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A normal day in the New America under President Donald J. Trump
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:31 pm
Wake up
Turn on radio..news talk
Jobs report upcoming....
report : JOBS ARE BACK
Soap smells better than it did pre trump.
Shower is going great.
Get dressed
You look good. Clothes are CRISP. Good material.
You think to yourself "this thing looks new even though Ive had it for a year or two"
Where did I get this shirt?
Look at label "Tuggy Tremendous Clothing proudly made in Richmond, Va"
You laugh and remember when clothes used to say what country they were made in, but now they just say the American city and state.
Pet dog. Dog is real healthy. Added pep in his step. Such a good dog.
Why? Squeaky dog toy now made in American factory and not covered chinese cancer paint.
Lets go to work.
Go into garage get into American made car.
You laugh at how some cars used to be imported from Mexico . I mean how dumb was that? We can make all the cars we need in America. Now we do.
Drive down the street. So many stay at home moms and dads out walking with strollers.
Great to see.
Incomes are up so if the mom or dad wants to stay at home they can. Wages equal.
We cherish women and want to give them the opportunity to stay at home with their children or make a great equal wage in the workplace. Their choice. Freedom.
Get to work.
Break room mood is good. People chatting about their weekend plans.
Except for a few liberal holdovers. They are likely just angry that their organic tofu tastes like shite and how eating it hasnt impressed Kenzie the new girl in IT.
You just laugh inside, think about how dumb he is, start to make fun of him but then you kind of reflect at how you would both probably be dead from a terrorist attack if he had gotten his way in 2016.
You realize how precious life is and how great it is to be alive and you just say hello and go about your day.
Go sit at your desk turn on you computer.
Internet a little bit.
Go to Drudge
HEADLINE: HILLARY CLINTON DENIED PAROLE
Lets go to lunch. We will walk.
So many options. So many good paying jobs have so many people eating out.
Great customer service. Minimum wage keeps climbing.
Great lunch.
Lets walk back. No panhandlers.
Finish out the day
Lets go home.
Get in the car
Turn on the radio.
So much rock on the radio. Rock is back.
"Here is the new one from the band many are calling the next Van Halen"
Turn that shite up and get those windows down.
"TOP DOWN! SPEED UP! ONE LOOK AT THOSE LEGS AND SHES GOT ME HOOKED"
Get home.
Your young son comes running out to you.
He is very eager to show what book he read today.
Book: The Wall: It Worked
Great education. State controlled. Common Core? LOL
Lets go inside.
Oh the Wife looks great. She wasnt feeling well the last few days but went to doctor at little to no cost because of the great insurance you have.
That reminds me of your Operation: BOMB THE HELL OUT OF ISIS veteran neighbor Larry who had a foot injury that was bothering him.
Lets go check on him.
Oh there he is in the yard. Looks great.
"Yeah you know ever since Trump put Ivanka in charge of the VA program its been so great. I had to wait maybe 10 minutes"
Larry is a great guy. Great veteran. ISIS is gone because of people like him.
Lets go back home.
Turn on the TV.
Flip through channels
You laugh at how CNN used to be a news channel but now they only show old Oprah reruns a select independent movies and documentaries.
ESPN: GONE
Now lets see whats on the sports channel.
Top 1000 devastating hits from the NFL and College. Oh yeah.
Football is so good now.
Fall asleep watching that. You are so safe.
This is just a Tuesday.
Turn on radio..news talk
Jobs report upcoming....
report : JOBS ARE BACK
Soap smells better than it did pre trump.
Shower is going great.
Get dressed
You look good. Clothes are CRISP. Good material.
You think to yourself "this thing looks new even though Ive had it for a year or two"
Where did I get this shirt?
Look at label "Tuggy Tremendous Clothing proudly made in Richmond, Va"
You laugh and remember when clothes used to say what country they were made in, but now they just say the American city and state.
Pet dog. Dog is real healthy. Added pep in his step. Such a good dog.
Why? Squeaky dog toy now made in American factory and not covered chinese cancer paint.
Lets go to work.
Go into garage get into American made car.
You laugh at how some cars used to be imported from Mexico . I mean how dumb was that? We can make all the cars we need in America. Now we do.
Drive down the street. So many stay at home moms and dads out walking with strollers.
Great to see.
Incomes are up so if the mom or dad wants to stay at home they can. Wages equal.
We cherish women and want to give them the opportunity to stay at home with their children or make a great equal wage in the workplace. Their choice. Freedom.
Get to work.
Break room mood is good. People chatting about their weekend plans.
Except for a few liberal holdovers. They are likely just angry that their organic tofu tastes like shite and how eating it hasnt impressed Kenzie the new girl in IT.
You just laugh inside, think about how dumb he is, start to make fun of him but then you kind of reflect at how you would both probably be dead from a terrorist attack if he had gotten his way in 2016.
You realize how precious life is and how great it is to be alive and you just say hello and go about your day.
Go sit at your desk turn on you computer.
Internet a little bit.
Go to Drudge
HEADLINE: HILLARY CLINTON DENIED PAROLE
Lets go to lunch. We will walk.
So many options. So many good paying jobs have so many people eating out.
Great customer service. Minimum wage keeps climbing.
Great lunch.
Lets walk back. No panhandlers.
Finish out the day
Lets go home.
Get in the car
Turn on the radio.
So much rock on the radio. Rock is back.
"Here is the new one from the band many are calling the next Van Halen"
Turn that shite up and get those windows down.
"TOP DOWN! SPEED UP! ONE LOOK AT THOSE LEGS AND SHES GOT ME HOOKED"
Get home.
Your young son comes running out to you.
He is very eager to show what book he read today.
Book: The Wall: It Worked
Great education. State controlled. Common Core? LOL
Lets go inside.
Oh the Wife looks great. She wasnt feeling well the last few days but went to doctor at little to no cost because of the great insurance you have.
That reminds me of your Operation: BOMB THE HELL OUT OF ISIS veteran neighbor Larry who had a foot injury that was bothering him.
Lets go check on him.
Oh there he is in the yard. Looks great.
"Yeah you know ever since Trump put Ivanka in charge of the VA program its been so great. I had to wait maybe 10 minutes"
Larry is a great guy. Great veteran. ISIS is gone because of people like him.
Lets go back home.
Turn on the TV.
Flip through channels
You laugh at how CNN used to be a news channel but now they only show old Oprah reruns a select independent movies and documentaries.
ESPN: GONE
Now lets see whats on the sports channel.
Top 1000 devastating hits from the NFL and College. Oh yeah.
Football is so good now.
Fall asleep watching that. You are so safe.
This is just a Tuesday.
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Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:31 pm to John L Pettimore III
And that's a bad day in Trumpland
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:32 pm to John L Pettimore III
Party on Copperhead Road? 
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:36 pm to John L Pettimore III
Lol if you think the President has control over most of those things. In what world is healthcare low cost? VA with a ten minute wait? Spare me. And bringing back auto manufacturers and clothing manufacturers to the US??? Hahaha you are a dumbass.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:37 pm to John L Pettimore III
You spent way too much time on this.
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