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Posted on 11/10/16 at 6:45 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 6:45 pm
Europa league in the fricking bag.

Giuliano is the next Hulk. Artem Dzyuba is the new Russian GOAT.

Loss to Terek was a set back. Though, most English speakers translate Grozny to terrible, ie Ivan IV. And yes, Chechnya is a shite hole.

Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12755 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 7:46 pm to
Zenit in Europa will be the reason Russia gets that third CL place. It certainly isn't Rostov, and CSKA has looked too terrible to be helpful to the cause.

But Zenit getting all four wins, and going 6-0-0? Yea. frick Yea. 100% certainty.

For the detractors, Russia gamed the system, there is no mistake. Maybe it's just opinion, but I think the country coefficient system was originally designed to have a lot more bouncing between 4 and 3 teams, 3 and 2 teams, CL and EL. Europeans and their Bureaucracies.

I'll say my what makes me butthurt; it's Portugal getting only 2 teams in CL play. Portugal is a three team league. Benfica, Porto, and Sporting Lisbon are among the better teams in Europe, and deserve to see play for the CL. Not win it, they're more likely to be EL winners. It's probably the only country in the world that deserves 3 CL and 0 EL for the group stages.

Russia? For Group Stages, Minimum 2 CL, 1 EL, plus one more (2/2 or 3/1, depending on the year). They deserve it. They aren't Scotland with one good team and maybe a challenging second. They are good they deserve teams.

For now, Russia gets another CL place and Portugal gets one less. I think in the next year or two it goes right back to where it was.

But seriously, congratulations to Zenit. They're a great team. But they deserve CL, not EL.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 7:51 pm to
Ok I did read

Yes CSKA and Rostov suck

Rostov was just lucky. They fricking blow.

Zenit buys Porto players.
This post was edited on 11/10/16 at 7:54 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 7:54 pm to
frick the fgts who downvoted you bro
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 8:11 pm to
Your mom's borscht smells like shite.
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 8:12 pm to
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frick the fgts who downvoted you bro


Posted by BraveTiger225
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2008
17662 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 8:13 pm to
All yet to be seen is the new coefficient formula and access list due before the end of the year.

The East is rising, doe.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 8:17 pm to
Kill yourself
Posted by BraveTiger225
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2008
17662 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 8:18 pm to
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Your mom's borscht smells like shite.


These are the kinds of lines I envisioned when we birthed the Soccer Board oh so many years ago. We've arrived.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 8:29 pm to
He's such a pussy
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12755 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 8:43 pm to
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frick the fgts who downvoted you bro




Russia getting three CL places? I'm okay with that. They have competitive teams in the league. I think Ukraine, Belgium, and the Netherlands also have a third team that would do well enough. Not win the CL, just make for interesting enough games.

Portugal getting only 2 CL places? No, I don't like that. Portugal is a three team league. Benfica, Porto, and Sporting are those three solid historic teams that deserve places in the CL, and nobody else in that league really deserves a hard look. It's sad to see one of them won't be there next year.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51401 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 8:47 pm to
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Your mom's borscht smells like shite.
A good borscht has it´s place.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:10 pm to
Just put it in my GFs butt

MAGA

Never Hillary
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14685 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:18 pm to
Shakhtar going balls deep into Zenits arse

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