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Posted on 7/8/09 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by Suck Out West
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 7/8/09 at 2:42 pm to
LSU 52 Wash 3...game over at half, backups come in to mop up and Lee gets good playing time.

Vandy 0 LSU 24...Vandy can't throw the ball past 15yrds against a dominating defense. Chuck the Truck bruises them for about 125yrds, 2 TDs.

Cajuns 3 LSU 45...see Washington game.

LSU 31 MSU 10...Cow bells quieted after TH takes opening kickoff for a score. JJ throws for TD, rushes for another, RS scores a TD on a reverse. Defense gives up 0 pts in 2nd half.

LSU 24 UGA 21...Fireworks in 1st half, 21 all at halftime. 35yrd scramble by Jefferson into FG range with time winding down. Tigers kick game winning FG with 2 seconds left.

UF 14 LSU 17...Snot, slobber, blood & sweat all over the field. Chuck grinds out 86yrds, TD, LaFell burns Joe Haden on a stop-go for a 50yrd TD with 3mins to go. Tiger D stands tall against Tebow with a sack on 4th down. Pandemonium ensues...

Auburn 7 LSU 34...LSU D stuffs Auburn's offense giving up it's only TD after a big kick return deep into LSU territory to start the game. Chuck bruises Auburn for 136 yrds, 1 TD. The 2-headed QB combines for 2 passing TD's, 1 rushing.

Tulane 0 LSU 54...massive asswhipping. Mop up time for backups. Lee throws 3 TDs. Ford comes in , goes for 100+yrds, TD. Peterson gets a pick-6.

LSU 28 Bama 13...LSU D puts away close game by yielding less than 100yrds in 2nd half & rack up 5 sacks. Tigers dominate statistically but penalties & TO's keep the game close. Jefferson throws 2 INT's, Tiger fans go into panic with visions of last year's collapse in our heads. Nick Saban's tan turns about 5 shades of orange. Tigers take over control of the SEC West.

LaTech 3 LSU 49...see Tulane game, add KO return for TD by TH.

LSU 24 Ole Miss 23...Tigers come in against a struggling, underachieving 4-loss Rebs team & jump out to 14-0 lead early but Ole Miss creeps back into the game, tying it by half. Tigers lose 2 fumbles on back to back drives where they're moving the ball down the field to let fans back in it. Ole Miss takes the lead 23-21 with 2 mins left. Sepherd finds a wide open LaFell on a fake option pass for a 45yrd TD with 1 min left. Rebs move the ball into FG range, miss 48yrd FG as time expires. Tigers clinch West and rematch with Gators.

Pigs 17 LSU 35...Pigs get their 1st taste of Saturday Night in Death Valley in a long time. Sepherd, Lee & Ford get most of playing time in 2nd half as they're up 28-10 by half. "SEC West Champs" t-shirts & hats handed out with 7mins left in the game. Ford scores on a 25yrd TD, immediately followed by a Gatorade shower for Lesticles. On to Atlanta and round 2 of a slug fest.

SECCG...UF 27 LSU 31...Tebow goes nuts with 186yrds 1 TD passing, 83 yrds rushing for 2 TDs,. UF jumps out 10-0 early, but Tigers fight back with some easy playaction passes for Jefferson getting big chunks of yards to calm things down. Tied at 17 going into 4th quarter. Tebow headbuts Spikes & Haden going into commercial break. UF punches in a TD to go up 27-24 after Spike hotdogs an INT inside LSU 20 with 5 mins left. KW returns insuing kick off all the way to UF 31 yrd line. The Truck, KW, Ford & Sepherd milk it on the ground all the way for the game winning score with under a minute left. Tiger D finishes the game the same way it did in September in Death Valley as Tebow is turned back. "We Going BACK to the 'Ship" t-shirts & hats handed out. I order mine on line. Meyer chirps after the game about how "the better team lost it in the end".

BCSCG...LSU 38 USC 20...Tigers underdogs against undefeated Trojans in their back yard. Tiger fans show up in droves filling up at least half the stadium, and taking over the tailgating scene outside. Port-a-poty & beer lines are full of LSU fans. USC scores on their 1st drive in 6 plays followed by a knob slobbing by TV analysts. KW returns ensuing KO to midfield. The Truck takes it 6 of 8 plays into the endzone to respond. Tigers follow up with 2 more TDs to go up 21-7 at half. After an LSU punt on their 1st possession of 1st half, USC faces 3rd & long. Chavis brings the pressure, Rahim has McKnight for a loss on a reverse but Joe slips away for a long 1st down. USC scores 4 plays later to make it 21-14. USC players start flashing gang signs to cameras on the sidelines...like during TX game. LSU follows up with 2 more TD's...one from LaFell after dodging Mays' attempt to unscrew his head & shite down his kneck over the middle for a 40+yrd score. The other on an 8yrd pistol-option by KW to cap off a 13 play, 9 min drive to ice the game. USC returns fumbled punt return inside 5...score on next play, miss 2pt conversion. To end the game, LSU tacks on FG after another USC INT. You can hear the "Tiger Bait" chants all the way to Santa Monica pier. "Team of the Decade" t-shirts & hats handed out. A Gatorade soaked shakes hands with Peter The Great. Fights break out between the 2 fan bases in the parking lot.
Posted by Rustontiger43
Texarkana Arkansas
Member since Dec 2006
3304 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

