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New Dear Leader documentary on National Geographic
Posted on 2/15/26 at 9:56 am
Posted on 2/15/26 at 9:56 am
Learned that Kim Jong-Un's sister – The Sweet Princess – has ascended to co-dictator. The Sweet Princess is the muscle and the enforcer. Kim Jong-Un and Sweet Princess' father loved cognac, James Bond and Bugs Bunny, and one time he was 38 under par after 11 holes.
The two Malaysian ladies who thought they were on a prank show when they killed Kim Jong-Un's brother at the airport are out of jail now, and one of them was interviewed in the documentary.
They also interviewed Kim Jong-Un's only childhood bodyguard who escaped North Korea. The bodygaurd said that Kim Jong-Un's father liked to watch them shoot guns and do karate at the same time and also loved it when they broke bricks over their head.
Learned quite a bit.
The two Malaysian ladies who thought they were on a prank show when they killed Kim Jong-Un's brother at the airport are out of jail now, and one of them was interviewed in the documentary.
They also interviewed Kim Jong-Un's only childhood bodyguard who escaped North Korea. The bodygaurd said that Kim Jong-Un's father liked to watch them shoot guns and do karate at the same time and also loved it when they broke bricks over their head.
Learned quite a bit.
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Posted on 2/15/26 at 10:05 am to Violent Hip Swivel
"My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
"My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.
"At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
"My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.
"At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
Posted on 2/15/26 at 10:12 am to ChiTownBammer
Educational.
Esp. when compared with kings' heir apparents in Europe in the 1700's.
Esp. when compared with kings' heir apparents in Europe in the 1700's.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 10:15 am to ChiTownBammer
whats crazy is if i didnt know what you were quoting, those could pass as unironic real quotes from the documentary lol
Posted on 2/15/26 at 10:24 am to ChiTownBammer
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There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
You can be crazy and correct.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 10:27 am to ChiTownBammer
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"At the age of twelve I received my first scribe
I’m guessing this does not mean he was someone appointed to document his life
Posted on 2/15/26 at 10:31 am to ChiTownBammer
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Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
Daddy wasn’t there!
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