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Posted on 2/12/15 at 6:09 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 6:09 am to
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Uh, he said he hopes to play in the Honda Classic.


I'll be in the Bear Trap for that one.
Posted by RollTheRock
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 6:56 am to
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I saw threeputt Sunday. He's loving the fricking shite out of this.


Is that the dumbass that somebody was talking about in one of the golf threads that predicted in the summer of 2008 that Tiger was done winning majors ?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 7:01 am to


How you doing podnuh?


Actually, no. That was The Stash they were talking about. Totally different nerd. Much more round/weak.
This post was edited on 2/12/15 at 7:03 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155813 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 8:20 am to
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And didn't have his cock down my throat like you do.

Might wanna re-read that...I'm not sure you're actually saying what you think you are.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 8:26 am to
Am I the only one who thinks he's an hibitual PED user and now his body is breaking down because of it? Because methinks that's the problem here.

That's based on no fact whatsoever, just an observation of his physical build and how he'd been so injury prone over the recent past.
Posted by HebertFest08
The Coast
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 8:53 am to
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The big 40 is right around the corner for him. Time takes it toll, on all us.


Yup... And a couple cycles of juice never helps either. Dude blew up and started having injuries. Seen it happen too many times, steroids grow muscles... But your other soft tissues stay the same. Hence your injured alot
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:01 am to
Exactly. To the average golf spectator, they just thought he was 'working out a lot'.

Dude's been jacked for years, and now he's suffering. Nobody has ever seen a collapse like this, because no major winner has ever done that much illegal PEDs.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:19 am to
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Am I the only one who thinks he's an habitual PED user and now his body is breaking down because of it?

You are not alone. The problem is, Tiger is/was so very important to the game that no one would/will say it in the golf media and certainly no one on tour will. They are making WAY more money since his emergence.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:23 am to
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Dude's been jacked for years, and now he's suffering. Nobody has ever seen a collapse like this, because no major winner has ever done that much illegal PEDs.


Wrong. You sound peanut butter and jealous of the Navy SEAL training that Tiger was obviously doing during his glory years. Once he gets back to slaying poon on the reg and doing heavy workouts in the ocean, the majors will flow again.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:27 am to
Dat Olympic pussy doe
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:33 am to
He probably needs a heavy dose of PEDs just to handle that rock hard body of hers.
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
64927 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:33 am to
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Am I the only one who thinks he's an hibitual PED user and now his body is breaking down because of it? Because methinks that's the problem here.


No


In fact, there have been polls of PGA players in the past and they would ask if any of them felt that players on Tour may be using PED's. About 2% would answer yes. Here's a hint: They weren't accusing John Daly and Colin Montgomery of taking PED's.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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118239 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:35 am to
One word:

Deer antler spray

Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:37 am to
its more than obvious he was a heavy PED user. that is the same kind of transformation that Bonds, et al showed physically.

Look at his natural frame when he was 20 or 21. look at his head size. his head is way bigger now. The facts are undeniable nearly all of the baseball players who were on monkey juice started getting injured at a very high level in their mid-late 30s without fail.
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:41 am to
His transformation was nowhere near Bonds.

McIlroy has bulked up a ton in last few years. Are we suggesting he's taking the PED route as well?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118239 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:46 am to
He's on haggis.
Posted by dante
Kingwood, TX
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:50 am to
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Doesn't matter what people think about him, he's important to the game and needs to be back
Are you saying that Jack Nicklaus should also be playing? Jack is important to the game as well, but he can't compete on the same level now. Tiger being on the course and finishing in last place or not making the cut is not good for golf.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:55 am to
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His transformation was nowhere near Bonds.


He got a whole low more swole, really quickly. Like freakishly quickly.

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McIlroy has bulked up a ton in last few years. Are we suggesting he's taking the PED route as well?


Sure, why would he be any different than Tiger?

Or David Duvall, for that matter. He was getting jacked at the same time Tye Woo was.
Posted by COTiger
Colorado
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:55 am to
Or being on the course and not finishing.
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
64927 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:56 am to
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His transformation was nowhere near Bonds.

McIlroy has bulked up a ton in last few years. Are we suggesting he's taking the PED route as well?








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