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Posted on 2/20/16 at 6:10 pm to AZTiger7072
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frick it. I'm just gonna send up the strippers and condoms
Here's what's really gonna happen. She's gonna meet a guy who makes her heart flutter. Her mom and friends will encourage her to flirt with him and enjoy the attention. He'll be from a distant city.
She'll sneak off to see him even briefly but she won't sleep with him, stopping him after an intense orgasm from him fingerbanging her wet gash just out of view of friends and cameras.
He'll likely be married. They'll exchange numbers and go about their itineraries with friends. They'll text and sext for few weeks after the trip, promising to plan a sexual rendezvous under guise of being on a "business trip". But they will never go through with it.
She'll be over him in a month.
This post was edited on 2/20/16 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 2/20/16 at 6:41 pm to mikelbr
quote:
She'll sneak off to see him even briefly but she won't sleep with him, stopping him after an intense orgasm from him fingerbanging her wet gash just out of view of friends and cameras.
He'll likely be married. They'll exchange numbers and go about their itineraries with friends. They'll text and sext for few weeks after the trip, promising to plan a sexual rendezvous under guise of being on a "business trip". But they will never go through with it.
Spot on sir!
Posted on 2/20/16 at 7:36 pm to AZTiger7072
they will all be on bangbus. accept it and move on
Posted on 2/20/16 at 7:48 pm to AZTiger7072
Congrats on being a cuckold
Posted on 2/20/16 at 7:54 pm to AZTiger7072
quote:
and a couple friends she hasn't seen since college.
Awwwh yeeaah! It's going to get nasty
Posted on 2/20/16 at 8:23 pm to Negative Nomad
Yeah. For you youngsters, google "nick the dick bachelor party" lol
Posted on 2/20/16 at 8:30 pm to Michael Hayes
quote:loved that movie! To paraphrase two quotes
Yeah. For you youngsters, google "nick the dick bachelor party" lol
Foot long?
And then some.
Hookers on the left Drugs on the right?
He pees standing up!
This post was edited on 2/20/16 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 2/20/16 at 8:33 pm to mikelbr
Who wants to bet after reading this thread OP is nervous?
Posted on 2/20/16 at 8:38 pm to mikelbr
"Gentlemen, meet Nick the dick"
"Nick the what?"
"The dick...."
Lol
"Nick the what?"
"The dick...."
Lol
This post was edited on 2/21/16 at 8:49 am
Posted on 2/20/16 at 8:45 pm to RebelOP
Unless he was trolling. Everyone knows what really happens on "girl" trips to Vegas
She'll be at Hakassan at a VIP with some Bros on a bachelor party and will throw her inhibitions to the wind.
She'll be at Hakassan at a VIP with some Bros on a bachelor party and will throw her inhibitions to the wind.
This post was edited on 2/20/16 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 2/20/16 at 9:22 pm to DCtiger1
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She'll be at Hakassan at a VIP with some Bros on a bachelor party and will throw her inhibitions to the wind.
Yea I was giving a legit outcome. But... If these gals leave mom at the hotel to go to a club and they cross paths with a bachelor party with cocaine, It's game over. These chicks will be giggling in private groupme texts for years.
This post was edited on 2/20/16 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 2/20/16 at 9:26 pm to AZTiger7072
Posted on 2/20/16 at 9:34 pm to Bullfrog
He also gonna tap that Booty Trap.
Posted on 2/20/16 at 9:36 pm to mikelbr
Hell yeah!
The trip will be good for her low self-confidence.
The trip will be good for her low self-confidence.
Posted on 2/20/16 at 10:17 pm to Bullfrog
I bet the OP's old lady got some stripper dude's peen in her hand right now. She is thinking should I gobble this peen or not? Just then her Gf screams" Do it girl what happens in vegas, stays in vegas!". Slurp, slurp. 
Posted on 2/20/16 at 11:44 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
Posted on 2/20/16 at 11:48 pm to AZTiger7072
I know
Posted on 2/20/16 at 11:50 pm to AZTiger7072
This is all a ruse to pretend you have a girlfriend, right?
Posted on 2/20/16 at 11:53 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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