re: Ever witness an awkward date?

Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:15 am to Rox

Posted by wizziko

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Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:15 am to Rox

Neauxla?

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Ummmm. Was on the receiving end of a bad date. I drunkenly met this dude one time and we exchanged numbers.

He decided to hit me up and asked me to go on a date and I was like "sure, what's the worst that could happen"

Well, he takes me to this nice restaurant and just starts dropping the N Bomb, next to the F bomb, calling people ****s, making fun of everyone around us and all the such. And I'm not talking under his breath, I'm talking like loud as hell and you would have though he had Tourette's. I was like "excuse me, those words make me uncomfortable" and he was like " I just like to get a reaction out of people." Of course, being the person I am, I sit there and cringe through all of this. He would slip back into decent conversation, trying to make me taste his food, talking philosophy and all this shite.

My dumbass didn't meet him at the restaurant, I met him at a bar for pre-dinner drinks (IIRC) and rode with him to the restaurant. Well, when we left the restaurant I was like "yes, I can go home" but he had to stop off at his place to 'get something' he just wanted to get shirtless, play his guitar for me and me meet his dog. I went to the restroom and there was this vulgar painting of this naked chick playing with herself in the bathroom and I was like "hmmmm, that's interesting" so I come out and was like "that's a cool painting you had in the bathroom" he was like "yeah, that's my ex-girlfriend". I peaced out soon after that and never spoke to him again.