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re: 8 point checklist for a bro country song.

Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:37 am to
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:37 am to
Yeh....pickup trucks. Sorry, thought that one was a given.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10233 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:43 am to
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Today's country is a disgrace.



Im proud to say I havent listened to country music in over a decade because of this shite. I cant name a single popular country singer or group right now if I tried. I hear this shite played on other people's phones,cars etc and I dont understand how these people get famous. I doubt there is one band or singer today that can write their own music. Its sad.
Posted by Badmamajama
Houston
Member since Dec 2016
86 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 2:17 am to
9. Regret
Posted by SOLA
There
Member since Mar 2014
3729 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:53 am to
Long legs/bare feet
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
11075 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 6:00 am to
You missed: Ball cap
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27139 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 6:04 am to
Dixie cup
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16218 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 6:19 am to
Swimming hole
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69824 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 6:35 am to
10. College or high school (to recall their older days)
11. Mention of their mom or old man
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 6:46 am to
It's easy to hate on mainstream country; but let's be honest, most mainstream music is like this.

Rap is the worst. The majority of "lyrics" are moronic, and, worst of all, the "artists" possess no vocal talent.

I find rap concerts to be the absolute worst. Without a studio to alter the sound, it's just one or more tatted up ex-cons on stage yelling vulgarities.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30102 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:24 am to
Absent from the list is god. Country singers are relgious.
Posted by AUveritas
Member since Aug 2013
3610 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:29 am to
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Of course, y'all's edgy checklists have eliminated almost every classic country song, too.


He Stopped Loving Her Today? Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain? Ring of Fire? I'm So Lonsome I Could Cry? Ring of Fire? I Fall to Pieces? Nope: not even remotely true.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:35 am to
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Love throwing in some Florida Georgia Line when I'm camping out by a fire with my SO.


quote:

I'm sure he feels like a lucky guy to be with you.


Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63186 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:47 am to
All sung with a fake/over-accentuated twang in a douchey straw hat, cut-off shirt, and jeans with holes in them.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41937 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:51 am to
When I was a young baw....
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 7:52 am
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
121320 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:57 am to
Most main stream music is meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41937 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 7:58 am to
In my Duramax
She's watchin me
We're goin down to the Applebee's
In my King Ranch
Truck nuts
Watch me get up in them guts
Tight jeans
Good looks
Listenin to Garth Brooks
In my boat
Trollin motor
Anythang to bend you over
Cruisin Nashville doin 35
Gonna pick her up from the junior high
She gets out a 3 and I'll be there
Gonna take her down to the build a bear
In the parkin lot's where I'll be waitin
I pray to god she ain't ovulatin
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 8:21 am
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63186 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:16 am to
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If you don't like it, don't listen to it. Love throwing in some Florida Georgia Line when I'm camping out by a fire with my SO. I don't give a shite what's it's comsidered. It sounds good and sets the mood. Call me simple...I don't really care.


Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:22 am to
Dog
Mamma
Guns
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13467 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:24 am to
This is why Wheeler Walker Jr. is the savior country music needs.

Seriously, if you haven't listened to Wheeler Walker, and you need a good laugh, YouTube his stuff. It's great.
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:34 am to
quote:

If you don't like it, don't listen to it. Love throwing in some Florida Georgia Line when I'm camping out by a fire with my SO. I don't give a shite what's it's comsidered. It sounds good and sets the mood. Call me simple...I don't really care.





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