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Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by dantes69
Boise, Id.
Member since Aug 2011
2061 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:22 pm to
how do you tell the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? you check out it's snowballs
Posted by dantes69
Boise, Id.
Member since Aug 2011
2061 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:24 pm to
did you know that Buckwheat from "our gang" became a Muslim, he changed his name to Kareem of Wheat
Posted by TemplarTheSaint
The Vatican
Member since Oct 2011
704 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:35 pm to
Why aren't there any phone books in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number
Posted by austintigerdad
Llano County, TX
Member since Nov 2010
1884 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:38 pm to
What did the leper say to the prostitute?


Keep the tip.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61816 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:40 pm to
What did the peanut say to the elephant?



Nothing, peanuts can't talk.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19253 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:42 pm to
How do you keep an elephant from charging?


Take away his credit cards.

:rimshot:
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
4746 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:56 pm to
Why was 9 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9
Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8875 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 4:05 pm to
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?




So they can hide in strawberry patches.







Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19253 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 4:10 pm to
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
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