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Finding a toilet when you think you can’t make it…
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:45 am
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:45 am
Amazing feeling of relief. Nearly shite my pants as an adult today.
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:47 am to Wildcat98USA
My sister has IBS, we'd be driving around and she would scream at me "pull over" I need to shite....
Subway had clean shitters...
I often made the mistake and ate a Fast Track burger on my way home from BR to Metry when I was in school. That Quality Inn at the Loyola exit was a haven when I couldn't make it home in time...
Subway had clean shitters...
I often made the mistake and ate a Fast Track burger on my way home from BR to Metry when I was in school. That Quality Inn at the Loyola exit was a haven when I couldn't make it home in time...
This post was edited on 3/4/26 at 11:50 am
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:47 am to Wildcat98USA
On the contrary, worst feeling is when you’re dying to go and stop at some shady gas station and the only toilet is occupied.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:48 am to Wildcat98USA
Is it me or when you have to go bad, the closer you get to the toliet, the worst it gets.
It's like your arse grows eyes and can see you're close
It's like your arse grows eyes and can see you're close
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:48 am to Wildcat98USA
This is a thread about pooping, and I'm actually taking a shite right now.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:49 am to Wildcat98USA
It really does feel almost as good as hitting a bump of cocaine but not quite.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:49 am to Wildcat98USA
Once I was driving up in north Texas on my way to Sherman. Had to shite so bad it hurt. And what do I come upon but the presence of god almighty on earth, in the form of a Bucees. You don’t know rapturous joy until a Bucees saves your arse.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:49 am to Wildcat98USA
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:50 am to Wildcat98USA
Anything can be a toilet if you are desperate enough
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:53 am to wickowick
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Anything can be a toilet if you are desperate enough
I keep a roll of TP in my boat. I have fertilized many trees.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:54 am to Wildcat98USA
We can all have different styles, looks, bank accounts, luxuries, struggles, health, intellect......endless differences, but when it comes to having the bubble guts with the imminent need to shite......we all have the same walk/shuffle/waddle.
Trying not to shite your pants is the great equalizer in this world.
Trying not to shite your pants is the great equalizer in this world.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:54 am to Hangover Haven
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My sister has IBS, we'd be driving around and she would scream at me "pull over" I need to shite....
Your sister will make some man very happy one day
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:54 am to Wildcat98USA
Always keep a small roll in your vehicle. You may never need it, but that one time you do need it, man, it's worth more than gold.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:54 am to PillageUrVillage
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I keep a roll of TP in my boat. I have fertilized many trees.
Know how many fishing trips I came home from with one sleeve on my shirt...
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:55 am to biglego
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Your sister will make some man very happy one day
Her husband may disagree with you...
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:56 am to wickowick
quote:This is the kind of wisdom that keeps me coming back.
Anything can be a toilet if you are desperate enough
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:57 am to Wildcat98USA
I once had to poo so bad that as I was turning around to shite it started coming out as I was sitting down and formed a perfectly formed poo sitting perfectly on the toilet seat. Nothing got on the floor or in the toilet. I was in awe. I still have the picture of it on my phone to this day
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:10 pm to Wildcat98USA
Always stop and go in a hotel lobby on road trips. Safest bet by far.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:11 pm to Wildcat98USA
When I worked at the shitty finance company, driving around collecting delinquent payments, I'd normally stop at a hotel. There are so many people coming in and out of these places, they don't know if you belong there or not, and the lobby bathrooms are normally very clean.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:11 pm to Wildcat98USA
I used to know where the best toilets were.
When you got to go you got to go.
When you got to go you got to go.
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