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Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:02 pm to goldennugget
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What was the worst spanking you ever got as a kid by goldennugget
Mine was from my grandma
I was at my grandparent's house in Houston. I was 7 years old. I thought I was being funny on Microsoft Paint on my grandparent's computer. I drew a bunch of toilet humorish pictures, like a toilet, a butt farting, and a penis peeing. I printed them out and stapled them.
My parents found it. They were so mad and I had to get a spanking with the wooden spoon. I was in the guest room trying to bargain my way out of getting spanked. Little did I know this bargaining only made things worse.
Anyway I surrendered and my dad administered a couple of pops on my rear that hurt. While I was bargaining my grandma found the collection of MS Paint images. She busted into the guest room as my dad was in the middle of administering his spankings and shouted MY TURN. It was like a tag team wrestling match and my dad passed the baton to my grandma. She must have methodically swatted me over a dozen times. And it hurt way worse than my dad's spankings. To this day it could very well be the most amount of pain I was ever in.
Pussy status: CONFIRMED
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:03 pm to goldennugget
Damn, you went to a school an hr away from home?
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:03 pm to OWLFAN86
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name of school ?
Top Tier Fort Worth ISD Magnet Program
It was a magnet program that was extremely selective. My class only had 20 kids in it.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:04 pm to OweO
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Damn, you went to a school an hr away from home?
It wasn't an hour away but since we had to pick up kids at like 12 different bus stops to get to this school it took an hour.
The building itself was in the ghetto. It was a magnet program on steroids pretty much
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:04 pm to OweO
quote:not everyone gets a special bus
Damn, you went to a school an hr away from home?
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:05 pm to goldennugget
Back when Astro World was open we went for a weekend and my dad bought a paddle. On the paddle he wrote "Astro Ride, Free to All Bad Kids Who Need a Ride"
He always told me to not ride my bike in the street. I was about 6 or 7. Well one day I took off jumped the street drain and landed in the street and a car almost hit me. He made me come inside and I got the arse whooping of my lifetime. Every syllable was a lick...... I told you not to ride your bike in the street.
He always told me to not ride my bike in the street. I was about 6 or 7. Well one day I took off jumped the street drain and landed in the street and a car almost hit me. He made me come inside and I got the arse whooping of my lifetime. Every syllable was a lick...... I told you not to ride your bike in the street.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:06 pm to goldennugget
quote:thought you grew up in Houston
Top Tier Fort Worth ISD Magnet Program
It was a magnet program that was extremely selective. My class only had 20 kids in it.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:09 pm to OWLFAN86
OWL, I use to think you were the smartest poster on the board...
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:10 pm to goldennugget
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This happened in November 1995 so its not in my log
You said you logged every since 1995. I assumed that included 1995.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:10 pm to goldennugget
I was on deck in a Little League baseball game when my dad walked up to the fence and began "coaching" me about my hitting. I listened for a minute and then told him to shut up and let me play.
So, the ride home was eerily quiet.
I get home and supper was equally quiet. I go take a bath and while I'm bathing, my dad knocked on the door and told me when I got out to bring a belt and come to his bedroom.
Me being a smartass, I take the elastic uniform belt to his room and placed it on his bed.
I don't remember much after that
So, the ride home was eerily quiet.
I get home and supper was equally quiet. I go take a bath and while I'm bathing, my dad knocked on the door and told me when I got out to bring a belt and come to his bedroom.
Me being a smartass, I take the elastic uniform belt to his room and placed it on his bed.
I don't remember much after that
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:11 pm to slackster
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You said you logged every since 1995. I assumed that included 1995.
Its in my log
I only ranked 1996 on though
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:11 pm to goldennugget
Copper coat hangers aways hurt.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:12 pm to OWLFAN86
I was about 9 years old
Dad was on days off
I only had one job. If anyone called, dad was not home.
"DAD.....PHONE FOR YOU."
busted my arse. Pretty sure I didn't answer the phone again for a good six months
Dad was on days off
I only had one job. If anyone called, dad was not home.
"DAD.....PHONE FOR YOU."
busted my arse. Pretty sure I didn't answer the phone again for a good six months
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:12 pm to goldennugget
I was helping my grandpa fix his car when I was a kid. I dropped something and he got pissed. Got me with a fan belt. One swipe. I'll never forget that shite.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:13 pm to goldennugget
Awesome. Similar to my worst. I write curse words in a lost it note and hid it in a ceramic Christmas decoration at grandmas. She found it and dad went to town on me for the first and only time in his life. The hurt in his eyes when he saw the bruises the next day is still with me and kept me on the straight and narrow. Good life lesson for both of us. I was 7 at the time.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:13 pm to OweO
quote:quick question, did you parents actually spark a kid that has an issue where his muscles never fully developed and/or they are degenerating away slowely but shorly?
OweO
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:13 pm to TidenUP
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TidenUP
Pretty much had the same thing happen to me
I was pitching really well in a Little League game and got pulled for the coach's son who gave up like 8 runs in the inning and cost us the game
I got mad and threw my glove at the coach's son when the inning was finally over
My dad saw it but said nothing. I thought he didn't see it. All of a sudden he pulls into a parking lot behind an elementary school gym, tells me to get out and grab my ankles.
Then he made me walk home from there.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:14 pm to TidenUP
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I get home and supper was equally quiet. I go take a bath and while I'm bathing, my dad knocked on the door and told me when I got out to bring a belt and come to his bedroom.
Why did he wait until you were good and naked?
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:14 pm to goldennugget
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But I went to a school for really gifted kids when I was that age. I had to take an hour long bus ride every day with other smart kids going to the same school. So we had a lot of time to burn on the bus. A bunch of smart kids on a bus with nothing to do? We created a book on that bus of crude toilet humor drawings. I was just making more drawings for our collection.
Sounds like smart kids to me.
My father would just throw a hammer fist. Closed fist straight down like a tomahawk chop
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