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TeddyPadillac
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| Registered on: | 12/1/2010 |
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re: The Boys S5
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/17/26 at 11:21 pm to Havoc
People that want to think about how this relates to current politics are silly. I could care less. This season, just 3 episodes in, has been fricking awesome.
Looking forward to Homelander fricking literally everyone over and emerging victorious at the end of this season. Hes a terrible person and I still want him to win. I hope everyone everyone that tries to stop him dies.
The only exception would be Soldier Boy killing him and taking his place as a terrible person and leader of the world.
I still think the actor playing Homelander should win an award. His presence as a god figure around everyone except Soldier Boy is phenomenal.
Looking forward to Homelander fricking literally everyone over and emerging victorious at the end of this season. Hes a terrible person and I still want him to win. I hope everyone everyone that tries to stop him dies.
The only exception would be Soldier Boy killing him and taking his place as a terrible person and leader of the world.
I still think the actor playing Homelander should win an award. His presence as a god figure around everyone except Soldier Boy is phenomenal.
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re: I want AI to take over all traffic light programming and timing
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/17/26 at 3:32 pm to liquid rabbit
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It would also be nice if bolts shot up from the street to prevent people from running red lights 2 seconds after they change.
frick that.
I'll stop running red lights when traffic engineers get their head out of their arse and fix the lights.
There are so many stupid arse light scenarios where you're light turns green and the next light a quarter mile up the road turns red right when you get to it, even if you go the speed limit.
For example, i'm on Airline going north and i'm sitting at the red light by Parkview Baptist. I can be the first car at the light when it turns green and the only way i can get the green light at Siegen is if I gun it and go 70 mph. If i don't do that, the light will turn red right before i get to it.
Make that make sense.
If i'm coming down Lobdell towards Jefferson Hwy, and that light turns red right before i get it, I will literally catch every single red light going down jefferson unil i get to Airline. I'll wait at the red light at Jefferson and when it turns green i'll turn left on Jefferson and then get a red light at goodwood, then a red light at Bocage, then a red light at Essen, then Drusilla, Bluebonnet and the stupid arse light at the circle K before getting to Airline.
But if i run that red light, or, if i turn right onto jefferson and make an immediate u-turn on jefferson to head towards goodwood/essen/bluebonnet, then i will usually catch every single green light.
Same kind of crap happens when you're going down Perkins. Once you catch one red light, you'll catch them all, but you make one illegal move and you'll catch almost all greens.
Just this morning i get off I-10 West at bluebonnet and wait at the light to turn left. It turns green and 4 cars get to go before it turns yellow. The person in front of me, the 5th car ran it and so did I. It was green for like 5 seconds. There's two lanes that are about a quarter mile long and you get 5 seconds? I can be on Pecue coming from highland and the left turn light at Perkins will stay green for 15 seconds while not a single car turns left there. There's a left turning lane big enough to hold like 3 cars, yet they get 15 seconds to turn.
it's stupid shite like this that needs to be fixed.
re: Former Bama DE Luther Davis faces charges of wire fraud & identity theft of NFL players
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/17/26 at 9:45 am to Diseasefreeforall
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The 3 athlete financing companies are the ones really embarrassed here and of course there have been lawsuits filed back and forth among them.
I don’t feel bad for them one bit.
Bunch of morons. Who gives away millions of dollars to a guy faking everything in front of your face, including documents?
re: Angels vs Yanks
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/16/26 at 3:45 pm to littleavery1948
I guess Trout felt like showing the Judge and you goofy Yankee fans what a real MVP looks like this series.
5 dingers in this 4 game series, Yanks afraid to pitch to him this game but he still blasted a homer.
Hell of a performance.
5 dingers in this 4 game series, Yanks afraid to pitch to him this game but he still blasted a homer.
Hell of a performance.
re: Ellie Kemper Kohl’s MILF
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/16/26 at 10:09 am to WhiskeyThrottle
She’s always trying to hide those sweater puppies, but I know they are there.
re: Your 3 funniest movies
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/16/26 at 10:07 am to leeman101
It’s pretty hard to just name 3
The only one i feel like i had to say and would never take out is
Dumb and Dumber
2 and 3 for me will be
Not Another Teen Movie
Blazing Saddles
It’s hard to not put a Will Ferrell movie in there, or Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison
The only one i feel like i had to say and would never take out is
Dumb and Dumber
2 and 3 for me will be
Not Another Teen Movie
Blazing Saddles
It’s hard to not put a Will Ferrell movie in there, or Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison
re: We are officially the most hopeless franchise
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/15/26 at 1:31 pm to saintsfan92612
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At least we can still laugh at the Jazz and Wizards, right?
Well the Jazz traded for an all star this year, and have a top 5 pick this year.
Well the Wizards traded for two all stars this year, and have a top 5 pick this year.
At least they are excited about next season
re: Which former Pels player are you rooting for in postseason?
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/13/26 at 11:35 am to Demps
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Who did I leave out?
Toni
Oh wait, he likes butt stuff and now has more time for butt stuff activities since he isn’t in the playoffs.
re: People are Assholes: Rainy Interstate Edition
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/13/26 at 8:16 am to HubbaBubba
So it’s pouring raining and your going 82?
I don’t believe that.
And if you were going that fast then it wasn’t raining bad enough to “clog” the right lane, whatever the hell that means.
