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Bill Cosby: Himself
Posted on 1/14/11 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 1/14/11 at 9:25 pm
Must have listened to this a hundred times on family vacations back in the eighties. It's on one of the HBO's right now.
Just curious if other people remember it too.
Just curious if other people remember it too.
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Posted on 1/14/11 at 9:57 pm to noonan
This the one where he talks about child birth and going to dentist?
Classic stuff.
Classic stuff.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 9:57 pm to noonan
Yes.
My father based his parenting off of it and so will I.
My father based his parenting off of it and so will I.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:09 pm to Badman
quote:
This the one where he talks about child birth and going to dentist?
Classic stuff.
That's the one.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:17 pm to noonan
Bill Cosby at his best. I can watch "Himself" everyday.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:18 pm to noonan
Right now he's talking about the child and the cookie.
"Why did you do it?"
"I don't knooow"
"Why did you do it?"
"I don't knooow"
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:23 pm to noonan
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I've always heard about people having a conniption but I've never seen one. You don't want to see 'em. My wife's face... split. My wife's face split, and the skin and hair split and came off of her face so that there was nothing except the skull. And orange light came out of her hair and there was glitter all around. And fire shot from her eye sockets and began to burn my stomach and she said, "WHERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM?" And I said, "They asked for it!" And the children who had been singing praises to me... LIED on me and said, "Uh-uh! We asked for eggs and milk... AND DAD MADE US EAT THIS!" And my wife sent me to my room... which is where I wanted to go in the first place.
quote:
My mother said to me: "When your father gets home, he's going to shoot you in the face with a bazooka! And I'm not going to stop him this time, either! You know, he's always wanted to kill you! The day you were born, he said, 'Kill it!' *I* stopped him from killing you for *eleven years*... [he starts sobbing] Bill Cosby: ...and this is the thanks I get for saving your life!"
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:37 pm to Geauxldineye
The bit about a father raising an athlete and when he finally gets on tv and says "Hi Mom" cracks me up.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:39 pm to noonan
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The bit about a father raising an athlete and when he finally gets on tv and says "Hi Mom" cracks me up.
:kige:
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:39 pm to noonan
"Well, cocaine intensifies my personality"
"But why would you do that? You're an a-hole."
ETA: It's sad to hear him talk about his son, knowing what would happen years later.
"But why would you do that? You're an a-hole."
ETA: It's sad to hear him talk about his son, knowing what would happen years later.
This post was edited on 1/14/11 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:41 pm to Geauxldineye
I was think about the skit where he was talking about when he grew up, he thought his name was Jesus Christ and his brother's name was dammit. Since his dad always called them Jesus Christ or Dammit. Then one time he was playing baseball in the rain his dad yelled at him, "Dammit get in the house." and Bill Called, "But dad I am Jesus Christ."
I was in church when the pastor said something about Jesus saying he was Jesus Christ. I started laughing and had to leave the sanctuary.
I was in church when the pastor said something about Jesus saying he was Jesus Christ. I started laughing and had to leave the sanctuary.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:43 pm to noonan
weird !
I just put this in my netflix queue. My kid is doing a biography on Bill and I wanted her to hear some of the stories he tells about his life.
I just put this in my netflix queue. My kid is doing a biography on Bill and I wanted her to hear some of the stories he tells about his life.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 10:53 pm to LSUTygerFan
"My mom was an authority on Pigsties."
Posted on 1/15/11 at 1:17 am to noonan
I'll have to check it out some time.
Posted on 1/15/11 at 7:25 am to noonan
to me, one of the funniest comic stand up's ever .....
his response to his wife about their first born...."honey, you gave birth to a lizard" ....
his response to his wife about their first born...."honey, you gave birth to a lizard" ....
This post was edited on 1/15/11 at 7:29 am
Posted on 1/15/11 at 7:53 am to Pepe Lepew
Sheer genius. Comedy at it's best.
Posted on 1/15/11 at 9:35 am to noonan
I rented this a hundred times back in the day (late 80s). I now have it on my mp3 player. I still laugh out loud!
Posted on 1/15/11 at 11:22 am to lsufan9193969700
Should be required viewing for new parents.
Posted on 1/15/11 at 11:42 am to LSUFanNTX
I'm Jeffrey. I'm Fo years old.
Posted on 1/15/11 at 11:42 am to Cdawg
does this have Chocolate Cake on it? if so, it's my favorite Bill Cosby
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