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Yankees (Schlittler) vs. Twinkies (Ryan) 6:05 Prime Video
Posted on 8/13/25 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 8/13/25 at 3:58 pm
Yesterday evening, the ground shook across the Greatest Nation on God’s Green Earth the United States of America. An earthquake felt from the Bronx all the way to Hawaii. This kind of power could only come from the Liberty Bell being rung with a resounding DONG. It was indeed as it always has been. Captain America THE JUDGE jacked what could be the most important dong of the season, cranking it an ASTOUNDING 425 feet! WOW!!! The Punisher continues be THE JUDGE, jury, and executioner of the AL Central. BIG G joined the fun as well, going 4 for 5 with a BIG DONG traveling 445 feet to dead center and a triple away from the cycle. True Yankee Carlos Rodon had a day after working his way out of the first inning, throwing 7 innings of 1 hit ball, and retiring every single batter from the 2nd inning on. Rodon had that DAWG in him! The New York Yankees turn to Cam Schlittler eyeing the sweep, while the Minnesota Twinkies counter with Anthony Volpe’s child Joe Ryan. Captain America looks to continue his PRISTINE MVP season, and star spangled DONGS are in the forecast! ALL RISE!!! First pitch at 6:05!
Posted on 8/13/25 at 4:05 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
DONG binge continues tonight as we expect a majestic DONG from the Punisher. We could get #40 tonight; if it wasn’t for DONGer Stadium not being up to code, the Captain would have FOUR straight seasons of 40 Dongs. When the Liberty Bell is rung, the DONG will be felt from Sea to shining sea. Twins are garbage, and I fully expect a sweep. Captain America is getting healthier and it’s not good for haters.
The DONG Splangled Banner!
The DONG Splangled Banner!
This post was edited on 8/13/25 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 8/13/25 at 4:20 pm to littleavery1948
Twins fans must be pissed Pohlad gonna keep team
Posted on 8/13/25 at 6:10 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Now available at the team store!!!
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If tweet fails to load, click here.Posted on 8/13/25 at 7:44 pm to littleavery1948
Tarp is off! First pitch set for 7:55.
Posted on 8/13/25 at 7:45 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
DONG is scheduled at 9:09!
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:22 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Judge cranks a massive foul tip dong for a strikeout
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:39 pm to CobraCommander83
Belli DONG!!! 1-0 Yankees!
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:45 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
So close, but 1-0 as Belli continues the DONG March towards Greatness
March of DONGS! I like!
March of DONGS! I like!
This post was edited on 8/13/25 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:55 pm to littleavery1948
The DONG PARADE is one like no other, but the leader and conductor is The Punisher!
Posted on 8/13/25 at 9:55 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Yankees lead by judge suck dongs..
Posted on 8/13/25 at 10:11 pm to TigerBait2008
Third grade grammar should be a requirement to post here.
Posted on 8/13/25 at 10:19 pm to TigerBait2008
Tiger, you likey some DONG?
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