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Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by RonBurgundy
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Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:33 pm to
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I thought the guy who played Captain before the serum was great


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Ha! I guess he just seemed to have more personality before the change.




or maybe you get distracted looking at his body...


ETA: Message boards don't like Chris Evans, but he nails Cap-as an avid reader of Cap, he is Captain America. As far as bland, yeah Cap doesn't get the one liners that Stark,Peter Parker or Wolverine get, but he is the voice of the MCU.

Evans when he was Human Torch gave a great one liner in the terrible FF1:
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Johnny Storm:What if we got these powers for a reason? What if it's like some higher calling? Reed Richards: A higher calling? Like getting girls and making money? Johnny Storm: Is there any higher?
This post was edited on 5/6/12 at 3:38 pm
Posted by The Finch
The Finch's Nest
Member since Apr 2012
771 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:34 pm to
It was my first imax and imax 3D movie. OMG, my dick was hard the entire time. Never had so much fun at a movie theater. Scarlett Johansson's arse in 3D...
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
471095 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:35 pm to
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He was angry at Back Widow from the get-go. She not only pulled a gun on him, but she lied to him about being alone, and basically gave him no choice but to go with her or turn into hulk and kill her and the team she brought with her.

when did the hulk become a chick in a relationship? only those creatures harbor that kind of long term resentment

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Thor he fought because he was already Hulk and Thor hit him.

why didn't hulk just go "whoa son chill out i'm just angry at scarlet johansen" prior to thor hitting him?

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Notice in the last battle, none of the team dared hit him.

did any of the team hit each other?

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He was only being attacked by the invaders.

was he being attacked at the point of transforming from banner into hulk?
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:45 pm to
You have made up your mind to be contrary regarding this movie. It's getting the attention that you need. But you are hating on this movie because you have made up your mind to be different. Grats bro, your taste in movies is far more advanced that us simpletons.
Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:48 pm to
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I thought the guy who played Captain before the serum was great. Too bad they couldn't just CGI him a body.


You do realize that that was the exact same actor right and that his CA body was his real one and the puny weakling body was the cgi one right?

CA isn't suppose to be the jokester. He comes from a different era and is still getting use to the present day. However, he's the only one with combat experience down on a battefield and gained it during the biggest war in human history.

I'm still amazed at the number of well-paced great one liners in this movie:

"I'm listening.."
"Hulk... Smash"
"So that's what it does..."
"Puny God"
"If it's all the same to you, I'll take that drink now."
"Anyone ever tried schwarma? I've never tried it, I've always wanted to try it. There's a place two blocks from here with it."
"Yeah you just fell out of the sky and landed there... BUTT NEKKID"
"Son... you've got a disease."
Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:53 pm to
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He was angry at Back Widow from the get-go. She not only pulled a gun on him, but she lied to him about being alone, and basically gave him no choice but to go with her or turn into hulk and kill her and the team she brought with her.


when did the hulk become a chick in a relationship? only those creatures harbor that kind of long term resentment



He didn't attack her because she promised they just wanted him for his gamma radiation knowledge, not his Hulkness. That's why he didn't go Hulk on her during their first meaning. Plus she was hot.

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why didn't hulk just go "whoa son chill out i'm just angry at scarlet johansen" prior to thor hitting him?


Now you're just a stupid arse troll.

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was he being attacked at the point of transforming from banner into hulk?


Loki bringing the army into this world and stealing the Tessaract is what drove S.H.I.E.L.D. to bring him in on the matter in the first place out of where he seemed to be at peace, so yes I'm sure he had a little reason to be angry. Besides, if you had a chance to blow off steam while saving the most popular city on Earth, you'd probably take it too.

For someone who is so smart, you are really fricking dumb.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
471095 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:54 pm to
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You have made up your mind to be contrary regarding this movie.

by saying it was a good and enjoyable movie?

SO CONTRARY!

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It's getting the attention that you need.



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But you are hating on this movie

so much hate in me saying it was fun, enjoyable, and good. SO MUCH!

Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35580 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:54 pm to
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"Son... you've got a disease."




Actually, it was "Well then son, you got a condition."
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:55 pm to
Then why try to point out any possible plot holes in the movie???? Even when they do not exist....
This post was edited on 5/6/12 at 3:56 pm
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41222 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:55 pm to
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so much hate in me saying it was fun, enjoyable, and good. SO MUCH!


