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Posted on 5/30/24 at 6:40 am to
Posted by Bayoubred
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Posted on 5/30/24 at 6:40 am to
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What if I told you...that most of the end times prophecies we obsess over...happened almost 2000 years ago and that we are in a completely different point of Biblical timeline than weve assumed


quote:

scottydoesntknow


fits...

You can't find The Abomination of Desolation in AD 70. It's coming son...
Very soon.
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
10818 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 6:47 am to
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You can't find The Abomination of Desolation in AD 70. It's coming son... Very soon.


I love how we assume we know exactly what these events will look like and that we are 100% confident history happened exactly as we are told
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37599 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 6:47 am to
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What if I told you...that most of the end times prophecies we obsess over...happened almost 2000 years ago and that we are in a completely different point of Biblical timeline than weve assumed
Then I would call you a Preterist. Do you believe in the Rapture?
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37599 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 6:47 am to
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What if I told you...that most of the end times prophecies we obsess over...happened almost 2000 years ago and that we are in a completely different point of Biblical timeline than weve assumed
Then I would call you a Preterist. Do you believe in the Rapture?
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
10818 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 6:49 am to
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Then I would call you a Preterist. Do you believe in the Rapture?


No
Posted by MadQfrog
Rural VA
Member since May 2021
857 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 6:51 am to
God protects Israel until the last days.
Posted by Stitches
Member since Oct 2019
1243 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 7:01 am to
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Then I would call you a Preterist


Partial-preterist is the de facto historic position of Christianity on eschatology. The rapture doctrine is a product of dispensationalism being created in the mid-1800s by John Nelson Darby.
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
10818 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 7:07 am to
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Partial-preterist is the de facto historic position of Christianity on eschatology. The rapture doctrine is a product of dispensationalism being created in the mid-1800s by John Nelson Darby.


I prefer to take the words of Jesus more literally which lends to what you are saying
Posted by SirWinston
Kid Rock sucks
Member since Jul 2014
103603 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 7:41 am to
Wait you're cool with the "Samson option"?

Because that's a bunch of selfish bs if you ask me
Posted by SirWinston
Kid Rock sucks
Member since Jul 2014
103603 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 7:43 am to
I think this already happened, mate.
This post was edited on 5/30/24 at 7:49 am
Posted by Lg
Hayden, Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
8555 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 7:49 am to
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I love how we assume we know exactly what these events will look like


There's no assumption here. The Temple has to be rebuilt for the Abomination of Desolation to occur. A mosque sits upon the place the Temple is to be built. If you have information this has already taken place, I'm sure every Bible scholar and Theologian would be interested in your evidence.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
46294 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 7:52 am to
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I love how we assume we know exactly what these events will look like and that we are 100% confident history happened exactly as we are told


I don’t remember the story in the last 2000 years were 2/3 of the human population was wiped out? Kind of strange that one would be missed. Kind of a big deal.
Posted by SirWinston
Kid Rock sucks
Member since Jul 2014
103603 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 7:56 am to
It's impossible today even in the ops scenario. Population too dense in unrelated areas (China, India, America's, etc) to wipe out 2/3rd.

Most likely antichrist was Lil Nero and it meant 2/3rds of Chosen People (early Christians of Rome) wiped out.
This post was edited on 5/30/24 at 7:57 am
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
11750 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 8:02 am to
Good grief.

Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 8:05 am to
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RiverCityTider


Have you ever fought a demon with a sword?

Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1602 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 8:05 am to
*backs away slowly*
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
11750 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 8:09 am to
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Have you ever fought a demon with a sword?


That made me laugh out loud harder than anything I have ever read on the internet.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 8:15 am to
For anyone not familiar with The Ballad of Beejon:

LINK
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16365 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 8:20 am to
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Man yall find some waky arse shite on the internet.
That includes the poli-board.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
11750 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:23 am to
I have to admit that it's not as funny when I know the backstory.

The funniest thing about it was (I thought) the randomness of the question.

Still made my day, though.
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