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re: Let’s Overanalyze Jurassic Park and it’s Sequels
Posted on 1/4/21 at 9:43 pm to ohiovol
Posted on 1/4/21 at 9:43 pm to ohiovol
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Fair, but that still doesn’t justify its ninja like abilities to sneak up on them.
If I were Spielberg I would justify it by saying that everyone was so caught up with trying to escape the raptors that the rumble from the T-Rex wouldn't be nearly as noticeable.
Sort of like how a football player might not see a tackler coming in from his side if he's focused on the ball flying through the air.
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Posted on 1/4/21 at 9:43 pm to ohiovol
The real question is what killed the boat’s crew in The Lost World. Originally, the crew were slaughtered by velociraptors. But Spielberg cut this out and left it as is. (The Lost World was just a paycheck for Spielberg, so he really didn’t care that there were obvious errors.)
Posted on 1/4/21 at 9:45 pm to UndercoverBryologist
No idea why he cut the boat bit while keeping the stupid arse T-rex kill in front of the Blockbuster. Oh wait, yes I do. The studio wanted those sweet sweet advertising dollars. 
Posted on 1/4/21 at 9:46 pm to UndercoverBryologist
That one has no good explanation. Just a complete frick up in editing.
Back to Jurassic Park...
Would Muldoon have been better off taking the HK out the weapon locker instead of the SPAS 12?
Back to Jurassic Park...
Would Muldoon have been better off taking the HK out the weapon locker instead of the SPAS 12?
This post was edited on 1/4/21 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 1/4/21 at 9:51 pm to Sun God
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Would Muldoon have been better off taking the HK out the weapon locker instead of the SPAS 12?
He would have been better off being Muldoon from the book. Muldoon and Gennaro are bad asses in the book and both survive. Book Muldoon also has rocket launchers.
This post was edited on 1/4/21 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 1/4/21 at 9:53 pm to Dr RC
And Muldoon is hammered on whiskey
Posted on 1/4/21 at 9:55 pm to Dr RC
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Book Malcolm has a rocket launcher.
Reckon the book was the primary inspiration for the toyline?
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:05 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Zero % chance the electric fence doesn’t kill the frick out of Timmy
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:08 pm to DBG
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Timmy
His name is SLEDGEHAMMER, and you will put some respect on that name.
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:11 pm to OMLandshark
Why the frick would the door locks to the critically important control room be linked to the power? And even if so, why wouldn’t you have old fashioned dead bolts as backup?
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:13 pm to Frac the world
Yall are gonna lose your minds trying to overanalyze the Jurassic World movies 
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:13 pm to DBG
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Zero % chance the electric fence doesn’t kill the frick out of Timmy
Electricity for killing people is a bit overrated. If you’re struck by lightning, you have a 97% chance of surviving. You usually have to be zapped for a bit to be killed by it.
The fall would have for sure fricked him up.
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:18 pm to OMLandshark
Chances of food poisoning for Lex and Tim from eating a buffet of desserts sitting out all night?
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:24 pm to OMLandshark
He was getting the vials out. He wasn't fleeing. He planned to go right back. He planned to keep the job.
The lock was stupid to have his face but that was his station lock.
The lock was stupid to have his face but that was his station lock.
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:31 pm to Napoleon
Since this thread includes sequels...
In Jurassic World, is the decision to go after Indominus Rex with electric shock sticks made for Compys the stupidest decision in the entire series?
In Jurassic World, is the decision to go after Indominus Rex with electric shock sticks made for Compys the stupidest decision in the entire series?
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:38 pm to Frac the world
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In Jurassic World, is the decision to go after Indominus Rex with electric shock sticks made for Compys the stupidest decision in the entire series?
Nah, it’s Grant’s assistant in Jurassic Park 3 stealing the Raptor eggs where he said he did it with “the best intentions”, and Grant takes him seriously on that. No, he did it to get rich like an a-hole. That’s the dumbest moment in the Jurassic Park franchise.
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:38 pm to Frac the world
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In Jurassic World, is the decision to go after Indominus Rex with electric shock sticks made for Compys the stupidest decision in the entire series?
They couldn't harm the "asset" brah.
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:50 pm to OMLandshark
Having a pack of raptors surround them about to attack, then just leave in peace and run off when they gave back the eggs is by far the dumbest thing in the JP series
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:52 pm to Sun God
Yeah, I used to think that scene was dumb but I’ve accepted the fan cannon that there’s a feeding platform in the middle of the exhibit and cliffs on either side.
Posted on 1/4/21 at 10:53 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Ludlow, John Hammond’s nephew from The Lost World, is Cowboy from Full Metal Jacket.
I was astounded to learn he was from Missouri and not actually British.
I was astounded to learn he was from Missouri and not actually British.
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