If you want a fight just say Arrested Development was decent but not close to the best comedy ever.

Or.... The Wire is overrated.

That will get some attention.
Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:56 pm to
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You have made up your mind to be contrary regarding this movie. It's getting the attention that you need. But you are hating on this movie because you have made up your mind to be different. Grats bro, your taste in movies is far more advanced that us simpletons


He's the kind of guy that if a movie doesn't get nominated for at least 3 Oscars and has at least one combat or one explosion in it, it's beneath him and only a bunch of rabid baboons would seriously enjoy such filth.

He's a high-browed self-praising egotistical cuntbasket full of internet intellectualism that believes that the common man is nothing more than fodder to amuse his advanced being.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
471095 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:56 pm to
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However, he's the only one with combat experience down on a battefield and gained it during the biggest war in human history.

well in this universe he didn't exactly have a bunch of "battlefield" experience

he also wasn't in command

thor has more "battlefield" experience than captain america, and iron man has more experience fighting super villains

Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
471095 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 3:59 pm to
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Then why try to point out any possible plot holes in the movie????

because people are saying it's AMAZING

if you hype it with that kind of praise, the movie has to back that arse up
Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 4:02 pm to
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well in this universe he didn't exactly have a bunch of "battlefield" experience


True, but he had more than anyone else in the crew.

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he also wasn't in command


Naw he was just giving orders and people were following because he asked nicely. Idiot.

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thor has more "battlefield" experience than captain america


No he doesn't. He had some small combat experience, but not much.

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iron man has more experience fighting super villains


His experience consisted of fighting two people who tried to bootleg his suit. Don't try to pump it up and make up your own facts because like always, you are wrong.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
471095 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 4:02 pm to
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He didn't attack her because she promised they just wanted him for his gamma radiation knowledge, not his Hulkness.

why didn't he hulk up when they were teasing us with it during the argument (when this was revealed)?

why did he wait to hulk up until they were attacked and he got angry (from the attack)?

why was he mad at BW when the attack is what triggered the hulk? why wasn't he out looking for who attacked him?

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Now you're just a stupid arse troll.

i'm sorry that funny comments aren't allowed when discussing your favorite non-serious movie

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Plus she was hot.

oh. look at that

you're a troll, too, i suppose



Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 4:02 pm to
So you are here to preach the gospel: avengers is good but its not amazing.

Thank you for your service, you are a saint.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35580 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 4:03 pm to
Good lord, Y'all lay off SFP. He didn't say anything bad about the movie. he just said he thought the hype was a little too much.

I'll admit that I had no desire to see this movie, because the hype was so big for it, that it could only be a let down. I was wrong and am glad I was, but I can understand where he is coming from.

The only argument he got in on here was about Hulk's reasoning. He doesn't understand it. That's fine. I can see where he'd be confused on that, especially if he's never really read the Hulk comics.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
471095 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 4:04 pm to
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He's the kind of guy that if a movie doesn't get nominated for at least 3 Oscars and has at least one combat or one explosion in it, it's beneath him

you obviously don't follow my comments/opinions on movies

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He's a high-browed self-praising egotistical cuntbasket full of internet intellectualism that believes that the common man is nothing more than fodder to amuse his advanced being.

just because i realized long ago that you're ilk was beneath me doesn't mean that i find you to be fodder, 'cock

i've always viewed my role on this earth as the great communicator for your kind. all i'm trying to do is make you a better human
This post was edited on 5/6/12 at 4:05 pm
Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 4:05 pm to
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Then why try to point out any possible plot holes in the movie????


because people are saying it's AMAZING

if you hype it with that kind of praise, the movie has to back that arse up


Every damn movie has plotholes. Every single one. Hell Citizen Kane - widely considered to be the greatest film of all-time - starts out with the biggest plothole and film history.

Besides, most of the shite you are bitching about is because you were too wrapped up and your preconceived notion of the film to use any sort of critical thinking and understanding of the film. This is clear when you said that Hulk should have told Thor to leave him alone and he just had beef with BW. Do you really not understand why Thor wouldn't just let him rip her apart and destroy the ship in the process? Really? You are the stupidest son of a bitch on this website and what's worse is you pretend that you are the smartest.
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6706 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 4:06 pm to
Avengers wasn't an AMAZING movie, it was a really badass summer action flick. The weak dialouge and plot didn't allow it to reach out of the comic book genre; and that's ok because Avengers was true to its source material.
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