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re: Coud you pull off a bank heist?
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:36 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:36 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Best route would be like the movie place beyond the pines. Dual sport bike and hit the woods.
Always respected those heists. Solid plan. Rural area, fast dirt bike, drive into a truck and hide it.
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:37 pm to MontyFranklyn
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Frick that. You'd be better off just scamming old people. There are plenty of old people with six figures just sitting in the bank.
Far less noble than robbing a bank.
Banks' have insurance and don't lose a damn penny. I'm not stealing some geriatrics' retirements funds.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:39 pm to TheCaterpillar
If go with art theft. 7-9 figure assets just sitting on the wall with minimal security.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:39 pm to AZTarheeel
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Little Caesars about 10pm on a Friday night. They bring in probably $1000/hr mostly cash, you could walk out with $5k easy. None of the teenagers working there are going to put up a fight.
Thanks, but it's going to take a few more commas for me to seriously contemplate something like that.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:40 pm to CadesCove
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Thanks, but it's going to take a few more commas for me to seriously contemplate something like that.
5 Trillion dollars is a bit excessive.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:41 pm to BayouBlitz
In Jackson?
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:rotflmao:Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:42 pm to barry
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If go with art theft. 7-9 figure assets just sitting on the wall with minimal security.
Yeah, but how do you sell that? I'd better be pretty damn sure my buyer was legit.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:44 pm to BayouBlitz
Not enough money in the bank accessible for the short amount of time in there.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:44 pm to CadesCove
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Thanks, but it's going to take a few more commas for me to seriously contemplate something like that.
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Little Caesars, about 10pm, on a Friday night. They bring in, probably, $1,000/hr, mostly cash, you could walk out with $5,k, easy. None of the teenagers, working there, are going to put up a fight.
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:51 pm to BayouBlitz
Easily. Show up at the bank managers house early in the morning, kidnap his family at gunpoint, hold his wife and kids hostage somewhere until he delivers the money and you have had a chance to make sure there are no trackers and then you let them go. Nobody is going to say shite when they know you have their family at gunpoint and they know they wont get in trouble for "helping" you out.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:55 pm to MontyFranklyn
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Frick that. You'd be better off just scamming old people. There are plenty of old people with six figures just sitting in the bank.
There are more that have hundreds of thousands in jewelry in their homes. There are thousands of multi-millionaires in my area over 60 and it would be so easy to knock on the door, pistol whip them, take their shite and leave.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:05 pm to lsu480
First thing you do is call the cops and report 2 men shooting guns at an address completely across town.
3 minutes later you enter the bank and profit
3 minutes later you enter the bank and profit
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:23 pm to putt23
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First thing you do is call the cops and report 2 men shooting guns at an address completely across town.
3 minutes later you enter the bank and profit
Kind of. You need to say you just saw a cop get shot if you want the ENTIRE force to go there.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:29 pm to BayouBlitz
Pull off as in leave without being arrested or pull off as in never caught?
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:31 pm to lsu480
Good point, you need diversion. As far as the bank you have to do that when brinks comes to get optimal amount. It's all about planning, imo
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:32 pm to BayouBlitz
First rule of bank heist is, you never talk about bank heist.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:33 pm to thickandthin
Yeah, I COUD.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:40 pm to thickandthin
The diversion is releasing a bunch of dogs. Cops would be too busy to worry about you
Posted on 8/27/15 at 6:19 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Get a team,
That's your first mistake.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 7:05 pm to BayouBlitz
I'd have to know more about how much cash the tellers keep in their drawer and make sure they don't put those dye packs. I'd be pissed if I committed a federal crime for $10k and a blue face when I could get $50k for a nut, free and clear.
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