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Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:09 pm to Salmon
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But when my kid comes home upset because Sophie got $5 and a fricking squishmallow from the Tooth Fairy, me and Sophie's parents have beef.
My guy.
It's $5.
That's $100 per kid spread out over a few years.
I believe you will manage.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:13 pm to Salmon
She always left my kids a 2 dollar bill and one silver dollar.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:19 pm to Salmon
You getting a lot of downvotes and people saying give the $5 but i get where you coming from.
its the principle of the thing, the stupid one upmanship. Its suppose to be a small token to help your kid not be afraid of a bodily change we all go through and some fun.
Then everyone starts giving $5. So the next dickhead who spoils their lil crotch goblin gives 10. and the cycle continues until these lil brats expect a hundred per tooth.
frick all that. That's why if i had a kid id look the lil fricker in the eye when he was 5 and tell him "look son, their aint no fairies, no magic, no santa clauses. You work until this damn earth grinds you to dust, then you die." then hand him a shovel and have him dig a ditch or some shite. Why? Cuz.
its the principle of the thing, the stupid one upmanship. Its suppose to be a small token to help your kid not be afraid of a bodily change we all go through and some fun.
Then everyone starts giving $5. So the next dickhead who spoils their lil crotch goblin gives 10. and the cycle continues until these lil brats expect a hundred per tooth.
frick all that. That's why if i had a kid id look the lil fricker in the eye when he was 5 and tell him "look son, their aint no fairies, no magic, no santa clauses. You work until this damn earth grinds you to dust, then you die." then hand him a shovel and have him dig a ditch or some shite. Why? Cuz.
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