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Posted on 10/25/18 at 7:45 pm to oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
quote:
This is one of the best threads on the rant I've ever read. Love it.
Some are very impressive
Posted on 10/25/18 at 7:45 pm to oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
There once was a Saban named Nick,
Who loved money, the backstabbing prick,
Sold his soul to the Tide,
But we’re ending his ride,
Gonna make him suck that Tiger Dick.
Bitch.
Who loved money, the backstabbing prick,
Sold his soul to the Tide,
But we’re ending his ride,
Gonna make him suck that Tiger Dick.
Bitch.
Posted on 10/25/18 at 7:48 pm to fr33manator
Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!
When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!
When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
Posted on 10/25/18 at 7:54 pm to St. Pete Tiger
Late one night when the sky was blue, Down in death valley a shitstorm was abrew.
A scream was made, a cry was heard, a bama fan was hit by a flying turd.
On his tombstone it was writ "This Gump was killed by a piece of shite"
A scream was made, a cry was heard, a bama fan was hit by a flying turd.
On his tombstone it was writ "This Gump was killed by a piece of shite"
Posted on 10/25/18 at 7:59 pm to remaster916
quote:
Nice poem. I will remember it after Bama beats LSU's arse.
Somebody kick this inbred, sister fricking, toothless redneck off this site. Baw, get back to yo Lil Nick arse licking Bama rant site where your MaMa waits for you to quit posting so you can fark her going in dry.
Posted on 10/25/18 at 8:03 pm to Rouge
quote:
why not?
Posted on 10/25/18 at 8:06 pm to St. Pete Tiger
God bless Ritter. I know that's right.
Wasn't it fun in the replay booth to-night?
The rule's a rule, and the ban he got.
Oh! God bless Sankey - I quite forgot.
Little man kneels at the foot of the bed,
Droops on the little hands little crimson head.
Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Little Nicky Saban is saying his prayers.
Wasn't it fun in the replay booth to-night?
The rule's a rule, and the ban he got.
Oh! God bless Sankey - I quite forgot.
Little man kneels at the foot of the bed,
Droops on the little hands little crimson head.
Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Little Nicky Saban is saying his prayers.
This post was edited on 10/25/18 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 10/25/18 at 8:25 pm to BruceUnhinged
The water is ice
November winds are blowing
Death Valley awaits
November winds are blowing
Death Valley awaits
Posted on 10/25/18 at 9:05 pm to oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 12:28 am
Posted on 10/25/18 at 9:14 pm to KiwiHead
quote:
Ceterum autem censeo Alabaminum esse delendum
Roughly translated it means "Alabama fans love to eat arse"
Posted on 10/25/18 at 9:33 pm to Adajax
Saban, Saban, why so small?
I heard you still piss on your balls.
The gumps are greedy for another win;
Sister fukin is quite a sin.
Death valley will be full of drunk buffoons
Eager to hit Nick with piss balloons.
I heard you still piss on your balls.
The gumps are greedy for another win;
Sister fukin is quite a sin.
Death valley will be full of drunk buffoons
Eager to hit Nick with piss balloons.
Posted on 10/28/18 at 11:10 pm to TigerJ7
quote:
Saban, Saban, why so small?
I heard you still piss on your balls.
The gumps are greedy for another win;
Sister fukin is quite a sin.
Death valley will be full of drunk buffoons
Eager to hit Nick with piss balloons.
Hmmm. Thanks for the request, but I think the Bama Board will pass.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:02 am to LSUTil_iDie
quote:
A spark has been lit.
A tail has been bit.
If the glove don't fit,
you must acquit.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:04 am to LSUTil_iDie
Roses are red
Violets are violet
Bush did 9/11
He was the pilot
Violets are violet
Bush did 9/11
He was the pilot
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:26 am to LSUTil_iDie
Here I lie broken-hearted.
Thought I shite
But only farted
STTDB.
Some of these are really good.
Thought I shite
But only farted
STTDB.
Some of these are really good.
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 5:38 am
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:46 am to baobabtiger
Three Blind Refs,
Paid by the REC,
See how they suck,
Hope they all get truck'd,
They all threw flags at Devin White
Muscona screamed,"But they were RIGHT!"
What did ya expect from a sod-om-ite?
And three REC'd Refs.
Paid by the REC,
See how they suck,
Hope they all get truck'd,
They all threw flags at Devin White
Muscona screamed,"But they were RIGHT!"
What did ya expect from a sod-om-ite?
And three REC'd Refs.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:57 am to remaster916
I haven't seen so many nervous gumps in a very long time. "We Comin" "Fuc* Dem"
Y'all can feel it can't you? It's all about to come crumbling down on top of your red team. Shits real folks!!
Y'all can feel it can't you? It's all about to come crumbling down on top of your red team. Shits real folks!!
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:13 am to LSUTil_iDie
At an LSU game on a Saturday night
A targeting call was made against Devin White.
The fans were pissed and began to boo
Then thought really hard about what to do.
SEC corruption needed to be exposed
So LSU fans showed up in droves.
Billboards went up all around Birmingham
And soon people began to understand.
LSU was doing what no one else would do
By putting a spotlight on the SEC crew.
While Bama might yell “Roll Tide, Roll!”
The ones REALLY ROLLING wear purple and gold.
So when we get to Death Valley on Saturday night
We know we’ve already won with #FreeDevinWhite
A targeting call was made against Devin White.
The fans were pissed and began to boo
Then thought really hard about what to do.
SEC corruption needed to be exposed
So LSU fans showed up in droves.
Billboards went up all around Birmingham
And soon people began to understand.
LSU was doing what no one else would do
By putting a spotlight on the SEC crew.
While Bama might yell “Roll Tide, Roll!”
The ones REALLY ROLLING wear purple and gold.
So when we get to Death Valley on Saturday night
We know we’ve already won with #FreeDevinWhite
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