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re: Pick up lines for older women
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:57 pm to cajunangelle
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:57 pm to cajunangelle
OP should ask this question on the Over 50 board.
I'm sure Chicken will grant him temporary access.
I'm sure Chicken will grant him temporary access.
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Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:58 pm to Codythetiger
2/10
Terrible troll attempt
Terrible troll attempt
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:00 pm to Bluefin
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"Don't worry, I like it dry."
dry, yeah, fun times....
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:06 pm to Codythetiger
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Pick up lines for older women by Codythetiger
I love the smell of sawdust in the morning.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:14 pm to Codythetiger
you don't need a line. If an older women is talking to a young guy, she wants to frick. All you have to do is tell her she's sexy and ask her if she wants to frick. older women are not like younger women. Younger women think that pussy is the greatest thing on the planet because everyone wants it and young guys are playing the game.
Older women know the warranty on that pussy is running out and they are reaching an age that nobody wants to frick them so they get it while they can. Just tell them yoyo want no strings attached fricking and watch what happens. Especially if she's married, she just wants to have that shite beat up because her husband is blistering that young pussy at work that wants money.
That is the game…learn to play it!!!
Older women know the warranty on that pussy is running out and they are reaching an age that nobody wants to frick them so they get it while they can. Just tell them yoyo want no strings attached fricking and watch what happens. Especially if she's married, she just wants to have that shite beat up because her husband is blistering that young pussy at work that wants money.
That is the game…learn to play it!!!
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:16 pm to BamaScoop
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Older women know the warranty on that pussy is running out and they are reaching an age that nobody wants to frick them so they get it while they can. Just tell them yoyo want no strings attached fricking and watch what happens. Especially if she's married, she just wants to have that shite beat up because her husband is blistering that young pussy at work that wants money.
The gump speaks truth.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:16 pm to Codythetiger
You know what dog turds and women have in common?
The older they are...the easier they are to pick up.
The older they are...the easier they are to pick up.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:25 pm to BamaScoop
well said Scoop...
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:33 pm to Codythetiger
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I'm 23 fricker I grew up on this board.
Yeah, but not enough.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:53 pm to slacker130
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You know what dog turds and women have in common?
The older they are...the easier they are to pick up.
I'm not sure if this pick up line would actually work, but I'm willing to give it a try next time I'm at the Florabama.
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:07 pm to CadesCove
Tell her she reminds you of your homework. You should be doing her right now but your not.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:12 pm to BamaScoop
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Tell her she reminds you of your homework. You should be doing her right now but your not.
She will be Pinky Toe. I know by the end of a drunken night, I will wind up banging her on every piece of furniture in the house.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:36 pm to CadesCove
Simple is best. How about "Hi, my name is Cody. How about having a few drinks together and I will help you decide who will be pampering you later this evening?"
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:41 pm to N2cars
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I'm 23 fricker I grew up on this board.
quote:because he's 23, and grew up on this board.
How is it then that you have zero game?
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:42 pm to Codythetiger
Be yourself, be confident and do NOT play games.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:46 pm to BamaScoop
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Especially if she's married, she just wants to have that shite beat up
That's a good way to get caught up in some shite you don't want to get caught up in. Even the weakest man can squeeze a trigger. Weak men will kill you over a bitch. Plenty of single women out there.
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:04 pm to BabyrayS2k
Here's the best I got. " Say pretty lady, you got a Purdy rack. I'd love to give that arse a spanking and we do some intercourse for a night"
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:12 pm to Chad504boy
That's way too long, IMO.
I'd have lost interest in her by the end of the line.
I did actually tell one, "let's go, its after 10 and I have to let my dog out."
My bud that was standing next to me laughs about that to this day.
I'd have lost interest in her by the end of the line.
I did actually tell one, "let's go, its after 10 and I have to let my dog out."
My bud that was standing next to me laughs about that to this day.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:18 pm to Codythetiger
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you tonight.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:19 pm to stout
Wanna go half on a baby?
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