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What food gives you gas?
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:34 am
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:34 am
I have a road trip with a few friends coming up. I want to torture them.
This post was edited on 12/2/17 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:36 am to danilo
You are the essence of maturity
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:36 am to danilo
Grilled burritos and chalupas from a bad Taco Bell
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:36 am to danilo
Take a laxative. If you only take 1 it will just make you fart a lot.
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:36 am to danilo
Bad grammar tends to be torture for me.
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:37 am to danilo
Turkey jerky gives me some wicked bad smelling gas. YMMV.
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:37 am to danilo
Coffee and granola bars does it for me.
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:37 am to BottomlandBrew
This thread is full of mature posters
This post was edited on 12/2/17 at 10:38 am
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:38 am to danilo
Beans, beans, they're good for your brain. The more you eat, the more you come up with complete, sensical sentences when you start topics on tRant.
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:43 am to danilo
Just bring a pregnant girl with you. She’ll fumigate everybody and bring you all to tears.
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:51 am to cbree88
Have your gall bladder removed. Eat a bunch of spicy food and drink some alcohol. Voila!!
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:54 am to cbree88
quote:
Just bring a pregnant girl with you.
If you don't have a pregnant girl, just make one in the back of the van. Film it and start a website.
Bingo, new revenue stream!
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:55 am to danilo
quote:
food gives you gas?
Anything that taste good:
Popeyes
Boudin
BoudIn Balls
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:57 am to danilo
Pickled eggs
A guy I hunted with several years ago decided mid day to not hunt that afternoon because it was raining. He decided to take his son to see his parents (kids grandparents) and the kid did not want to go. While my friend was outside locking up his ATV and getting gas for his truck his boy ate about 8-10 pickled eggs while winking at me.
The next day my friend showed up to hunt and told us about his horrible trip with his son. Something was wrong with him, he kept farting these God awful farts and it was raining so they could not roll the windows down.
I never told my friend what his kid did (on purpose). I kind respected the kids intuition.
A guy I hunted with several years ago decided mid day to not hunt that afternoon because it was raining. He decided to take his son to see his parents (kids grandparents) and the kid did not want to go. While my friend was outside locking up his ATV and getting gas for his truck his boy ate about 8-10 pickled eggs while winking at me.
The next day my friend showed up to hunt and told us about his horrible trip with his son. Something was wrong with him, he kept farting these God awful farts and it was raining so they could not roll the windows down.
I never told my friend what his kid did (on purpose). I kind respected the kids intuition.
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:01 am to danilo
Cauliflower and canned clams.
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:12 am to danilo
Get a couple bean burritos at the first place y'all stop.
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