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You have to give a speech to your former lovers: what would you talk about?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:16 pm
Scenario:
You're throwing a banquet to everyone you've slept with and/or had a relationship with. The only people who are attending are you, the people you were with in the past and the catering staff. You have to give a 1 hour speech to these people you have history with. The speech could be about anything.
What would you talk about?
You're throwing a banquet to everyone you've slept with and/or had a relationship with. The only people who are attending are you, the people you were with in the past and the catering staff. You have to give a 1 hour speech to these people you have history with. The speech could be about anything.
What would you talk about?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:17 pm to trom83
Remember that thing I did with my tongue?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:18 pm to trom83
TAKE BACK ARE CUNTRY
This post was edited on 1/8/16 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:19 pm to trom83
I would start taking of my clothes and say, "So, we doing this?"
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:19 pm to trom83
I'd apologize to her. Tell her how much I love and miss her.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:20 pm to trom83
Wouldn't say a thing, or better yet couldn't.
With them in the same room, no one would stand a chance of speaking.
With them in the same room, no one would stand a chance of speaking.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:21 pm to Walt OReilly
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I'd apologize to her. Tell her how much I love and miss her.
Definitely tell her how special she is
This post was edited on 1/8/16 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:21 pm to trom83
If I announced a banquet to every woman I did the deed with, and they actually showed up to celebrate that fact, that right there would do the talking for me and would be very 
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:21 pm to trom83
I hate all of you so much, I wish to never speak with any of you again... but any of you that would like to bang again, except the one that got fat, I still have the same number.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:22 pm to QuietTiger
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QuietTiger
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Wouldn't say a thing
Really committing to that e-persona, huh?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:22 pm to trom83
Apologize for cumming in my pants.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:22 pm to The Pirate King
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but 2 people is not the largest gangbang ever.
Eta: plus, I'm guessing you'd want a reverse gangbang, unless of course you've been banging a lot of dudes. Not that there's anything wrong with that, Pirates must get lonely when at sea for long periods.
Eta: plus, I'm guessing you'd want a reverse gangbang, unless of course you've been banging a lot of dudes. Not that there's anything wrong with that, Pirates must get lonely when at sea for long periods.
This post was edited on 1/8/16 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:24 pm to trom83
So tell me ladies.. How does my piece match up with the other guys you boned?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:24 pm to trom83
I'm sorry.
I don't drink anymore.
I'm really a pretty good guy.
Those lawyers make everything worse.
How's your momma an'dem?
I don't drink anymore.
I'm really a pretty good guy.
Those lawyers make everything worse.
How's your momma an'dem?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:26 pm to trom83
My speech would be titled "I've seen all of you naked" and would be me looking in the mirror by myself
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