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re: Random Office quote
Posted on 6/27/13 at 1:22 am to WestCoastAg
Posted on 6/27/13 at 1:22 am to WestCoastAg
dwight: i think the computerization of medical records is one of the greatest things of modern america. as volunteer sheriff, i can look up anyones medical records...yeast infections, there are a HUGE number of yeast infections in this county. probably....because we are downriver...from that old bread factory
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Posted on 6/27/13 at 1:51 am to LSULyle00690
Michael: Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one.
Michael: 'Little Kid Lover'. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at
Michael: 'Little Kid Lover'. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at
Posted on 6/27/13 at 8:44 am to chrisksaint
I hate disappointed someone, and I really hate disappointed everyone
.. but I love Burlington Coat Factory
Just watched half of creeds song ending and had to stop. made me sad
.. but I love Burlington Coat Factory
Just watched half of creeds song ending and had to stop. made me sad
This post was edited on 6/27/13 at 8:50 am
Posted on 6/27/13 at 9:50 am to wish i was tebow
He's always up in my bidness... which is ebonics for "being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me."
Posted on 6/27/13 at 9:53 am to dawgdayafternoon
Yeah so I didnt go to business school. you know who else didnt go to business school? Lebron James Tracey McGrady Kobe Bryant
I also love when hes giving the speech to business school class and says something like all business is done on paper. write that down and they all type it on their laptops
I also love when hes giving the speech to business school class and says something like all business is done on paper. write that down and they all type it on their laptops
Posted on 6/27/13 at 9:56 am to wish i was tebow
I like in the Prison Mike episode where he yells out Biotch at Angela and Dwight and everyone is like "whoa whoa whoa"
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:00 am to LasVegasTiger
Stanley, if you don't like it, you can go sit in the back of the bus.
Excuse me?
Or the front of the bus, or... Drive the bus.
Excuse me?
Or the front of the bus, or... Drive the bus.
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:03 am to FT
beach games has some great lines too
Ben Franklin episode is gold!
I dont care what Jim says that is not the real Ben Franklin. Im 99% sure
DS: Knock knock
MS: whos there
DS: WE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!
JH: ding dong
MS: dwight get the door
DS: No
JH: Ding dong
JH:THE KGB VILL WAIT FOR NO ONE!!!
DS: Its true
This post was edited on 6/27/13 at 10:06 am
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:04 am to wish i was tebow
Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office, he love the work. He is, however, an idiot.
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:05 am to FT
I am also considering Stanley, for... All of the good... That black people have done for America.
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:06 am to FT
Monkey see monkey do... Monkey poop all over you
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:08 am to wish i was tebow
I do know if its as much a line or the whole scene but when Dwight and Michael are in the corporate office bc dwight cut the face off the CPR dummy. the whole scene is just pure gold
If you really love the office go watch the bloopers. they are so funny and it makes you wonder how they ever got through so many of the scenes
If you really love the office go watch the bloopers. they are so funny and it makes you wonder how they ever got through so many of the scenes
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:10 am to wish i was tebow
I posted every blooper real from the first 8 seasons earlier in the thread. Check it out, bro. 
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:12 am to FT
Oh, my God... I have never seen that look in a man's eyes. I thought I might die... On beach day.
(After Stanley attacked him in the sumo suit).
(After Stanley attacked him in the sumo suit).
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:13 am to FT
oh ive watched them many times hahah
if these people only knew what they paid me for
if these people only knew what they paid me for
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:13 am to FT
Also not a quote, but... The entire sequence of Andy falling in the water and floating away kills me.
"IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, ANGELA. LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT."
"IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, ANGELA. LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT."
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:15 am to FT
thats always the first thing that pops into my head
I cant think of the exact line but when he makes his apology video for the water mark its great
I cant think of the exact line but when he makes his apology video for the water mark its great
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:16 am to FT
Michael: What does a great manager need most of all? Courage.
Stanley: How so? I mean, sure thing. That sounds smart I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna go sit in the bus.
Stanley: How so? I mean, sure thing. That sounds smart I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna go sit in the bus.
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:21 am to FT
My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And always have. And always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been...ever. For any reason, whatsoever
how are you gonna say radon is silent but deadly and not expect me to make farting noises!?
how are you gonna say radon is silent but deadly and not expect me to make farting noises!?
This post was edited on 6/27/13 at 10:23 am
Posted on 6/27/13 at 10:24 am to wish i was tebow
Well, Michael, thanks for coming in... Yeah. Finish up.
(Michael continues eating pasta)
Michael: I wish I'd prepared something to say.
David: That's fine, it's --
Michael: May God guide you on your quest.
David: ...yes.
(Michael continues eating pasta)
Michael: I wish I'd prepared something to say.
David: That's fine, it's --
Michael: May God guide you on your quest.
David: ...yes.
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