodities line.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121118 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:44 pm to
Yo momma so black, when she gets in her car the oil light comes on.

Yo momma is so fat her bath tub has stretch marks.

Yo momma is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo momma so skinny she has to run around a shower to get wet.

Yo momma so stupid she that a quarterback was a money refund.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19805 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:46 pm to
Yo deaf momma said I heard that.
Yo blind momma said I saw that.
Yo mute momma said.
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