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re: What was the worst spanking you ever got as a kid
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:15 pm to Ton Chou
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:15 pm to Ton Chou
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I write curse words in a lost it note and hid it in a ceramic Christmas decoration at grandmas.
I was playing Oregon Trail in 2nd grade and wrote SEX on my gravestone. Teacher saw it. Still remember that spanking. It was in the attic when I tried to lock the door and hide from my mom who had the belt in her hands. Didn't work.
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:15 pm to goldennugget
so.... for some reason when I was six years old I peed in an empty spray bottle in the bathroom rather than the toilet.
Fast forward a few weeks...my mom is getting ready for a job interview and little did I know that was her spray bottle to do her hair. Anyways... I'm out in the cul-de-sac with pals playing street hockey and our front door swings open and I hear a "MURIEL!!!" shriek and it was my mother. I went over to the house and she laid an absolute beatdown on me. She was legitimately "spitting mad."
Good times. We laugh about it now.
Fast forward a few weeks...my mom is getting ready for a job interview and little did I know that was her spray bottle to do her hair. Anyways... I'm out in the cul-de-sac with pals playing street hockey and our front door swings open and I hear a "MURIEL!!!" shriek and it was my mother. I went over to the house and she laid an absolute beatdown on me. She was legitimately "spitting mad."
Good times. We laugh about it now.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:15 pm to goldennugget
quote:boys and girls....please observe the compulsive liar
was pitching really well in a Little League game and got pulled for the coach's son who gave up like 8 runs in the inning and cost us the game
I got mad and threw my glove at the coach's son when the inning was finally over
My dad saw it but said nothing. I thought he didn't see it. All of a sudden he pulls into a parking lot behind an elementary school gym, tells me to get out and grab my ankles.
Then he made me walk home from there.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:15 pm to goldennugget
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:15 pm to OweO
I knew your legs didn't work but your brain stopped too?
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:16 pm to goldennugget
quote:did u walk funny ?
tells me to get out and grab my ankles.
Then he made me walk home from there.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:16 pm to goldennugget
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Its in my log
I only ranked 1996 on though
That is an unfortunate oversight. I'd think this would be a favorite for the worst day.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:16 pm to goldennugget
Are you really autistic? A little at least?
Do you fit in pretty normal socially?
Do you fit in pretty normal socially?
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:16 pm to SuperSaint
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quick question, did you parents actually spark a kid that has an issue where his muscles never fully developed and/or they are degenerating away slowely but shorly?
Hand to bible, my parents didn't let me get away with shite just because I was "disabled". One time I told them they should let me do what I want because I couldn't walk.. That really didn't go over well.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:17 pm to Winston Cup
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Sounds like smart kids to me.
We were smart but kids at the same time. So we did dumb things.
But also smart things. We ran our own fantasy baseball league in 2nd grade. This was back before computers and internet and such. We had to get a copy of Baseball Weekly at 7-11 every Wednesday and we would manually update our stats the next Thursday at Lunch/Recess in our log books. We had a pretty damn advanced league for 2nd graders. But then again we took 8th grade algebra the year before and took 9th grade Geometry that year.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:18 pm to Rouge
Seriously. Everything this dude says screams made up.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:18 pm to OWLFAN86
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did u walk funny ?
It was a Saturday Afternoon in May
School he spanked me at was only a few blocks away. Not like I had to walk miles. Took me maybe 15 minutes to get home
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:19 pm to TidenUP
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I knew your legs didn't work but your brain stopped too?
My legs probably work better than my brain.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:19 pm to SuperSaint
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Are you really autistic? A little at least?
Do you fit in pretty normal socially?
No and yes
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:19 pm to OweO
So your brain works not at all?
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:20 pm to SuperSaint
No way he isn't somewhere on the spectrum.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:20 pm to goldennugget
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We ran our own fantasy baseball league in 2nd grade. This was back before computers and internet
Most people don't even know this was a thing
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:21 pm to goldennugget
Stole $100 out of my dad's money clip when I was in 3rd grade and planned to hit the road.
Got caught, and nearly was beaten to death. At least that's how I remember it.
Got caught, and nearly was beaten to death. At least that's how I remember it.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:26 pm to Winston Cup
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Most people don't even know this was a thing
It sure as frick wasn't for 2nd graders, despite goldennugget's claims otherwise.
If you said you had a league in 1st grade, he'd say he ran two leagues in kindergarten. He's a serial one-upper.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:27 pm to goldennugget
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We ran our own fantasy baseball league in 2nd grade. This was back before computers and internet and such.
Okay, this I can't believe. When I first started playing fantasy football, the first two or three years the commissioner had to wait for the newspaper on Monday morning to calculate the scores for an official count. It wasn't hard, but with Monday night football and all, sometimes we wouldn't have official scores until Wednesday.
Baseball games are played every day, a 2nd grader isn't waiting to get the newspaper so he can calculate baseball stats for his fantasy baseball league.
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