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Posted on 12/2/09 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 9:28 pm to
"anybody that has studied the martial arts as long as i have..."

haha
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

His band played at a Mardi Gras ball I went to and they were terrible.


this does not surprise

ETA- it seems he is trying to hard to be cool, which i find fricking hilarious
Posted by Kirk Herbstreit
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 9:43 pm to
It looked like he was hiding in the suv when the boys started walking down the street.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

It looked like he was hiding in the suv when the boys started walking down the street.


he loves that damn taser too

i loled when he tased the dude in the cop car
Posted by ipodking
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 9:50 pm to
I'd like this show better if it was just about Jefferson parish cops without Steven segal.
This post was edited on 12/2/09 at 9:52 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 9:55 pm to
I'd shite myself if he tried to arrest me.
Posted by Will Munny
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 9:58 pm to
Which job is more dangerous, cameraman on those Deadliest Catch boats or cameraman running around Marrero with Steven Seagal.
Posted by ATLwreck
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 9:58 pm to
this shite is hilarious
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Which job is more dangerous, cameraman on those Deadliest Catch boats or cameraman running around Marrero with Steven Seagal.


well on one your fighting the elements.. the other your going up against sketchy chracters everyday

i would be on the boat..

check out the lawman's band.. check out the crowd reaction

LINK
Posted by 02TigerAlum
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Nov 2006
997 posts
Posted on 12/2/09 at 10:07 pm to
This was comedy gold.

Lawman drinking game: Drink Seagal says "zen" or "martial arts?" You may die.

Any else notice that Seagal does is profile people?
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 10:12 pm to
I get the feeling that Seagal was nowhere around New Orleans during Katrina, when they really needed cops!
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

this shite is hilarious
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 12/2/09 at 10:25 pm to
lawman drinking game sounds bad arse


quote:

Any else notice that Seagal does is profile people?


yeah he does.. with zen like ability
Posted by liuyaming
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2008
3413 posts
Posted on 12/2/09 at 11:35 pm to
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I get the feeling that Seagal was nowhere around New Orleans during Katrina, when they really needed cops!


I remember watching Conan one night and Anderson Cooper was talking about being in NO after Katrina.

Here's the quote I found on a blog that took it from Stuff magazine:

quote:

In the book, you mention all the celebrities who showed up in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. Does any one encounter stand out as the most bizarre?

Steven Seagal. A cop car pulls up, and I'm thinking, Weird, that guy looks like Steven Seagal. Then I realize that it is Steven Seagal. And it's not just Steven Seagal; it's Steven Seagal in uniform out on patrol with the Jefferson Parish SWAT team. I was oddly transfixed, so I went up to him. He was like, "Yeah, I'm just out here doing my thing. I don't want to make a big deal out of it." The next day I saw him on MSNBC with Rita Cosby. I'm like, Oh, OK. Real D.L. Then when he leaves, he makes eye contact and does a little Buddhist bow—that little sensei thing. [Laughs] It's hard to beat that one.


LINK

Anyway, the show was decent. I'll DVR it and watch it when I'm bored. Nothing I'm going to make sure to watch when it airs.
Posted by Penn
Jax Beach
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 8:54 am to
the guy at the end of show, that segal was showing gun stuff with, is a good friend of mines brother, this show must have been filmed at least a year ago
Posted by drewbilous
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
2823 posts
Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:03 am to
The "effect" they use when Segal is zoning in on people is fricking hilarious to me for some reason
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:23 am to
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the guy at the end of show, that segal was showing gun stuff with, is a good friend of mines brother




you talking about the fatass Captain who can't shoot and barely passed his firearms test?
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:29 am to
I caught the last ten minutes or so. Long enough for Segal to inform me that anybody but cops having guns is a bad thing. I'm sure glad fat ex-movie stars are riding around in Explorers harassing regular dudes in their front yards so that I don't have to worry about providing for my own safety.

"I think those guys were drinking", so let's go dig through all their pockets, search their car, and generally give them shite and lecture them for 10 minutes. What an idiot.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:33 am to
he's a pretty good shot...
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77203 posts
Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:09 am to
Would be a much better show if Harry Lee was still around in a supporting role. That guy was money at press conferences so I can only imagine what he would have been like behind the scenes.
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