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re: Favorite "The Office" quotes
Posted on 11/4/09 at 1:53 pm to DestrehanTiger
Posted on 11/4/09 at 1:53 pm to DestrehanTiger
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Creed: [talking about Dwight pepper spraying Roy] I remember it was very late at night, like 11, 11.30. Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what; I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute grabs a can of hair spray and a lighter...
i dont even remember that
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:00 pm to Maximus
Andy: I'll be the Number Two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:00 pm to Maximus
Dwight's perfect crime.
This is definitely one of my favorite Office moments, courtesy of the Nard Dog: LINK
This is definitely one of my favorite Office moments, courtesy of the Nard Dog: LINK
This post was edited on 11/4/09 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:06 pm to CocomoLSU
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:12 pm to Maximus
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:14 pm to CocomoLSU
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:30 pm to Antonio Moss
When they went to the buyout meeting last season and Michael said "my my, how turn tables...."
and of course, the phone prank
and of course, the phone prank
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:30 pm to Antonio Moss
Also love this one, and try to say it as often as possible: What's up, ma'nerds.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:52 pm to CocomoLSU
The Nard Dog
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I really Schruted it.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
They say you should never mix business with pleasure- really? Well then explain to me how a putt putt golf company operates.
I'm always thinking one step ahead like... a carpenter, who makes stairs...
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:56 pm to LSUftown22
quote:
I really Schruted it.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:00 pm to CocomoLSU
Dwight
quote:
Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
This post was edited on 11/4/09 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:05 pm to purplepylon
"When I was in college, I used to get a-wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party...polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do a some body shots off myself...pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class...probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. Was totally awesome, got straight B's. They called me Buzz." -Andy Bernard
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:08 pm to J Murdah
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Andy Bernard: [To Michael] I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick nap at my place, then we hit the tizzown.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:10 pm to PBnJ
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Jim: I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but, before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery, so, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. [reading fax] "Dwight, at 8 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight."
Flash to Dwight knocking the coffee out of Stanleys hand
This
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:26 pm to PortCityTiger24
The president of the company that I work for's name is michael Scott. Also I went to highschool with a guy names Michael Scott. Pretty common name but hilarious every time I see it on a company memo.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:32 pm to DrKennethNoisewater
Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's...pretty shocking.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:34 pm to purpleNgoldsaint
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Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's...pretty shocking.
yeah i laughed my arse off when they showed creed typing up shite on his "blog"
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:34 pm to purplepylon
anything from Creed. He is my favorite by far.
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