LSU 52 Wash 3...game over at half, backups come in to mop up and Lee gets good playing time.

Vandy 0 LSU 24...Vandy can't throw the ball past 15yrds against a dominating defense. Chuck the Truck bruises them for about 125yrds, 2 TDs.

Cajuns 3 LSU 45...see Washington game.

LSU 31 MSU 10...Cow bells quieted after TH takes opening kickoff for a score. JJ throws for TD, rushes for another, RS scores a TD on a reverse. Defense gives up 0 pts in 2nd half.

LSU 24 UGA 21...Fireworks in 1st half, 21 all at halftime. 35yrd scramble by Jefferson into FG range with time winding down. Tigers kick game winning FG with 2 seconds left.

UF 14 LSU 17...Snot, slobber, blood & sweat all over the field. Chuck grinds out 86yrds, TD, LaFell burns Joe Haden on a stop-go for a 50yrd TD with 3mins to go. Tiger D stands tall against Tebow with a sack on 4th down. Pandemonium ensues...

Auburn 7 LSU 34...LSU D stuffs Auburn's offense giving up it's only TD after a big kick return deep into LSU territory to start the game. Chuck bruises Auburn for 136 yrds, 1 TD. The 2-headed QB combines for 2 passing TD's, 1 rushing.

Tulane 0 LSU 54...massive asswhipping. Mop up time for backups. Lee throws 3 TDs. Ford comes in , goes for 100+yrds, TD. Peterson gets a pick-6.

LSU 28 Bama 13...LSU D puts away close game by yielding less than 100yrds in 2nd half & rack up 5 sacks. Tigers dominate statistically but penalties & TO's keep the game close. Jefferson throws 2 INT's, Tiger fans go into panic with visions of last year's collapse in our heads. Nick Saban's tan turns about 5 shades of orange. Tigers take over control of the SEC West.

LaTech 3 LSU 49...see Tulane game, add KO return for TD by TH.

LSU 24 Ole Miss 23...Tigers come in against a struggling, underachieving 4-loss Rebs team & jump out to 14-0 lead early but Ole Miss creeps back into the game, tying it by half. Tigers lose 2 fumbles on back to back drives where they're moving the ball down the field to let fans back in it. Ole Miss takes the lead 23-21 with 2 mins left. Sepherd finds a wide open LaFell on a fake option pass for a 45yrd TD with 1 min left. Rebs move the ball into FG range, miss 48yrd FG as time expires. Tigers clinch West and rematch with Gators.

Pigs 17 LSU 35...Pigs get their 1st taste of Saturday Night in Death Valley in a long time. Sepherd, Lee & Ford get most of playing time in 2nd half as they're up 28-10 by half. "SEC West Champs" t-shirts & hats handed out with 7mins left in the game. Ford scores on a 25yrd TD, immediately followed by a Gatorade shower for Lesticles. On to Atlanta and round 2 of a slug fest.

SECCG...UF 27 LSU 31...Tebow goes nuts with 186yrds 1 TD passing, 83 yrds rushing for 2 TDs,. UF jumps out 10-0 early, but Tigers fight back with some easy playaction passes for Jefferson getting big chunks of yards to calm things down. Tied at 17 going into 4th quarter. Tebow headbuts Spikes & Haden going into commercial break. UF punches in a TD to go up 27-24 after Spike hotdogs an INT inside LSU 20 with 5 mins left. KW returns insuing kick off all the way to UF 31 yrd line. The Truck, KW, Ford & Sepherd milk it on the ground all the way for the game winning score with under a minute left. Tiger D finishes the game the same way it did in September in Death Valley as Tebow is turned back. "We Going BACK to the 'Ship" t-shirts & hats handed out. I order mine on line. Meyer chirps after the game about how "the better team lost it in the end".

