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re: FARK VIRGIN
Posted on 12/19/08 at 3:31 am to xrockfordf150x
Posted on 12/19/08 at 3:31 am to xrockfordf150x
I know a guy who pays women to watch him fark. He hooked up this summer with a fine looking brunnette he met on Craigslist that he really likes. She never touches him while he's farking. She makes him sit in the kitchen in a white plastic lawn chair with his laptop. She yells at him and hits him with his shoes whenever he makes a mistake during a fark. I think it's the uncertanty of what she's going to say to him that he really likes, particularly when he's working on a fark technique he's not good at doing and can make a lot of mistakes. He's been seeing her exclusively on a regular basis a couple of times each week since September.
The Photoshop Dominatrix...
The Photoshop Dominatrix...
This post was edited on 12/19/08 at 6:40 am
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Posted on 12/19/08 at 8:22 am to Catahoula
Hmmm... How much does something like that cost?
Posted on 12/19/08 at 9:03 am to xrockfordf150x
quote:
have fun farkin around with the guys.
What is this?!? Junior High Dance? I don't have cooties....
EDIT: FWIW, I got to meet AJ last summer... All I can say is "Too bad I signed a confidentiality agreement" - cuz there's stuff I'd love to tell y'all
This post was edited on 12/19/08 at 9:06 am
Posted on 12/19/08 at 11:25 am to xBIGxEASYx
Hey BigEasy and SawFiddle - I thought of something while reading this topic...
Look at the woman and her gloves here:
Now look at the woman and gloves in this image:
Could this just be a coincidence? There seems to be a resemblance here. What do y'all think?
Look at the woman and her gloves here:
Now look at the woman and gloves in this image:
Could this just be a coincidence? There seems to be a resemblance here. What do y'all think?
Posted on 12/19/08 at 12:00 pm to Catahoula
Hmmmmmmmm.....
Posted on 12/19/08 at 12:26 pm to xBIGxEASYx
All hail Yurintroubl
Posted on 12/19/08 at 5:29 pm to yurintroubl
quote:
What is this?!? Junior High Dance? I don't have cooties....
One girl farking with a bunch of guys...I saw that once on a farking site on the internet. It looked tricky but the results looked satisfactory for all involved.
BTW, my wife prefers when I use gimp when I fark. Things seem to work out pretty slick.
Posted on 12/19/08 at 5:32 pm to Catahoula
quote:
All hail Yurintroubl
Certainly sheds a whole different light on yurintroubl's farking abilities and talents.
Posted on 12/19/08 at 6:09 pm to Catahoula
quote:
Catahoula
Way to fark yurintrouble, it takes a real man to do that.
This post was edited on 12/19/08 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 12/19/08 at 6:12 pm to TigerWoody
quote:
BTW, my wife prefers when I use gimp when I fark. Things seem to work out pretty slick.
Gimp Farking?
I tend to stay away from websites with content of that nature
Posted on 12/20/08 at 1:21 am to Catahoula
quote:
Damm! I'm taken aback! I honestly never really noticed that before!
FWIW - I was born June 5, the guy I dated for 5 years was born June 6.... AJ's birthday is June 4. I used to tell people that I was bound to meet her one day - called it "the prophecy" - and so it came to pass. I've never worn somebody else's sig...I may have to wear that one out...uh, I mean, use it for a bit.
EDIT:
Speaking of gimp farking... I have it on good authority that 2009's gimp craze will be "Equestrian"...
(Actually, my first impression when I saw this was "Holy shite!")
This post was edited on 12/20/08 at 1:30 am
Posted on 12/20/08 at 6:29 am to yurintroubl
quote:
I've never worn somebody else's sig...I may have to wear that one out...uh, I mean, use it for a bit.
Wow, I'm honored that you like it! I thought her demeanor in that image was very appropriate with your name. I particularly like how she's pointing with her finger...You will fark when I tell you to fark!
Gentelmen of the Fark Forum...All hail Yourintroubl...
Posted on 12/20/08 at 10:04 am to Catahoula
quote:
I remember after my first fark everyone said it was really good. I later found out they were faking their comments. It was a very humbling experience.
I would imagine the insecurity of realizing that all the while, until you found out they were faking, you thought you were doing fine. Then you realize that your efforts were sub par all along.
BTW: What does fark mean?
Posted on 12/20/08 at 12:49 pm to DatDude12
Posted on 12/20/08 at 2:17 pm to yurintroubl
quote:Wow, I thought for a moment that was Tommy Tuberville, but it wasn't. Tommy's latest outfit was similar though.
(Actually, my first impression when I saw this was "Holy shite!")
Posted on 12/20/08 at 5:35 pm to NC_Tigah
quote:
NC_Tigah
Subtle. I think he may wear it pushed in a little further, though... Posted on 12/20/08 at 6:24 pm to yurintroubl
quote:Yeah, but maybe it's like an iceberg...you only see the tip.
I think he may wear it pushed in a little further, though...
Posted on 12/20/08 at 6:59 pm to NC_Tigah
Looks like that's made by the same people that I sold my "bacon hookah" patent to.
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