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Posted on 8/13/25 at 3:58 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7712 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 3:58 pm
Yesterday evening, the ground shook across the Greatest Nation on God’s Green Earth the United States of America. An earthquake felt from the Bronx all the way to Hawaii. This kind of power could only come from the Liberty Bell being rung with a resounding DONG. It was indeed as it always has been. Captain America THE JUDGE jacked what could be the most important dong of the season, cranking it an ASTOUNDING 425 feet! WOW!!! The Punisher continues be THE JUDGE, jury, and executioner of the AL Central. BIG G joined the fun as well, going 4 for 5 with a BIG DONG traveling 445 feet to dead center and a triple away from the cycle. True Yankee Carlos Rodon had a day after working his way out of the first inning, throwing 7 innings of 1 hit ball, and retiring every single batter from the 2nd inning on. Rodon had that DAWG in him! The New York Yankees turn to Cam Schlittler eyeing the sweep, while the Minnesota Twinkies counter with Anthony Volpe’s child Joe Ryan. Captain America looks to continue his PRISTINE MVP season, and star spangled DONGS are in the forecast! ALL RISE!!! First pitch at 6:05!
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5709 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 4:05 pm to
DONG binge continues tonight as we expect a majestic DONG from the Punisher. We could get #40 tonight; if it wasn’t for DONGer Stadium not being up to code, the Captain would have FOUR straight seasons of 40 Dongs. When the Liberty Bell is rung, the DONG will be felt from Sea to shining sea. Twins are garbage, and I fully expect a sweep. Captain America is getting healthier and it’s not good for haters.

The DONG Splangled Banner!
This post was edited on 8/13/25 at 4:06 pm
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55022 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 4:20 pm to
Twins fans must be pissed Pohlad gonna keep team
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
68053 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 4:52 pm to
Fire Cashman
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5890 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 5:28 pm to
frick all this.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5890 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 5:28 pm to
frick all this.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7712 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 5:43 pm to
Sick double post. RA’d
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7712 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5709 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 6:32 pm to
Screw you.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7712 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 7:44 pm to
Tarp is off! First pitch set for 7:55.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5709 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 7:45 pm to
DONG is scheduled at 9:09!
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7712 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 7:57 pm to
Play ball!
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12349 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:22 pm to
Judge cranks a massive foul tip dong for a strikeout
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7712 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:39 pm to
Belli DONG!!! 1-0 Yankees!
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5709 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:45 pm to
So close, but 1-0 as Belli continues the DONG March towards Greatness


March of DONGS! I like!
This post was edited on 8/13/25 at 8:46 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7712 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:55 pm to
The DONG PARADE is one like no other, but the leader and conductor is The Punisher!
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
39619 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 9:55 pm to
Yankees lead by judge suck dongs..
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7712 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 10:11 pm to
Third grade grammar should be a requirement to post here.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5709 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 10:19 pm to
Tiger, you likey some DONG?
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5709 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 10:43 pm to
Fire Boone
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