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re: Epic Night at Ryan’s
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:12 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:12 pm to fr33manator
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For those women who may be reading this, let me take a moment to explain "The Move." Men know exactly what their bowels are up to at any given second. And when the time comes to empty the cache, a sequence of physiological events occur that can not be stopped under any circumstances. There is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones arse toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time. It is a very fluid motion that, when performed properly, results in the flawless expulsion of **** at the exact same second that one’s arse is properly placed on the toilet seat.
Who all has been here before?
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Posted on 9/30/25 at 12:15 am to fr33manator
I cannot remember the last time I have laughed as hard as I just did reading that
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