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Posted on 1/19/26 at 6:55 am to
Posted by ruzil
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 1/19/26 at 6:55 am to
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wife feeds that organic mumbojumbo stuff to the kids. But she keeps the good ol fashioned creamy Jiff stocked in the pantry for when I get a hankering me


She is slowly killing you with seed oils. Because it will be a very slow death, she will not be a suspect.

Women are very sneaky.
Posted by WigSplitta22
The Bottom
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 1/20/26 at 11:21 am to
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I can’t speak for that fellow but I am.



You may want to schedule an appointment with the cardiologist first
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
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Posted on 1/20/26 at 11:26 am to
Posted by nolaks
Member since Dec 2013
1309 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 1:14 pm to
Before we had a trader joe's here, i wanted to bring a jar of their peanut butter back from Denver. My wife and I were flying with identical back packs. Hers is loaded with gummies, mine just the peanut butter. TSA pulls one of the bags out and says who's is this. assumed it was hers, nope mine. Confiscates the peanut butter and says its a liquid. Still pisses me off.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/20/26 at 3:12 pm to
Made my after I bought too many cans of planters peanuts on sale. Now the kids love making it and it taste better than any peanut butter on the shelf. (maybe not Jif natural). It is easy as can be.

1 can dry roasted salted peanuts
2 tbsp honey or just add until it is as sweet as you like

Put it in a food processor until it is the consistency you want.
Posted by BlueRabbit
Member since Apr 2025
161 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 4:36 pm to
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Made my after I bought too many cans of planters peanuts on sale. Now the kids love making it and it taste better than any peanut butter on the shelf. (maybe not Jif natural). It is easy as can be. 1 can dry roasted salted peanuts 2 tbsp honey or just add until it is as sweet as you like Put it in a food processor until it is the consistency you want.


I use a melanger which is a stone grinder used for nut butters and primarily chocolates and I run it with my almonds or peanuts for about 12 hours or more and it gets an absolute smoothness.

But a food processor works well for home use. Buy a small bag of sunflower lecithin powder or small bottle of the liquid and when you start processing add about 5-8 grams to the peanuts and let them rip. The longer the better-and it will emulsify so you won’t have the oil separation. It doesn’t make it thicker but it keeps them together.

And it is a phospholipid not a seed oil. It has health benefits liver function, brain function so not bad for you. Easy to use. Give it a try.
Posted by SulphursFinest
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2015
11497 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 7:31 am to
Use a mixer. It’s simple. I go through a jar a week.

Ingredients: peanuts
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19266 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 8:16 pm to
Greg Warren agrees with you.

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