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re: Anyone ever have a full body massage?
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:14 pm to HaroldNielsen
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:14 pm to HaroldNielsen
What the frick kind of bump is this
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:14 pm to HaroldNielsen
Twice a month. Going tomorrow.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:16 pm to internetdad
Yes
Massage envy…$70/month for one massage each month. Best and most enjoyable thing you’ll ever do to extend your life.
Massage envy…$70/month for one massage each month. Best and most enjoyable thing you’ll ever do to extend your life.
This post was edited on 10/19/22 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:18 pm to Boring
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How do you get over the awkwardness of a stranger touching you
A stranger is just a frick buddy you haven’t met yet
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:18 pm to internetdad
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Anyone ever have a full body massage?
Is it worth it?
Once. It was included with our Honeymoon package 20 years ago. It was really nice and relaxing.
But I'd never pay for that kinda shite now.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:21 pm to TDTOM
quote:went last Thursday and go again next Thursday
Twice a month.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:24 pm to internetdad
Massages are awesome. Not the rub and tug kind either the legit ones. Great for stress and sore muscles
I recommend PhBalanced
I recommend PhBalanced
This post was edited on 10/19/22 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 10/19/22 at 7:11 pm to fr33manator
The shady Chinese ones are equally the best and the worst. They get you naked and uncover you. Massage envy always keeps everything covered. The secret is to wank it just before you go. Then you aren’t fighting the boner the whole time.
My buddy used to go like twice a week til his wife found out. Almost cost him half. Might still.
My buddy used to go like twice a week til his wife found out. Almost cost him half. Might still.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 7:29 pm to Higgysmalls
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I had a gift card once. I was too scared I was gonna pop a boner so I didn't go
Dudes get boners. Of all the craftsman on planet earth, masseuses know this. Also, if it pops up, maybe she will beat it back down for you.
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