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re: Pick up lines for older women
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:24 pm to BabyrayS2k
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:24 pm to BabyrayS2k
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That's a good way to get caught up in some shite you don't want to get caught up in. Even the weakest man can squeeze a trigger. Weak men will kill you over a bitch. Plenty of single women out there.
If she's out in a bar and married her old man doesn't give a shite. He's at the hunting club with a 25 year old that works at his office.
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Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:26 pm to CadesCove
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You know what dog turds and women have in common? The older they are...the easier they are to pick up. I'm not sure if this pick up line would actually work, but I'm willing to give it a try next time I'm at the Florabama.
Not a pick up line, but the gospel truth.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:45 pm to Codythetiger
Ask her "Will you take a shower with me?"
When she replies "No"
You reply "I guess a blow job is out of the question"
When she replies "No"
You reply "I guess a blow job is out of the question"
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:56 pm to Codythetiger
Was wondering if you might need some help getting your uterus back in place, wink wink! The two winks at the end and the false teeth come out! 
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:57 pm to Codythetiger
First off, she'll need to verify you're of legal drinking age.
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