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re: Husbands porn addiction
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:12 pm to OweO
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:12 pm to OweO
quote:is that how all of your failed alters worked
I bet this dude is hanging out with his friends, got bored and said "lets frick with everyone on the OT. I have an account I created awhile back. What's a good thread I can start?"
They shared a few ideas and someone said "I know, act like you are a chick and tell them you have a husband who is addicted to porn" an another friend said "fricking right. That will be fricking hilarious. And say something about how you even made sex videos with them. The whole board will be asking you to see the videos. This is going to be fricking awesome".
Then you created the thread and it is a complete failure.
except you dont have any freinds
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:12 pm to Mariek
Start with Anal beads. Get some large ones, lube them up for him, invite him to shove as many as he can inside your rectum. He'll slowly pull them out one by one. Show him it's hot by sucking on a bead. He'll enjoy that.
Then suck on his testicles. He'll enjoy that too, if you do it gently. Lube his penis with your saliva, looking him in his eyes while you do it.
Guide his penis into your lubed booty hole, which will easily receive it after being prepared by the beads. Let him pound you hard. Suck on his fingers while he pounds you. Make sure he can hear your pleasure; describe how much you enjoy him inside you and how you crave his thick hot cum. When he's ready to explode inside your arse, reach around and caress his balls. Feel the pulsing shaft as the semen is injected deep inside you. Hold him there inside you for a few moments, turning your head back to look at him gratefully.
When he pulls his shaft out of your a-hole, invite him to gaze upon the creampie. Spread your cheeks as his precious cum drips out of you. If possible, let it drip onto a glass table or into a clear bowl. That way when you lick it up it'll be easy for him to see, especially if he videos it which I highly recommend.
Then suck on his testicles. He'll enjoy that too, if you do it gently. Lube his penis with your saliva, looking him in his eyes while you do it.
Guide his penis into your lubed booty hole, which will easily receive it after being prepared by the beads. Let him pound you hard. Suck on his fingers while he pounds you. Make sure he can hear your pleasure; describe how much you enjoy him inside you and how you crave his thick hot cum. When he's ready to explode inside your arse, reach around and caress his balls. Feel the pulsing shaft as the semen is injected deep inside you. Hold him there inside you for a few moments, turning your head back to look at him gratefully.
When he pulls his shaft out of your a-hole, invite him to gaze upon the creampie. Spread your cheeks as his precious cum drips out of you. If possible, let it drip onto a glass table or into a clear bowl. That way when you lick it up it'll be easy for him to see, especially if he videos it which I highly recommend.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:12 pm to Mariek
When he wacks off he doesn't have to kiss you, or tell you how hot you are.
But we will - so how big are them titties
But we will - so how big are them titties
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:13 pm to Mariek
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:14 pm to t00f
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:15 pm to biglego
Do less
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:15 pm to biglego
quote:
biglego
You typed all of that hoping for some
or some 
but it was about as funny as an ASPCA commercial. 
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:16 pm to biglego
quote:
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Husbands porn addiction by biglego
Start with Anal beads. Get some large ones, lube them up for him, invite him to shove as many as he can inside your rectum. He'll slowly pull them out one by one. Show him it's hot by sucking on a bead. He'll enjoy that.
Then suck on his testicles. He'll enjoy that too, if you do it gently. Lube his penis with your saliva, looking him in his eyes while you do it.
Guide his penis into your lubed booty hole, which will easily receive it after being prepared by the beads. Let him pound you hard. Suck on his fingers while he pounds you. Make sure he can hear your pleasure; describe how much you enjoy him inside you and how you crave his thick hot cum. When he's ready to explode inside your arse, reach around and caress his balls. Feel the pulsing shaft as the semen is injected deep inside you. Hold him there inside you for a few moments, turning your head back to look at him gratefully.
When he pulls his shaft out of your a-hole, invite him to gaze upon the creampie. Spread your cheeks as his precious cum drips out of you. If possible, let it drip onto a glass table or into a clear bowl. That way when you lick it up it'll be easy for him to see, especially if he videos it which I highly recommend.
You really thought this one out and I must applause you for the level of detail in your advice!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:18 pm to tigerbandpiccolo
quote:
One post. Seems legit.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:19 pm to stout
Why would any of that be funny? I'm kinda horny right now so I just typed out something I'd like my wife to do for me but she won't ever do it.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:20 pm to biglego
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:20 pm to Mariek
quote:
Okay guys. I need advice. My husband is addicted to watching porn. I have tried everything even made movies with him but he still wont stop watching porn. I would have sex 3 times a day or more but hes a one and done kind of guy. So when he jerks off to porn i get nothing! Its ruining our marriage.
1. I think you're trolling. 2. You have come to the wrong place for advice. 3. Porn addiction is a real issue that caught a lot of people off guard due to the internet being new 20 years ago.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:22 pm to Mariek
That you, Owlie?
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:23 pm to Mariek
quote:
Mariek
Are you the top or bottom? This is important.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:24 pm to Mariek
I definitely recommend getting one of these Chewbacca masks to spice things up.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:26 pm to biglego
quote:
Start with Anal beads.
OWL agrees.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:27 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
I cant believe you are discussing our business on the OT. I am humiliated
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:28 pm to Mariek
Strong second post.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:28 pm to OweO
Posted on 1/7/17 at 8:29 pm to Mariek
Disappointing thread.
Had potential but OP failed.
Had potential but OP failed.
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