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re: The Human Centipede
Posted on 4/28/10 at 9:02 pm to PiscesTiger
Posted on 4/28/10 at 9:02 pm to PiscesTiger
Going put the twins in bed now. Already told the wife I'm watching it. She said have fun. 
be starting in about 5 also.
be starting in about 5 also.
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Posted on 4/28/10 at 9:53 pm to Lacour
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Lacour
Fantastic work
Posted on 4/28/10 at 10:05 pm to PiscesTiger
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HD Movies on Demand...
IFC On Demand....
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$6.99
I'll just wait for your report. It might be worth it if that oen chick shows boobies.
This post was edited on 4/28/10 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 4/28/10 at 10:53 pm to PiscesTiger
First 45 minutes - sheer terror
Last 45 - Which actor can be the dumbest
Wasn't as gruesome as I anticipated, but still NO picnic, either. The hot chick reminds me of Jamie Lynn Sigler. Yes, you get a shot of her boobs.
Last 45 - Which actor can be the dumbest
Wasn't as gruesome as I anticipated, but still NO picnic, either. The hot chick reminds me of Jamie Lynn Sigler. Yes, you get a shot of her boobs.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 10:59 pm to PiscesTiger
I think we've got a slightly different view on this movie.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:01 pm to BROffshoreTigerFan
Ok. Give us the skinny.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:01 pm to PiscesTiger
Angler Where art thou?
Honestly, I would NOT recommend watching with a sig other/wife. Thankfully, mine will never get to fathom this fricked up side of me (yeah right...she just called and told me she couldn't believe I was in middle of watching...she won't even watch trailer).
Honestly, I would NOT recommend watching with a sig other/wife. Thankfully, mine will never get to fathom this fricked up side of me (yeah right...she just called and told me she couldn't believe I was in middle of watching...she won't even watch trailer).
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:04 pm to PiscesTiger
There are so many stupid moments in the film. So many chances to get away...
The sick part is living within the characters and watching them have to watch the procedure lecture.
The doctor is twisted as frick...makes Buffalo Bill seem like Johnny from the Karate Kid.
The movie is rather predictable. It's not a classic by any means.
The music went well with the film.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:04 pm to Lacour
Might be long, sort of a running commentary as I view. I’ll try to edit it down if it’s too long.
It starts out pretty fricking cliche. Two American girls touring through Germany on the way to Italy. Have plans to go to a night club and get lost on the way there. Left front tire blows out on a creepy road through the forest. Creepy German guy stops to help and ends up creeping them out by, well, being creepy. He drives off, and they decide the best plan is to wander off into the woods to find help. They get into an argument, and then see a house off in the middle of the woods, and decide to check it out.
Oh yeah, it starts raining as they’re running to the house in the middle of nowhere.
It’s not as gory as you’d think. They only show the beginning phases of the surgery; tooth extractions from one of the chicks, cutting of the buttocks, some other incisions. But as far as him connecting them together, it’s not shown. They show the first incisions, then fade out to him sitting on a headstone, then pan back to the experiment, and they are shown with 1 and 2 together, under a cover. Fade out to him laying on the bed, pan back, all 3 are together, but still under a cover. Next time you see them, it’s after the surgeries are complete; they are shown together, but it’s all covered in bandages.
There’s no “eating” of fecal matter. They’re connected, so of course, when #1 shits, #2 has to eat it. But you don’t see it. They just, well, act it out.
I liked the ending. It was different and unexpected.
In my opinion, it failed. In theory, it’s a gruesome movie that pushes the limits of decency. What I saw, compared to other movies I’ve seen, didn’t do much but add a slightly different twist to a horror movie concept that's been used at least 15 times in the past 2 years, and make you imagine the gross parts you expected to see.
It starts out pretty fricking cliche. Two American girls touring through Germany on the way to Italy. Have plans to go to a night club and get lost on the way there. Left front tire blows out on a creepy road through the forest. Creepy German guy stops to help and ends up creeping them out by, well, being creepy. He drives off, and they decide the best plan is to wander off into the woods to find help. They get into an argument, and then see a house off in the middle of the woods, and decide to check it out.
Oh yeah, it starts raining as they’re running to the house in the middle of nowhere.
It’s not as gory as you’d think. They only show the beginning phases of the surgery; tooth extractions from one of the chicks, cutting of the buttocks, some other incisions. But as far as him connecting them together, it’s not shown. They show the first incisions, then fade out to him sitting on a headstone, then pan back to the experiment, and they are shown with 1 and 2 together, under a cover. Fade out to him laying on the bed, pan back, all 3 are together, but still under a cover. Next time you see them, it’s after the surgeries are complete; they are shown together, but it’s all covered in bandages.
There’s no “eating” of fecal matter. They’re connected, so of course, when #1 shits, #2 has to eat it. But you don’t see it. They just, well, act it out.
I liked the ending. It was different and unexpected.
In my opinion, it failed. In theory, it’s a gruesome movie that pushes the limits of decency. What I saw, compared to other movies I’ve seen, didn’t do much but add a slightly different twist to a horror movie concept that's been used at least 15 times in the past 2 years, and make you imagine the gross parts you expected to see.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:07 pm to BROffshoreTigerFan
So, was it better than Avatar?
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:08 pm to PiscesTiger
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There are so many stupid moments in the film. So many chances to get away
I'll definitely agree with that. The doc is mccreepy as frick. I like the analogy that you used with Buffalo Bill and Johnny from the Karate Kid. I'll second that.
Music did go well.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:08 pm to BROffshoreTigerFan
Great recap...I just don't feel like typing all that.
Yeah, right about the fecal matter part...not that bad. and the fade ins and outs during the actual surgery took a lot away.
Yeah, right about the fecal matter part...not that bad. and the fade ins and outs during the actual surgery took a lot away.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:08 pm to Lacour
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So, was it better than Avatar?
I wouldn't know. I haven't seen it. I don't know how much interest I have in seeing it.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:09 pm to Lacour
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So, was it better than Avatar?
Jesus on ecstasy isn't better than Avatar!
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:10 pm to PiscesTiger
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Great recap...I just don't feel like typing all that.
I have an older brother that was in the writing portion of movies and plays, and another brother who in is production. To critique movies is just something that's normal for us. We're a strange bunch.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:10 pm to PiscesTiger
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Jesus on ecstasy isn't better than Avatar!
With that kind of quote, I might change my thinking on seeing Avatar.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:11 pm to BROffshoreTigerFan
Oh no...I haven't seen it, either...and won't.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:11 pm to BROffshoreTigerFan
to both of you for taking it on the chin to see this for the rest of us. No pun intended.
Posted on 4/28/10 at 11:12 pm to Cdawg
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$6.99
I'll just wait for your report. It might be worth it if that oen chick shows boobies.
Her tits were nice, but the only time you see them is when her face is planted in that chinese dudes arse.
IMO, not worth the $7
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