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Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:Opelika, Alabama
Biography:I had a dream ...once
Interests:Whorticulture
Occupation:internet tough guy
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Registered on:8/4/2013
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re: My dog ate a Scrabble board today..

Posted by auggie on 4/20/26 at 9:08 pm to
How does a fingernail file taste? RUFF!
That spells " tough shite".
Had this happen on a Chevrolet Impala.
It was a bad instrument cluster. It wasn't really hot.
It was only the temp gauge that was bad, but the entire cluster had to be replaced. vehicle was still under warranty. It would have cost over $ 1,000 bucks.
Massive prison work farms are what is needed. Turn the deserts into a garden.
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There is no chance there are that many blacks in Iowa.

Quite a few fat white girls in the crowd.
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And difficult to pin a quarter on bride.


That's why they have a coin slot.
Not surprising to me, I almost said in my post above, I think Norm considered himself more of a humorist. Billy Joe Shaver was exactly the same that way.
Yeah, he was a funny guy, he had his own kind of thing going on.
That video is worth watching for the music too.

re: RIP Don Schlitz

Posted by auggie on 4/17/26 at 9:33 pm to
I never met him. Man he was a great songwriter. Guitar and singer too.
His version of The Gambler almost puts Kenny Roger's to shame.
Some might say Thin Lizzy doesn't qualify, but this was badass.
She's really good on that kind of thing.

re: Homeless People with Pets

Posted by auggie on 4/17/26 at 7:58 am to
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I see a lot of homeless dudes with dogs. In almost every case, the dog is in much better shape than the dude.

The dog aint dopin his life away.
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This is a lazy river?

How many of those people do you think have jobs?

re: What to do about mother's cat.

Posted by auggie on 4/15/26 at 2:06 pm to
I think there is a resort Island over at Mississippi for cats. Can't recall the name.