BCSCG...LSU 38 USC 20...Tigers underdogs against undefeated Trojans in their back yard. Tiger fans show up in droves filling up at least half the stadium, and taking over the tailgating scene outside. Port-a-poty & beer lines are full of LSU fans. USC scores on their 1st drive in 6 plays followed by a knob slobbing by TV analysts. KW returns ensuing KO to midfield. The Truck takes it 6 of 8 plays into the endzone to respond. Tigers follow up with 2 more TDs to go up 21-7 at half. After an LSU punt on their 1st possession of 1st half, USC faces 3rd & long. Chavis brings the pressure, Rahim has McKnight for a loss on a reverse but Joe slips away for a long 1st down. USC scores 4 plays later to make it 21-14. USC players start flashing gang signs to cameras on the sidelines...like during TX game. LSU follows up with 2 more TD's...one from LaFell after dodging Mays' attempt to unscrew his head & shite down his kneck over the middle for a 40+yrd score. The other on an 8yrd pistol-option by KW to cap off a 13 play, 9 min drive to ice the game. USC returns fumbled punt return inside 5...score on next play, miss 2pt conversion. To end the game, LSU tacks on FG after another USC INT. You can hear the "Tiger Bait" chants all the way to Santa Monica pier. "Team of the Decade" t-shirts & hats handed out. A Gatorade soaked shakes hands with Peter The Great. Fights break out between the 2 fan bases in the parking lot.



Well thought out!! Liked the individual stats..but a 13 play 9 minute drive?? WTF man

Posted by purpleNgoldsaint
Houma Louisiana
Member since Jun 2009
2470 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 3:55 pm to
Tebow comes out of the closet.
Posted by Suck Out West
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Dec 2006
5932 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

but a 13 play 9 minute drive?? WTF man

something like that. u get the picture.
Posted by spttps821
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
699 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 4:34 pm to
chad jones anhilating tim tebow
Posted by Suck Out West
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Dec 2006
5932 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 4:36 pm to
payback, redemption, championship. Celebrating it in USC's back yard. That's my perfect season.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83874 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

beat the frick out of alabama

that would be good enough for me
Posted by purpleNgoldsaint
Houma Louisiana
Member since Jun 2009
2470 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 4:42 pm to
Tim Tebow and Nick Saban get married at the half time of the BCSNC game while we are beating USC by 20
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83874 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

If Bama has a bad season, and I'm hoping they do, watch Saban bolt for ND after they buyout Weis

That would be fine, but I kinda hope Urban heads over there. Get that bastard out the SEC.
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5498 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 5:07 pm to
At least 4 night games
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
59510 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

That would be fine, but I kinda hope Urban heads over there. Get that bastard out the SEC.


but i thought that offense wouldnt work in the SEC

playing you guys in the title game would be my perfect season. not just cuz our rivalry, but it be fun to get your fan base out here and party
Posted by Suck Out West
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Dec 2006
5932 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

but i thought that offense wouldnt work in the SEC

I'm guilty. "That offense wont work with the big & fast defenders in the SEC. He's in for a rude awakening. He's gonna get his head handed to him." shite.
Posted by brg0320
Member since May 2009
3295 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Tim Tebow and Nick Saban get married


not so sure thats in my perfect season
Posted by wryder1
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2008
4865 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 7:57 pm to
1)We play a physical game against UF and beat them in Tiger Stadium on a last minute play, then smash them in the SEC championship game.
2) We beat Bama to hell and back and make them look and see if there is a mercy rule at halftime.
3) Play USC in the NC in the Rose Bowl and make them use the mercy rule that we made Bama find.

Posted by purple and gold 3
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2009
156 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 7:58 pm to
Tebow cries at the press conference after the LSU game
Posted by Geert Hammink_43
Member since Dec 2004
4820 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 8:08 pm to
Les being able to talk about specifics of what the teams did/didn't do in the game that enabled the Tigers to win.
No players having discipline issues.
Stop trash talking & 'moonwalking' after every play.
Get rid of the Geaux font & Toonces.
Posted by BumbleBee Tuna
Member since Jul 2009
208 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 8:09 pm to
I'm just ready to be a freshman
Posted by LA007
Monroe
Member since Nov 2008
1778 posts
Posted on 7/8/09 at 8:25 pm to
#1 fulfilling potential, which I consider to be... righting the ship on the defensive side, i.e. becoming more disciplined, aggressive, knowing assignments and carrying them out with the attitude that intimidates opponents. We have the talent, IMO if our D.L. steps up (depth, but no break-out leaders that I've seen).

#2 fulfilling potential on offense, i.e., by getting a QB that can get the ball to our receivers. Unlike many posters, I have supreme confidence in our receiving corps. I have a certain amount of optimism on our QB situation, b/c of J.J.'s potential for a bust out year, and J.L.'s experience, Shep's wildcard talent, C.G.'s upside for the future.

If that is waiting in the wings, the running attack will complete the deal, and I see no reason with our line (sans injuries) that our RBs can't hammer people.

If our O.L. and D.L. disappoint, different story.
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