You’re just another idiot cruising in the left lane sounds like.
I don’t believe that.
And if you were going that fast then it wasn’t raining bad enough to “clog” the right lane, whatever the hell that means.
You’re just another idiot cruising in the left lane sounds like.
re: Brit Brit is in rehab.
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/13/26 at 7:03 am to tigergirl10
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She has bipolar disorder too. No curing that.
You mean she’s a woman
re: Soccer field’s bright lights and alleged code violations divide Ascension neighbors
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/12/26 at 7:12 am to WillieD
I guess that restraining order didn’t last long.
We have a game out there today.
We have a game out there today.
re: Griner signing massive deal with other WNBA team
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/11/26 at 8:10 pm to NotoriousFSU
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She also has no tits and a penis.
If she had a penis, she’d actually be good at basketball and could jump more than 6” off the ground.
re: Soccer field’s bright lights and alleged code violations divide Ascension neighbors
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/11/26 at 4:05 pm to Teufelhunden
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So the contractor who erected these 90 ft stadium lights and the electricians who ran power out there told him he didn't need a permit and the Dr believed it? bullshite. This is a classic better to ask for forgiveness than permission situation and he's getting called on it.
He should move and sell his property for govt housing so the dipshits in the neighborhood have to deal with real problems instead of kids playing soccer on someone’s large parcel of land.
re: Daredevil - Born Again - Season 2 trailer
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/10/26 at 11:22 pm to vilma4prez
I need more bullseye. That opening sequence with him awesome.
The DD Bullseye fight could have been better. Don’t care for the slow motion focus crap.
The DD Bullseye fight could have been better. Don’t care for the slow motion focus crap.
re: LSU 3 @ Ole Miss 6 Final
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/10/26 at 6:58 pm to NewMoneyTrash
Just catch the fricking ball and stop trying to frame it.
Any umpire who calls strikes that are balls b/c of framing shouldn’t be an umpire in the sec.
Any umpire who calls strikes that are balls b/c of framing shouldn’t be an umpire in the sec.
re: Pels *allegedly* thinking Zion extension/win now strategy
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/10/26 at 9:18 am to NawlinsTiger9
If they sign Zion to an extension I will without a doubt quit being a Pelicans fan.
I have little to no interest in this team next year if he’s still on the roster.
Keeping Zion isn’t a win now move. We’ve had 7 years of not winning with him. That isn’t changing in year 8. he has zero game outside of offensively driving left to the goal and finishing b/c of athleticism. He has zero footwork, can’t dribble, refuses to shoot or even move off ball, doesn’t rebound and is one of the laziest defenders to ever play. His game doesn’t mesh well with anyone b/c he has no game and doesn’t play defense.
We went from considering cutting him and not being able to trade him at all to wanting to give him an extension after just one shitty season where he gave minimal effort all year just to show he could be somewhat healthy? get the frick outta here.
I have little to no interest in this team next year if he’s still on the roster.
Keeping Zion isn’t a win now move. We’ve had 7 years of not winning with him. That isn’t changing in year 8. he has zero game outside of offensively driving left to the goal and finishing b/c of athleticism. He has zero footwork, can’t dribble, refuses to shoot or even move off ball, doesn’t rebound and is one of the laziest defenders to ever play. His game doesn’t mesh well with anyone b/c he has no game and doesn’t play defense.
We went from considering cutting him and not being able to trade him at all to wanting to give him an extension after just one shitty season where he gave minimal effort all year just to show he could be somewhat healthy? get the frick outta here.
re: Louisiana QR code for inspection sticker proposal
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/9/26 at 9:14 am to jmarto1
I haven’t gone to an inspection sticker place in over 14 years, and won’t be going to one ever again, and I live in EBR-uh.
re: The Boys S5
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/8/26 at 10:12 pm to minvielle
She went from a really cute 9.2 to a disgusting 4.4.
Such a shame. What a moron.
Such a shame. What a moron.
re: The Boys S5
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/8/26 at 10:12 pm to minvielle
She went from a really cute 9.2 to a disgusting 4.4.
Such a shame. What a moron.
Such a shame. What a moron.
re: AD still salty he never got a tribute video
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/8/26 at 10:03 pm to WB504
frick you AD
CP3 is the best player this franchise ever had dumb shite. And I’d take DWest over your pussy arse any day.
Enjoy your bubble ring and fingers in your arse you fig
CP3 is the best player this franchise ever had dumb shite. And I’d take DWest over your pussy arse any day.
Enjoy your bubble ring and fingers in your arse you fig
re: Annual The Ten Commandments check-in thread
Posted by TeddyPadillac on 4/8/26 at 9:45 pm to JackDempsey
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Yvonne De Carlo always did it for me. Love her.
Not that she needs help liking her even more, but she is quoted as saying:
A conservative, she stated in a 1976 television interview with the CBC: "I'm all for men and I think they ought to stay up there and be the bosses, and have women wait on them hand and foot and put their slippers on and hand them the pipe and serve seven-course meals; as long as they open the door, support the woman, and do their duty in the bedroom, et cetera."
Well Yvonne, i would have gladly held the door open for you and do my duty to you in the bedroom.
Also, Audrey Hepburn wanted the role of Nefertari but was told she wasn’t curvaceous enough to wear the form fitting Egyptian clothing.
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